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The GOAT right here:
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DadBoner
Havin a few cold ones. Tryin to relax. Supper was crap. Work was crap. Wife is crap. Kids are crap. Everything's crap but these cold ones.
Spinners on his minivan?
Yeah that was pretty damn funny.
I refuse to think of spinners as anything other than skinny lap chicks... gotta set boner guy right.
going through his old stuff while bored/sick at work. ill post the best ones i find.
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Thnkin' about tokin' one down in the shed after Ann goes to pilates tonight. Really hating her guts today.
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Dinner with Ann was a disaster. Spilled orange chicken on my favorite Chaps polo. And looks like we're gonna work things out.
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Got into a pretty nasty screaming match with Ann on the way home. Like it's MY fault they suck. So drunk on Margs.
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Nosey lady asked why I'm bummed. Told her about Randy. She said, "oh c'mon, the Slim Jim guy?!" So steamed. I'm leaving. Stupid idiot sow.
^ I lolled, hard.Quote:
Eatin good in the neighborhood? More like throwin up hard in the parking lot.
Stupid idiot sow. Rofl
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Alright. We're gonna do it. Captain Karl's Super Bowl Party 2011 is a go! (Dave asked to be "first mate". I said no.)
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Invited Ann, said she might stop by, but has plans to go to the Carlson's. Said I was welcome to join. That's like spending Xmas in hell.
The whole "pooped my back out" saga was a great read.
I've thought since the get-go that @PaulyPeligroso was the person behind @DadBoner. The styles are very similar and PP has a bunch of parody accounts, from what I can tell.
Well, he just did a FF for Karl, so now I'm almost positive.
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I don't understand why anyone would ever buy the Johnsonvilles WITHOUT the cheese in 'em. They're a bold taste sensation, you guys.
If YOU don't like cheese on stuff like hamburgs, in brats, pizza, bagels, sammies, fries & pasta; people probably don't like YOU very much.
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Originally Posted by Big Swami
i was going to make this awesome spaghetti dish tonight but ive decided to pick up some cheese brats on my way home. probably a bad idea to get cooking ideas from karl, but they sound ridiculously good.Quote:
Originally Posted by Glanville
I actually tend to find myself quite disappointed in them. I prefer to add my own cheese to regular brats.
The most recent 10 tweets or so are gold.
NEW PROFILE PIC
LOL
This one sort of sounds like a Vinny joint.Quote:
Got up early and had a nice big breakfast at McDonald's. So good. It's totally worth the extra 3 or 4 trips to the bathroom, you guys.
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Still wonder what Ann & the kids have planned for Dad's Day? Not returning my calls. Haven't talked in a while. Must be keepin it hush hush.
I tweet something with "you guys" in it and the dude tweets not even a minute later. Eerie.
I tweeted a FF for him at the same exact time he just tweeted, too.
I see that he also went to Arby's today, didn't get the angus like I did, though.
This "Father's Day disaster" schtick that he's been building up for a week or two now is going to be great.Quote:
Gotta be good just one more day. Then, this weekend, it's all about hearty grub, cold ones, laughter and love with the fam.
Anticipating some crying.
It's like a pro wrestling script.
Yeah I've had several lulz lately
Awesome stuff today. The next two days are going to be incredible.
He ain't disappointing... this should end on a high note... lol
he's up to almost 10 k followers. he was at 5k when i started following him like a month ago. dude is blowing up.
the fathers day stuff has been some of his best work yet. im a little disapointed it worked out well for him.
I'm not sold that it will.Quote:
Originally Posted by b-diddy
I laughed a few times, but overall it was a bit disappointing.
10,001 followers, lol. I think he was in the 3300 range back in April.
Eau Claire, Wisconsin?
#fail
lol'd at "Really looking forward to the weekend, you guys" about once a week.
I just had BW3 for lunch and I'm hurting, btw.Quote:
When 2 guys talk erections, it doesn't have to be gay. Sometimes I'm sure it is, but that's not my style. I can talk erections with a pal.
lol @ Poison reference.
Some great stuff over the holiday weekend. Big laughs.