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I like the question about getting alot of satisfaction when you get alot of wax on the Q-tip. It's kind of like digging up your nose while driving and pulling out something the size of a bowling ball. Now THAT'S satisfaction!
It sounds as if everyone is ignoring the advice of the last quarter century about using Q-tips. Apparently, you push more material INTO your ear, and that ends up being a bad thing. Drops into the ear are the way to go.
So, if I'm Justin Timberlake, I'm gonna waste a couple of productive "I Can Boff Any Woman in the World" years on Cameron Diaz?
I've never understood why this skank is regarded as anything other than, well, a skank.
Watching Charlie's Angels reminded me of just how much I'd do Lucy Liu (and Drew Barrymore to a lesser extent) over Cameron Diaz.
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Originally Posted by Uncle Mxy
I was just trying to give mild props to someone who wasn't hyper-skinny (a personal turn-off). Lucy Liu is much hotter to me than Diaz + Barrymore put together, and continues to get hotter with age somehow.
I do agree with you there, Lucy Liu is very attractive.
I've got an idea, and I'm just gonna throw it out there.
There are fantasy leagues for everything (Well, everything except the Fantasy Professional Bowlers Asociation), and I'd like to throw my ring in the hat as the Creator of:
The Fantasy Television Series League!
Here's how it works:
Each guy gets a team, and he can name it. For instance, Dr Tre could name his TV series fantasy team, "As The Sparty Turns".
Next, you have a draft. You get, say, two male leads and two female leads. Maybe one serious show, and one comedy show.
Then you get supporting stars, say three of each sex. And if you so choose, maybe one kid performer.
And, you get a series of "extras"-- two or three that don't get lines, they just stand in the background and look concerned, or laugh at the bad humor, or maybe there is the One Black Person who shows up in the shows parties or weddings or funerals. You get the picture. Sort of the "Nurse Kelley", the girl from MASH who was an extra for all 11 years, and spoke only one or two lines the whole time. I think somewhere in season 8 she said to Hawkeye: "OK, right away". You get the picture.
Now, for the scoring format:
Points for spoken lines. For instance, if you got a comedy actor, how many, and how funny were his lines. Same thing for the woman and the supporters, and so on. If you have a serious show, then how many times did your character say something like, "Oh Michelle, I haven't loved you for five years", or "Steve, I'm boning the paperboy and his three best friends, can you go bowling tonight?"
Now, the issue is: Who does the scoring. Well, we'd need a central committee, guys who judge the shows, watch them, and tabulate the scores.
Other scoring factors: Provide a list of 5 people you might think will show up as a "Special Guest" on ANY show. For instance, Roger Federer might show up on "Scrubs" with a tennis racket stuck up his ass, and the docotrs have to get it out, and do it so he doesn't have to play Wimbledon with a colostomy bag.
Other scoring factors are: If your male star bones someone during the show, or gets a blow job, or if your female star does a hot lesbo scene.
Well, there it is. It's an idea whose time has come. I leave it to you guys to fashion up some more refined rules and regulations, but this is one HOT idea, and could probably be turned into some sort of board game.
^you're going to scare people away with stuff like that.
Valentines Day is coming, and I'm already being bombed with roses commercials.
Valentines Day? Didn't we just have Christmas?
This year my present will be that I actually CALL my wife to tell her I'll be home at 4 in the morning completely sloshed.
topic: having sex unshowered, her and/or you
If your partner hasn't showered during the past 24 hours, is that a deal breaker? How about if she has, but you haven't?
If I haven't showered, it's still "ago". She needs to shower due to the delicate nature of where they want us to put our mouth.
Glenn, you make a good point though. It reminds me of the old joke:
Q: How long does it take a woman to have an orgasm?
A: Who cares.
Basically what I was going to say. Below waist means less than a couple hours, or since she got home from work. Aside from that I guess I dont care much since we shower regularly and never go showerless long enough to become an issue. If its been too long for either party, just hit it doggy and dont touch much lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Zip Goshboots
I'm a big Social D fan, and this sux.
Shades of Erik Andolsek.
http://www.napavalleyregister.com/ar...8086743183.txt
http://www.chartattack.com/pics/2007...brentliles.jpg
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Former Social Distortion guitarist killed by big rig
Thursday, January 25, 2007
PLACENTIA — A former bassist for the punk rock group Social Distortion was struck and killed by a big rig while riding a bicycle, authorities said.
Brent Liles, 43, of Fullerton died Jan. 18 as he entered a crosswalk on his bike, said Jennifer Hink of the California Highway Patrol. The truck’s driver, Javier Lopez, turned onto an onramp and accelerated, striking Liles, authorities said Wednesday.
“He was not accelerating to hit the bicyclist, he was accelerating to get to the onramp,” said Hink, who confirmed Liles played for Social Distortion.
Lopez, 35, of Rancho Cucamonga, was not cited, but the crash is still being investigated.
Liles joined Social Distortion in 1981 and played bass on the band’s groundbreaking “Mommy’s Little Monster” recording two years later. The album brought the group widespread acclaim and helped establish Social Distortion as one of the top punk rock acts in the nation.
But Liles and drummer Derek O’Brien quit the band during a New Year’s Eve performance in 1983 because they were fed up with the group’s internal turmoil.
Liles went on to play with other punk groups such as Agent Orange.
“Brent was a fun-loving guy who approached his bass playing with a lot of enthusiasm and that made him a lot of fun to be around,” said Frank Agnew, a fellow musician and friend.
Just picked a winner and now I've got a gusher in my right nostril.
There is blood.
Thankfully, it's the end of the day, so I think I might slip out the door for the day.
^do less blow.
That might be the first time that you've recommended fewer drugs.
I hope that is not maturity or personal growth creeping in there.
(Says the guy that just picked himself into a bloody nose).
Hey, nature has a way of telling you that you have a problem. Anytime I don't shit for a week I take some time off smack, but I switch it up to crank or pills. I'm not advocating fewer narcotics, but you may want to play a shell game with your biology.
Zip, what kind of drugs do you take? There is no way that a real human being is like this. I know some fucked up people that "like to have fun" or "like to make jokes" but seriously does anything relevant ever come out of your mouth? Is there anyway you can post less or maybe make your own thread in which people can choose to not even attempt to read it? Thanks!
FillyCheeseSteak:
None.
Sure there is.
Quite often, but define "relevant", and not as it applies to the box you put yourself in to think from.
No.
You're welcome!
I didnt poop almost all of last week. I was kind of concerned but I just didnt have to go. Then I ate a HUGE steak for dinner, and all was good the next day. I think I heard the choir when my butt told me it was time to drop a deuce.
Oh yeah, sorry bout the nose bleed Glenn. Must have actually found your brain ;)
I think we get this same post about once a week.Quote:
Originally Posted by FillyCheezeSteak
Zip Goshboots is an acquired taste, a way of life, if you will.
I often find myself wondering, "WWZGD?"
I can't really expand on this other than to add that the Goshboots experience is kinda like finding out that your best bud, the guy that you've been tight with for 20 years, is secretly gay and has been in love with you since junior high.
Also, try this control panel > options > Buddy / Ignore Lists.
Ignore lists are for cowards. If you're gonna be on a forum, then be ON THE FUCKING FORUM.
You think you got something to say? Well, so does someone else.
Read 'em, answer 'em, or don't, or get the fuck out.
Glenn, you're right: I've always loved you.
One more thing: There's a committee of Zip Goshboots. It's not one person.
No one person can be this funny, this intelligent, this irreverent, this charming, this much a philospher, this eclectic, and this irritating.
Kind of like a Shakespeare thing. Did he, or didn't he? Who is he?
He is everyone, he is no one.
Whatever you do, don't try to match wits with us.
I was only suggesting that he add you to his buddy list.
And about the man love, I don't even want to think about WWZGD now.
Creepy.
You're the one with an avatar of David Letterman.
WE should be on everyone's buddy list.
Not sure where we go from here.
Let me correct one thing I said:
When I said "We" should be on everyone's buddy list, I meant Zip Goshboots.
NOT Zip and Glenn.
I am hereby declaring that although I admitted to loving Glenn, he and I as of yet have no plans to engage in what would amount to a "long distance relationship" (not that there's anything wrong with that), and as such, we should not be on anyone's buddy list together (not that there's anything wrong with that).
To further discredit any internet rumors concerning glenn and I: To the best of my knowledge, we have never dated either, not even in my younger, crazy days, which, to the best of my knowledge, I can neither confirm nor deny actually occurred (not that there's anything wrong with that).
Don't you hate getting called in the middle of the night for help on an alleged emergency, then getting put on fucking hold for half an hour?
I'm moving to Colorado soon, but I'll still be rooting for Michigan, CMU and the Detroit teams (though I'll watch the Broncos because they are easier to stomache anyway). Not really much warmer, but they do get 300+ days of sun out there.
WTF Chris:
I lived in Denver from 1991-1994. OH MY GOD. That's all I can say.
Take just enough shit to get there, try to go out there completely single, sit back, and enjoy.
Could you elaborate?Quote:
Originally Posted by Zip Goshboots
I am married, no kids, and we don't have a lot of stuff. My in-laws have a trailer big enough to haul evertything I think. it will be a long drive, but oh well. I drove straight to Daytona Beach before so I am used to the long drive (though admittingly not thru the boring plains).
Denver is sweet though. A very nice functional down town. Mountains to ski in. Brand new houses 1,000 sq ft bigger than here (same price though). The snow melts almost daily (it was 0 degrees there Sunday and 50 degrees yesterday according to my in laws).
I split this stuff off from the football recruiting thread so Jethro's head wouldn't explode.
We don't want that.
We don't? I don't know who Jethro is but watching someone's head explode sound kind of coolQuote:
Originally Posted by Glenn
denver was kinda wack. colorado is a nice state but i hated denver.
somebody needs to change the name of thsi thread to Tayshaun Is Blossoming At The Right Time.
You know what I hate? Naked dudes in the locker room. There are towels available, yet they continue to parade around freeballin' it. And I could handle that if it weren't for the fact that they will then bend over when they're right next to you. I happened to be sitting on the bench, lacing my shoes when I noticed there was an asshole 2 feet from my head. WHERE DO THESE MUTHERFUCKERS GET OFF THINKING THAT THEY CAN DO THAT????
(Maybe I should make this post in the John Ameichi thread.)
MoTown, you've hit upon one of my all time pet peeves.
How about the dudes that gota go naked into the steam room?
Don't forget not just having a sphincter in yer eye, how about the dude who enjoys parading his "Coney Island Special" around by talking to you with one knee on the bench while his dong drags on the floor?
I'm all, "Dude, I know it's gigantic, but you're like, bald, sixty, and you weight 1200 pounds! What good does it do ya?"
THANK YOU!!!! I'm not really a sphincter fan when it comes to my girlfriend, so why in the FUCK would I want to see "locker room guy's" rectum?
On a related subject, what about the dudes that use the blowdryer to dry their pubes and even asspubes?
Yeah, there's a guy at my gym who must be about 6'8. Nothing beats watching him turn around, place his ass in front of the blow dryer, and reach behind to pull his ass cheeks apart to dry out his large intestine.
Related reading: http://www.wtfdetroit.com/forums/sho...ghlight=peeves
remind me to never visit this thread again.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zip Goshboots