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Roseville burglars ransack home, kill cat

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Roseville Police are looking for burglars who ransacked a home – then killed the family cat by putting it in the washing machine and turning it on.

The break-in on the 32000 block of Beaconsfield happened while the family was away between 5 and 11 p.m., Roseville Deputy Chief James Berlin said today.

The suspects ransacked the home, stealing a variety of valuables before killing the cat.

Anyone with information can call the Roseville Police Department at 586-775-2100.

Round up the usual suspects.

That sucks. People suck.

^thought the same thing

Hardcore.

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Ansbach, Germany -- An 18-year-old student armed with an ax and Molotov cocktails attacked his high school in southern Germany on Thursday, wounding nine pupils, police said.

The teenager entered the Carolinum High School in the Bavarian town of Ansbach where he threw two of the explosive devices, but they caused no major fires, said Ansbach Fire Chief Horst Sellter. Police could not confirm media reports that the attacker had lobbed Molotov cocktails into a classroom.

Gun control. Seriously.

Teeth the secret to curing blindness.

http://www.miamiherald.com/news/flor...y/1240371.html

She'd give her eyeteeth to have her man back:
http://images.townnews.com/sanduskyr...nt/1619893.jpg
http://www.sanduskyregister.com/arti...nt/1619893.txt

^ She looks like 12 years old or something.

Would he run her over if he went by?

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"I honestly feel bad. If I have to stand out here in the rain for him to take me back, I will."

BFD! I'll endure dampness for you! It should read.

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"I honestly feel bad. If I have to accept anal sex every day of my life for him to take me back, I will."

I'm just sayin'.