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Phil Hartman might have one of the top 10 funniest human beings ever.
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Phil Hartman might have one of the top 10 funniest human beings ever.
The flu.
I woke up yesterday and spent the majority of the day in the bathroom or in bed. At night I had a fever. I'm still feeling like crap but at least I can keep light food down. I haven't been rocked like this in a few years.
Posting cures all.Quote:
Originally Posted by MikeMyers
Zekyl's got an ex-girlfriend I'm sure he'd share.Quote:
Originally Posted by MikeMyers
People that are too "important" to use their own voice on their voicemail. Are you seriously that in love with yourself that you have to have a secretary say on your voicemail that you're not available? Creating a personal voicemail takes, what, 10 seconds?
Get over yourself and commit suicide.
UPS Drivers that blatantly ignore the delivery address and thus go to the wrong door and thus I don't get the package that I paid extra to have overnighted.
Have at it. I'm a sharing kinda guy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fool
Been there, done that. Not worth it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fool
Why do you think she's an ex?
insomnia
fuck!!!!!