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I'm sorry, Swam.Quote:
Originally Posted by Big Swami
Waiting for your boy to get home from college. He's on the other side of town, West Sac so it'll only be about an hour. 1 long, drawn out hour.
:) Glad for you man. From the opposite side of the spectrum I want to let you know that the boy definitely misses you too.
Thx. Can't wait.
That I actually kind of like the Cowboys this year. I used to hate them, but haven't missed a game of theirs this year yet.
Cowboys? Really?Quote:
Originally Posted by Tahoe
Really?
Tahoe's a Romosexual
It should be in the 'ashamed to admit' sorry ux.
My car is making some grinding noise from hell somewhere inside the engine that I can't easily determine. I'm not sure if it's safe to drive to the shop, and paying for a tow truck is ugh. My favorite car-inclined friend who said he was gonna check this out didn't swing by tonight.
It's not epic suck, but it's getting there...
^ Turn your radio up...sound goes away.
LOL!!! The last time I let a family member borrow my car, it came back with a fucked up tire. They had the stereo on full blast and didn't notice!
See, it works.
Hangovers.
When someone fumbles some work directly into your lap first thing in the morning. It makes it impossible to recover a good mood for the rest of the day.
It turns out my car's suckage is the air conditioner compressor clutch, acting up intermittently. Now I get to replace it, which sucks.
Attempting to transport a package of Tic Tacs, quietly.
Finding out your girlfriend has to have jaw surgery. Yes its funny to think her mouth will be wired shut for a month, then you realize that you're going to have to take care of her for that month.
Kelsey is going to have her mouth wired shut?
Z is going to need some porn for the next two months. Let's see if WTF can step up.
Quote:
Originally Posted by fool
Maybe I should text her and wish her well.
Kelsey doesn't talk to me anymore. Her boyfriend doesn't like me for some reason or another. I'm really not sure why.
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It's probably because she moans your name at night.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zekyl
Zekyl owns.
Or that you give her number out to guys who send her raunchy texts about how good last night was.
She sounds cute when she is angry.
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Both are acceptable.
At least she doesn't have broken wrists, that wouldn't be very handy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zekyl
When your wife convinces you to take over paying the bills.
Bitch move.
Quote:
Originally Posted by CNN
Steelers uni this year. Trying to like them, but can't.
Getting all your tools out and it starts raining, going home, weather clears up, go to the job site get all your tools out and it starts raining again. I'm done, let the weekend begin.
The wife just called from her shopping trip and said that she's "picking out a movie for us to watch" tonight.
I might fake an illness, I do a pretty decent fake vomit sound.
Mo gave some early clues that he was a one-time Minnesotan.Quote:
Originally Posted by MoTown
Well I worked there last year as well. And I might work there again soon... hopefully.
Good find though.
I was going back through this thread and came across that and laughed a lil bit.
Depeche Mode
Losing.
Credit card bills.Quote:
Originally Posted by Glenn