"Bankruptcy unattractive option for Detroit"
http://www.detroitnews.com/article/2...ors_picks=true
Thank you for that stirring insight, Detroit News!
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"Bankruptcy unattractive option for Detroit"
http://www.detroitnews.com/article/2...ors_picks=true
Thank you for that stirring insight, Detroit News!
Conscientious people have higher GPAs. I never would have foreseen that, nosirreee...
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases...cience+News%29
MANBOOBS SUCK!
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases...cience+News%29
Many Parents Multi-Task While Driving Kids
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases...cience+News%29
If someone paid me as much as they paid the U-M research team, I'd come to that conclusion and make animated Powerpoint slides for free!
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases...cience+News%29Quote:
Youth More Likely to Be Bullied at Schools With Anti-Bullying Programs
Tell kids don't do something and they do it.
Duh.
Researchers will do anything to do research in titty bars
http://www.freep.com/article/2013102...-bodies-oglingQuote:
Study: Men do indeed ogle women's bodies
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases...cience+News%29Quote:
Studies: Moral Outrage May Influence Jurors
Stress in relationships may raise risk of death, especially when you're right and she's wrong
http://www.standardmedia.co.ke/mobil...ath/lifestyle/
If you look at her T&A, you're in it for lust, not love.
Shit, I need to get paid for this groundbreaking research:
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases...cienceDaily%29
"Sexting leads to increased sexual behavior, study shows"
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases...cienceDaily%29
Hate to break it to ya, but sexting IS sexual behavior!
Awkward positions cause back pain -- was it THAT hard for them to find Kama Sutra practitioners?
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases...cienceDaily%29
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases...cienceDaily%29Quote:
Presentation is key in patient information, research suggests
The image above has been resized. Click on it to see the full version.
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases...0828102259.htmQuote:
Older adults possess important forms of expertise
"No, older adults just exist to fuck up the lives of younger ones and should be euthanized in the name of glorious fertilizer."
Raising children with females who take advantage drive men to early graves:
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases...0922104013.htm
"Sex is more likely on days college students use marijuana or binge drink"
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases...1007144852.htm
Employers want college grads to provide blowjobs:
https://www.sciencedaily.com/release...0601132144.htm
Doctors can be bribed with food, and pricier food leads to more influence:
https://www.bostonglobe.com/business...QxJ/story.html
If people were well, they wouldn't be sick:
https://www.sciencedaily.com/release...0217095851.htm
Everything is awesome when you're getting laid:
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/sex-last...at-work-today/
http://www.freep.com/story/sports/nb...ndy/100484392/Quote:
Pistons' SVG: Drummond may need to shoot free throws a 'different way'
Ya think!?!??!
That's a bullshit headline. He's the quote.
Quote:
But he went away from his routine of walking to center court before foul shots. When he returned to the routine, his confidence was shot. [lol at the secret to free throws being walking to mid-court.]
Van Gundy seemed to indicate previous efforts for improvement have not worked and he is going to suggest other avenues.
“We need to talk about that direction,” Van Gundy said. "I’ll talk to (general manager) Jeff about it for ideas and things like that. Certainly it’s an issue that is one need to address and probably in a different way.”
The real bullshit in that article is the very next sentence.
Drummond should be taking a couple hundred free throws per day, if nothing else. Every day. Every fucking day.Quote:
Van Gundy said Drummond will take the next two months to stay away from basketball before beginning off-season workouts in June.
He needs to get to the point where he feels confident he can make it, by virtue of having made it again and again.
He needs to get his fundamentals in order, so he won't go "mental midget" as the season progresses. *deep sigh*
If you treat her that way, what do you expect?
http://www.cnn.com/2017/12/05/health...udy/index.htmlQuote:
Spanking can lead to relationship violence, study says
Yes, I know the article doesn't say that, but the title sure made me think BDSM.
I'll drink to that!
https://www.sciencedaily.com/release...1221123156.htmQuote:
Inebriation at sporting events is a problem
Teen controls do not stop parents from fucking up their computers.
https://www.sciencedaily.com/release...0712114610.htmQuote:
Parental controls do not stop teens from seeing pornography
Glad that COVID-19 has elevated researcher to find subtle things no one could have imagined:
https://www.sciencedaily.com/release...0609144446.htmQuote:
Unexpected uncertainty can breed paranoia
Glad we got that cleared up.
https://www.sciencedaily.com/release...0825110606.htmQuote:
COVID-19 taking a toll on everyday lives, research suggests
Shocking!
https://www.axios.com/adults-alcohol...c978fe814.htmlQuote:
Americans are drinking more alcohol than in 2019
https://medium.com/muddyum/study-con...32488096085694Quote:
Study Confirms Nose Holes Connect to Lungs
Below-the-nose mask wearers shocked by science
https://www.studyfinds.org/study-fin...an-slow-aging/Quote:
Study: Aging Slowed — By Eating Less?
Newsflash... If you stop eating, you die and cease to age! Wowzers!
How lyrical!
https://www.studyfinds.org/study-fin...ex-condom-use/Quote:
Cocaine Use Linked To Unsafe Sex, Study Finds
'roids shrink your balls -- no one ever heard that before!?
https://www.sciencedaily.com/release...0309091308.htmQuote:
Steroid abuse by men leads to long-lasting impaired testicular function
Gee... ya think?!
https://www.studyfinds.org/mass-shoo...ric-disorders/Quote:
Most mass shooters had undiagnosed and unmedicated psychiatric disorders, study reveals
Science has finally found... squirrels!
https://www.sciencedaily.com/release...1015184215.htmQuote:
Behavior resembling human ADHD seen in dogs
https://www.freep.com/story/news/loc...ad/6167264001/
The guy's name is Shady and hes a real estate developer and crook? C'mon... this shit is too easy!Quote:
Real Estate Developer Shady Awad, 41, of Allen Park, pleaded guilty Friday to conspiring to commit bribery
Let me try this
https://www.thirstyfornews.com/2022/...rsons-passing/
Being an asshole is a barrier to addressing the fact that they're sexist too? Do tell. Sheesh.
https://www.sciencedaily.com/release...0308155647.htm
In related news, I was born when I was very young.Quote:
Our social interactions begin at a young age
https://www.sciencedaily.com/release...0727110250.htm
This blatant intrarectalcranialitis calls for a cephalanalectomy.Quote:
Medical jargon is source of confusion for non-physicians
https://www.sciencedaily.com/release...1013114805.htm
