AKS PHARAOH

And inside my wallet is a handy pullout picture of me, flipping off Bukdow.

He's supposed to be the smart fucker with the magazine subscription or something, right?

He can sit in his little fucking room and boast about being a smart cunt while reading bullshit magazines that are actually designed to make people like him "feel" superior (cause they can't get that feeling anywhere else)

If they were the type that could win a drinking competition or knew what it feels like to win a fight or what it feels like to fuck a woman then the guy wouldn't be reading some bullshit magazine to make himself feel like a somebody.

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Originally Posted by Pharaoh

And inside my wallet is a handy pullout picture of me, flipping off Bukdow.

He's supposed to be the smart fucker with the magazine subscription or something, right?

The operative term here is "supposed".

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He can sit in his little fucking room and boast about being a smart cunt while reading bullshit magazines that are actually designed to make people like him "feel" superior (cause they can't get that feeling anywhere else)

If they were the type that could win a drinking competition or knew what it feels like to win a fight or what it feels like to fuck a woman then the guy wouldn't be reading some bullshit magazine to make himself feel like a somebody.

instant classic. Thank you for starting my day off right, P.

Pharoah,

Why do you hate New Zealand?

Also, do you consider yourself "ballin'" or "Dad type"?

GD, you really wanna know why we hate New Zealand?

Deep down inside the answer is:

Cause they're the lazy fuckers that come over to Australia and want to live here. Fuck off back to your shitty country - you're a burden on our heath system, our workforce, our schools and our happiness.

We don't need your stupid asses here. We don't want to teach your dumbasses to play cricket or rugby league. We want to smash you in those sports to show how fucking pathetic you are.

We don't do it to feel superior - we already know we are. We want to smash you to show the world how fucked you are.

Isn't that how you feel about Canadians and Mexicans?

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Originally Posted by Gl'enn

Also, do you consider yourself "ballin'" or "Dad type"?

Please explain...

I don't usually go to the "Off topic board and I haven't read the thread.

Educate me.

And Denny - I'm always pleased to know I made somebody's day better.

Thanks for letting me know

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Originally Posted by Gl'enn

Pharoah,

Why do you hate New Zealand?

Been watching FoTC I see.

What's FOTC?

Fuckwits On This Continent?

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Originally Posted by Pharaoh

GD, you really wanna know why we hate New Zealand?

Deep down inside the answer is:

Cause they're the lazy fuckers that come over to Australia and want to live here. Fuck off back to your shitty country - you're a burden on our heath system, our workforce, our schools and our happiness.

We don't need your stupid asses here. We don't want to teach your dumbasses to play cricket or rugby league. We want to smash you in those sports to show how fucking pathetic you are.

We don't do it to feel superior - we already know we are. We want to smash you to show the world how fucked you are.

Isn't that how you feel about Canadians and Mexicans?

New Zealand is "your" Mexico. I suppose everybody needs a MexicanType in their life, ay?

Also, would you ever consider changing your av to this:

http://www.bobfromaccounting.com/4_22_02/blake.jpg

Fuck No!

A long, long time ago No Quarter graced me with my av and my sig.

I will never, ever EVER change it. It's not everyday someone with his kind of talent comes along and gives you a gift. Every time I see the av and sig I am reminded about Q and it makes me happy.

I haven't seen him since my return and hope that nothing bad happened to him or his girl. I was gonna ask Mola but he never seems to be on either. Was gonna ask Glenn but he's always too busy not working (I caught ya again not working, didn't I GD?) and posting other stuff.

Q, if you're out there - what the fuck are you up to now?

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Originally Posted by Pharaoh

Fuck No!

A long, long time ago No Quarter graced me with my av and my sig.

I will never, ever EVER change it. It's not everyday someone with his kind of talent comes along and gives you a gift. Every time I see the av and sig I am reminded about Q and it makes me happy.

I haven't seen him since my return and hope that nothing bad happened to him or his girl. I was gonna ask Mola but he never seems to be on either. Was gonna ask Glenn but he's always too busy not working (I caught ya again not working, didn't I GD?) and posting other stuff.

Q, if you're out there - what the fuck are you up to now?

Both NQ and Elektra are all good.

You wouldn't even consider this one?...

http://www.hairweb.org/images-stars/...-l-jackson.jpg

Fuck No! What is that shit?

And never, ever EVER means never, ever EVER.

I ain't Ric Flair - gonna retire and claim I want it and then 13 months later you'll hear about me texting Vince McMahon and asking if they want me back in the ring.

Never, ever EVER!

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Originally Posted by Pharaoh

No, I don't.

I don't feel the need to advertise the fact.

This reply by itself puts this thread into the upper stratosphere of all time great message board threads.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_25OvsirIxJ...int-118_88.jpg

P - Girls with an Aussie accent magnify their hotness by at least 10x. Do girls with American accents make you want to cut off your ears? Can you tell the difference between the hundreds of American accents?

I can tell the difference between a chick from the South and a chick from LA and a chick from NY.

The chicks from the South is usually blonde, have big tits and are as dumb as dog shit.

The chicks from LA are usually plastic bitches that for some reason carry around some type of shrunken dog in a little bag. I guess it's in case they get horny - cause these bitches are too skinny for any man to fuck and I assume they would fuck the dog... who knows?

The chicks from NY usually wear some weird designer clothes, usually a name I've never heard like foop, or yag or gaf. It's odd...

Do these chicks make me wanna cut off my ears? Fuck No - I like my ears. I wouldn't mind cutting off some of their heads, though. It's obvious some of the chicks aren't using their's.

And Zip - thanks for gracing my thread. You are a gentlemen and a scholar.

Or some kind of freaky fucker that likes to post weird pictures that are completely unrelated to anything in the thread...

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Originally Posted by Pharaoh

I can tell the difference between a chick from the South and a chick from LA and a chick from NY.

The chicks from the South is usually blonde, have big tits and are as dumb as dog shit.

The chicks from LA are usually plastic bitches that for some reason carry around some type of shrunken dog in a little bag. I guess it's in case they get horny - cause these bitches are too skinny for any man to fuck and I assume they would fuck the dog... who knows?

The chicks from NY usually wear some weird designer clothes, usually a name I've never heard like foop, or yag or gaf. It's odd...

Do these chicks make me wanna cut off my ears? Fuck No - I like my ears. I wouldn't mind cutting off some of their heads, though. It's obvious some of the chicks aren't using their's.

And Zip - thanks for gracing my thread. You are a gentlemen and a scholar.

Or some kind of freaky fucker that likes to post weird pictures that are completely unrelated to anything in the thread...

You forgot the Yoga part... and the cell phone part... and the Ugg boots part... and the "damaged goods" part...

See, the key to L.A. chicks is, ya gotta get to them BEFORE they "become" L.A. chicks. FOB/FOP (Fresh Off the Boat, Fresh Off the Plane).

Pharaoh: I am going to intercept Motwon here and say that chicks with Australian accents lose about 62% of their femininity in my view. It's a pretty ugly accent that only guys should have.
Now the British accent on a woman--that's sexy. But do Aussies have better teeth than the British?

http://bitcast-a.v1.dfw1.bitgravity....%20Groping.jpg

lol

I agree about the Aussie accent. No offense P but a girl saying "Crickey" doesn't turn me on.

58 package check?

P, was this site pretty much started as a Piston's site?

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Originally Posted by Fool

lol

I agree about the Aussie accent. No offense P but a girl saying "Crickey" doesn't turn me on.

C'mon!!! What man WOULDN'T want a woman who can wrestle a Crocodile???

Zip - I could see where the accent sounds like shit to you, but that's cause you've adjusted to listeing to the way US chicks speak. Granted you guys have more accents but you're still used to them.

I have no problem with the way our chicks speak (espcially when they have my cock in their mouth)

And yes, women in Australia, or the Congo have better teeth than a British woman. I have no fucking idea what the fuck is going on the UK. Their chicks have had the ugliest fucking teeth for a long time. Put fluride in the fucking water already.

Fool - Crikey isn't an everyday term. It's not like fuckers are walking around going "Crikey - they opened a new shop there" or "Crikey, I need to take a shit". It's like "Shrimp on the Bar-B" - rarely, if ever used.

Tahoe - What the fuck is that? 58 package check? It's so out of the blue I can't even come up with some smart, witty remark to trash it.

And one more time, with feeling, for the Toaster with Most Posts:

History of What The Fuck (you guys can call it what you like) birth according to Pharaoh for Tahoe:

Fuck Yes! WTF was founded as a basketball website! This site was born out of a desire for freedom from fucktards that reigned down on us like cruise fucking missles at Real GM. Those fuckers refused to treat Piston fans with the same type of "we didn't see that shit" attitude they gave Raptor fans, Laker fans or Pacer fans.

I admit it - Part of the problem was our Mods (Grizz, Chris, Me, Big Ben's Fro and Jethro at the end) were happy to let shit slide on our forum. What we didn't know was that Pacer Mods were not that way inclined. They were hardcore cocksmokers and loved the power of suspending or banning fuckers.

The whole thing went BOOM! and I can't remember the year. It might have been before the brawl, or after it but either way shit hit the fan and the Powers That Sucked gave many of your fellow Piston fans the old "Get the Fuck Out Now" card.

Needless to say many were stunned. Many were pissed. But only 1 actively used his position on Real GM to recruit members for WTF!!!

See, back then, like today (I imagine?) only Mods had the power to PM peeps. Regular lowly posters couldn't PM each other. (Why? Who knows? Those cunts were fucked) So it was impossible for Mola or Glenn to PM a lot of other posters and recruit them.

But 1 Mod had the balls to do the deed that needed to be done. Only 1 Mod didn't give a fuck. You know how some cats are like "Yo, man - I don't give a fuck"? There's them cats and then there's other guys who really, truely "don't give a fuck!"

Who was this legendary Mod? Me, you forgetful fucks! That's right, the great calmness that resides in my cranium hatched a plan to render the Pistons forum at Real GM vacant like the space between bukdow's ears.

The Great One sent forth many PM's, to old posters and new, to regulars and those sometimes forgotten (like Train Wreck and B-diddy). And so it was foretold in the scriptures that WTF would be built and they would come, and come hard.

And come they did. The Great Mod was so proud of the vital role he played in the building of the membership that he stupidly posted about using the Real GM PM system against the Powers That Sucked! Dumbass Move!

And naturally the Powers That Sucked were trolling our brilliant site and saw said post and quickly removed the legandary Pharaoh of his rightful Mod powers. According to the Powers That Sucked Pharaoh had committed the ultimate crime against Real GM - he told people to visit another message board!

Shock! Horror!

Fucking Awe inspiring!

It was a crime so great that the Powers That Be actively recuited other Mods from the other boards and these Mods, some of whom Pharaoh had never heard of, proceeded to try to lay the Smackdown on the Great One, expecting...

Who the fuck cares what they expected? Who the fuck knows? Those cunts tried to smash me on the forum because I had stood up for our fellow Piston fans and told Piston fans to bail on a shitty fucking website that restricts anything and everything they deem "against the Real GM interest".

I didn't sign up for that shit. I signed up to talk about basketball you crazy fucks. Fuck you and the forums you run.

I proceeded to fight the good fight and told them all to fuck off in no uncertain terms (are there certain terms?). I hung around and tried to get Grizz to use the PM system to recruit more people since he and I were tighter than a nun's cunt but he wouldn't do it. Eventually I told him I couldn't post at both forums and left Real GM behind, like a shit at a truck stop.

But before I vacated the premises I typed an EPIC fucking goodbye, referencing The Matrix (which was my favourite movie at the time) and told Grizz that he always had a place at my table.

Some of your fellow fans mocked my goodbye, claiming I took shit too seriously. Well, fuck those cunts. I gave up time with my fiance, who was seriously ill at the time to post and Mod that fucking forum. I didn't have to be there. I choose to be there. Respect that shit and treat people "the right way".

And that statement about Grizz only ever applied to him, and later to my man JS. Sorry to everyone else I know and love and post with, but with them 2 it was and is different. Not everyone can enter The Kingdom of Pharaoh.

I do take this shit seriously (most of the time). And why shouldn't I? I give up time with my fiance and my 2 kids to post on here. If you can't respect that or understand it then I could probably sell you a box of rocks

Damn, this is long. So, um yeah - that's my story Tahoe.

Denny - if a woman can wrestle a croc and win I don't wanna fuck her. She would kick your ass every fucking night.

And likely one day she might want to fuck your ass.

Not a road worth I wanna travel, my friend. Not at all.

Pharaoh:

Isn't it more appropriate to say that your finace and kids take time away from you being able to post more? Geez, as if there aren't already enough reasons to get a vasectome when a guy turns 12.

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Originally Posted by Zip Goshboots

Pharaoh:

Isn't it more appropriate to say that your finace and kids take time away from you being able to post more? Geez, as if there aren't already enough reasons to get a vasectome when a guy turns 12.

Belongs in the Aks Bukdow thread.

Sorry.

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Originally Posted by Zip Goshboots

Pharaoh:

Isn't it more appropriate to say that your finace and kids take time away from you being able to post more? Geez, as if there aren't already enough reasons to get a vasectome when a guy turns 12.

You're just jealous Zip - I got a great chick and 2 kids and shock horror I am happy with my life. Maybe shit didn't work out for you but that's on you, man. Don't push it on to others.

And since you brought it up:

Yes, the topic of vasectome has been spoken about in my house.

Undecided at this time.

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Originally Posted by Pharaoh

You're just jealous Zip - I got a great chick and 2 kids and shock horror I am happy with my life. Maybe shit didn't work out for you but that's on you, man. Don't push it on to others.

And since you brought it up:

Yes, the topic of vasectome has been spoken about in my house.

Undecided at this time.

P, are you confusing "vasectome" with "Vaseline"?

They don't hurt and their less dangerous. Plus you can have sex quicker afterward.

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Originally Posted by Pharaoh

You're just jealous Zip - I got a great chick and 2 kids and shock horror I am happy with my life. Maybe shit didn't work out for you but that's on you, man. Don't push it on to others.

Oh shit. That's a Swiss Cheese post. How long you been, uh, married? Are your kids 13 yet? You're happy now, fucking A EVERYBODY'S happy at first. Call me in 20 years. Call me the first time you frig another chick. Or she frigs another dude. We'll see.

No Denny, I'm not confusing vasectome and vaseline.

What male alive today would confuse the two?

I heard that too Fool - or have you had it done?

Apparently it's a 1 day thing! That's pretty good.

That beats me taking 6 weeks off work to stay at home and do everything while my fiance recovers from having her tubes tied.

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Originally Posted by Zip Goshboots

Oh shit. That's a Swiss Cheese post. How long you been, uh, married? Are your kids 13 yet? You're happy now, fucking A EVERYBODY'S happy at first. Call me in 20 years. Call me the first time you frig another chick. Or she frigs another dude. We'll see.

I have been with my fiance for 9 years. She doesn't want to get married so it doesn't bother me. We've survived a ton of shit, including me and another girl, her illness that damn near killed her and we're still together.

Maybe you should just poor your heart out and tell us all how it feels to catch your woman screwing another guy. I know you're hurt by it. It's in every post you make.

That's cool though - express it. Otherwise you're gonna die a lonely bitter man and who is gonna scatter your ashes? The priest? Fuck that.

Oh, I should clarify that I did not cheat on my fiance. It was when we first got together and she didn't wanna rush into anything so it was "casual". I went out and fucked some other chick for a week!

Technically I was single. "Casual" doesn't mean exclusive. Anyway, I dumped the other chick and got with the woman who has since become my fiance.

To this day my fiance swears that I cheated on her.

No! Didn't happen! Casual means casual.

There was another situation where a chick kissed me, but I didn't ask for it or return it or even care. So again, technically speaking I didn't cheat.

Is kissing cheating? According to chicks it is. But I didn't kiss the chick - she kissed me. Not my fault. Can't hold that against me (but she does)

Pharaoh:

Actually, I really don't care about women fucking around or "cheating" on me. Can't say it's happened with either of my two wives (they'd NEVER tell--that's women. They're bigger liars than men)--but girlfriends have done it, and it never bothered me. Epsecially one chick who I dated for about 5 years. I told her I didn't want to get married, so she let on that she'd be "out there" dating other men and stuff. She used to leave condom wrappers around her place all the time. I was thrilled that she was using protection. Plus, it was kind of hot. Made for good pillow talk.

In fact, I'mn separated right now and have been for about seven months. I suspect my "wife" is seeing someone--but that won't have any bearing on whether we get back together on my part. I just have to figure people is people--not much you can do about it.

I'm actually more bitter about marriage in general--what it seems to turn people into. Boring and frustrated. It's a sham, really. And kids? They're the worst part of it all. Most of 'em are assholes. I should have got this vasectome as a high school graduation present. But thank Gourd I can't have anymore (and the world thanks me too). Believe it or not, I run into people my age (40s) who still think it'd be neat to have another kid if they get re-married or find another "special" someone to settle down with. BARF says I.

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Originally Posted by Zekyl

It's "vasectomy", not "vasectome".

Thanks Gl'enn!

Why are you thanking me?