great point. the last thing you want is to search for the thread while you're wasted. e-ray could take a wrong turn and wind up at the WTFgayporn.com forums.... :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Vinny
great point. the last thing you want is to search for the thread while you're wasted. e-ray could take a wrong turn and wind up at the WTFgayporn.com forums.... :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Vinny
are you and the other syndicate members have something to tell us Matt?
no, i have no idea WTF you're talking about.Quote:
Originally Posted by Anthony
*clears browser history*
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I am the fucking drunjkes evar! Ficky you and your Mle Geibsion Artciles!
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Originally Posted by e-ray
im a lil drunk, dont really have anything to say, but thought id honor the thread. my gf surprised me with a 12-pack and 3 sparks plus, tuned into cathouse (bunny ranch) on 'on demand', and then got a headache and is sleeping :(. before you say anything, she is the nymph in the relationship... but it still sucks that im stuck with a half-drunken hooker mind and im here. hopefully my roommate will be home soon so we can get some video games goin on.
Fuck ya'll and your aKONHERED THREADS.
edit: i mean why is thisa therad names after me, i really dont' know!
im drunk and goin to bed with the gf.
BYAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
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Originally Posted by e-ray
Tried to make it easier for you to find.
Ah, that's quite considerate, thank you. I should be here later if all goes well.
I promisded I"d be herea., IAnd here I ma. Colleeg is drunka. Wered, peace out@
btw WARM milawaylkyee best is the worst thing aevar. Gross.
eray is teh king softhe drunk threead.
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Originally Posted by e-ray
for $5 a 12er and 5.9% alcohol you cant really go wrong. i think im still buzzed from last night. i yelled at a stripper lol
You yelled at a stripper while drunk? ROFL.Quote:
Originally Posted by UxKa
And LMAO at Denny's thread title change.
to previous post: yes but not at the strip club. she was trying to make some kinda 'jay n silent bob' comparison cuz when she stopped at the gas station i was talkin to my buddy who worked there. i cussed her out while he was tryin to hit on her lol. she flipped me off and made a dying vulture noise, so i layed into her. she works at the nastiest club in town and didnt have much to say to me after that, end of story.
to tonight: im drunk but daaaamn my gf was drunk when she got here. literally too drunk to fuck. she tried to play some ddr (sad i know) and ended up almost passing out on the floor next to the pad. i carried her to bed, slammed a couple more beers, and figured id make a drunk post here. not too drunk to fuck here, but too drunk to play madden :(
I didn't post here yesterday, but...
Why dos eberybofy stil think i have power here i dont hjave owerr. fuxcjk you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Unibomber
Bad eray impression, I know.
drunk story of the month:
so at about 12:30am the neighbors dogs which ive mentioned somewhere on this forum (pet peeve i think), are barking like mad. the neighbors arent even home. i call the cops. about 12:50 the roommate n i decide to walk to the gas station across the street n get some beer, id only had 2 beers and was out. on the way out the door, the neighbor who is now home, runs out screamin what he thinks is my name 'BEN BEN!!!' (its gene). hes all like 'you got a problim with me?' and i say not in particular. he says 'you got a problem with my dogs?' and i say yeah they bark like fuck and i cant take it anymore. he starts cussin at me and jason (roomie) n i keep tellin him to go home because hes drunk. his wife is yellin at him to not get in trouble and we're calmly tellin him to go home while he is yellin at us. at one point he has his fist cocked at me and im just starin him down, telling him to go home. then he gets in jasons face and jason says 'you wouldnt hit a guy with glasses' (LOL) while he stared him down too. his wife finally comes into my yard to grab him and pushes him inside. so we go to the gas station...
were there about 2 minutes, i look out the door and my gf is running full speed into the gas station. im thinkin wtf. apparantly the neighbor was in my front yard screaming 'come out here you fukin nigger!!'. keep in mind im white (and so is he so if you want his address to beat some ass just PM me). when the gf poked her head out the door, thinking jason n i were out there, he started saying he was gonna beat her ass and to 'get your nigger boyfriend out here'. so jason and i run back to my yard and hes standin there yellin stupid shit, constantly callin me a nigger (PM please lol). literally, every other word. at this point in time his 4 year old daughter is standing on the porch crying because her dad is an ass, and i actually like her so i felt bad but what am i supposed to do? he runs up to us again and i keep pointing out that hes acting like this in front of his daughter and thats just not cool, really trying to diffuse the situation because thats how i am. i keep telling him to go to bed and sleep it off. eventually he goes back to his yard. he calls me a nigger-backwards-hat-wearin-ghetto-nigger so i cock my hat sideways for a sec and make a funny face (im still white). he cusses under his breath for a minute. by this time all the neighbors are outside at 1am wondering what is going on. heres the juice:
jason has my wing, about 2 feet back and 2 feet to the right. the neighbor charges at me from about 30 feet away, beer gut floppin, bare drunken feet tryin to find the way, and fist all ready to go. he throws at my face so i dodge to the left, and push him to the right. he caught me a bit in the right shoulder but it was really nothin, pussy. apparantly jason thought he was goin for him next, so as i push him to the right, he meets jasons fist head on with his chin. mofo is on the sidewalk sprawled out in no time. he starts tryin to get up, and as he tries to get up i can tell that when he gets up hes goin after me again so i kick him hard as hell in the face. his head snapped back like you rarely see even in mma or boxing. hangover + headkick headache tomorrow. i know better than to keep going so i stopped there, dont wanna go to jail. by this time my gf already has the cops on the way. to make a long story not longer, he gets cuffed and hauled to jail, cops totally on our side which is how it should have been. but his bitch said we both beat him down and repeatedly kicked him in the face which is not true, he only got hit a total of two times.
then..... this morning at 6am im like fuk it and decide to rip the fence down that keeps their dogs in, it really is my fence and i dont need it anyway. so the neighbor comes out and swings at me over the fence, once again i dodge his drunk ass. hes callin me a pussy, i inform him that he is bitchmade, yada yada. then they call the cops on ME. turns out i cant cut the fence down til 7am. they tried tellin the cops it was their fence and the cops basically told em fuk u its not, the joints face his (my) yard. i was nice enough to not press charges again for him pathetically swingin at me. cops just told me wait til 7 then keep doin what i was doin. so i went back out at 7:01 and now they dont have a fence. whole time the shitty dad was yellin at me through the window but i guess his bitch kept him in cuz she knows he woulda got jacked the fuk up.
so whats the moral of this story? well my parents are good friends with their landlord, i own my house, and they're behind on rent. so... dont fuk with your neighbor unless you know u will have a place to live next month. so long fuckers [smilie=rofl.gif]
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Nice story. Poor little girl though.
Natty is nasty.
I heart the pizae. WOHA!
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This is by far the best named thread here.
Yal us dorty. dIrty!!!!
You can ecpec me posting here between 2 and 4 am. Goodbye.
fUCK@ mY COMputer's broiken. Fck you all. My friend spilled beer on it and i am pissed. I willl be pissed forever. DIe MOTHERFUCKERS!
I hate fat people. no, i hate fat people who complain about being fat. scratch that, i hate fat women who complain about neing fat. And I want all skinny women who complain about being fat to be tied down and be force fed twinkies while being ridiculed and called "cows". If you're fat and you bitvh about it every goddamn day, then do something about it lard ass. "Oh my god I'm soo fat!" What we're supposed to feel sorry for you? Like "oh no, Colonel Sanders tied you up and forced you to eat the whole bucket AGAIN???" Fuck you. if you're fat and cool with your fatness, then more power to you. rock on with your fat self. I have no problem with your kind. People all over the world are starving to death and we have stupid bitches complaining about being fat. I say we feed all the so called fat girls to the poor children of the owrld. Solve everyone's problems. And since when did skinny women become sexy??? fuck a Calvin Klein! I want a woman who looks like a fuckin woman, not a 14 year old vietnamese boy. So when I hear a women who actually has hips and an ass complain about being fat, I hate her. and what the goddamn hell is up with women all of the suffen complaining about arm fat??? Ya know, the muscle that some normal people call a tricep which when not being flexed will retain a loose muscle appearance that will move around when poked at or shaken? I hope you die. If you want your body and skin to look like a fuckin leather congo drum, then go out fake tanning with Victoria Bekham and maybe she can teach you her secrets to becoming an annorexic oompa loompa bobblehead.
bitches.
I am goung to print this and when you calls be a negative peronm i will show her this amnd say "and you call mne bitter and negative"!Quote:
Originally Posted by -NoQuarter-
Good show!
Fucking Nice, NQ.
Anthony misses this thread.
Shitbombed!
<<<< So Important I demand two posts. I repeat: "Shitbombed!!!"
haha, i love this thread.
Yo...that would be me. fuck...tigers lost today but theyr'e not doing that again.
JL just need to tell the bats to STOP SUCKING so much right now.
just came back from a going away party and an art opening were there was lots of booze. I drank a lot.
th tigers palyed toninght?
NQ that was some funny ass shit. Totally agree. My neighbors from my previous long post are being evicted and have been taken to court over it. :grin: My gf is 'trying' to get drunk but 'cant' even though she is a lightweight. I can drink a lot and have a decent buzz. Go figure.
Yessir!
I don't think that it has been 3 months since anyone here got drunk, yet no posts in this thread in that time.
Let's get some drunk posting going this weekend. I want to laugh.
You know who you are.
I will get drunk just for you Glenn.