and then getting out of the way cuz you know you'll put something in the wrong spot
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and then getting out of the way cuz you know you'll put something in the wrong spot
Grounding a son for two days because he thought a Timberwolf was a kind of cat.
If only parents would start grounding their kids for being stupid....
True dat. We'd never see Bukdow again.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lord Douche Baggins
I think forcing your kids to look up information on the cat family would be a GREAT form of punishment.
Or they can just force them to do book reports. It'll be a "pick your poison, you little shit" type of deal.
Damn, I'm twisted. Thank God I don't have any kids, right?
-wondering if "wack" is good or bad
-upset stomachs
-CONSERVATIVES
Not understanding why ballers call each other bro, when they're not brothers.
Jokes like this:
Quote:
Heres how Worcester sauce got its name.
A dinner made its own sauce. The waitress lady gave one of the peeps that was eating a steak some of their sauce. The guy loved it and said "Hey lady, Whash dis here sauce? LMAO
It may very be, but I was having a good laugh typing that.
And another spelling is Worcestershire Sauce, cuz I know peeps are interested.
-Putting an extra apostrophe in your name for no apparent reason.
-Thinking that putting an extra apostrophe in your name for no apparent reason is Ballin'.
But, but, but there is a reason.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vinny
Amar'e
-Trying to explain reasons for things
-Giving up and saying, "just don't worry about it".
Giving your kids a pat on the back and a boot in the ass at the same time.
- Catch in the backyard.
- Calling your son sport, kiddo, or tiger.
How about "bud" or "buddy"?
re: #60
Wait, wouldn't calling your son anything be Dad type?
That's what my pa called me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gl'enn
Abusive names are not Dad Type.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gl'enn
- Goin' to baseball games.
-checkin' out MILFs at the mall, the children's museum, etc.
- Being fickle.
-playing drums with your thumbs on the steering wheel to Suspicious Minds
-having a fat wallet (not because of cash)
-getting grouchy when someone doesn't seal the cereal box sufficiently
CarefulQuote:
Originally Posted by Gl'enn
-playing drums with your thumbs on the steering wheel to "Seasons in the Abyss" by Slayer.
Yes, Slayer is considered "dad type" now.
-Denying/Not believing that you're a Dad Guy even though it's painfully obvious to everyone else that you are.
-Letting your kid listen to dirty stand-up records while mom is unaware.
-Rocking out to Eric Clapton Unplugged in the car.
-Referring to your son/daughter by their first, middle, and last names when you're mad at them.
:cogent:Quote:
Originally Posted by LDB
- Getting your son/daughter/wife's name mixed up for some other son/daughter/wife as you're hollering at them
-saying that you're not going to ask again
-always having rolaids or tums in the car
-a Dad Guys watches a basketball game through an irritating series of quick glances
Good one, Wizzle!Quote:
Originally Posted by Wizzle
Wondering why you didn't listen to your dad or pay attention to the fact that he was so miserable because he had kids--and then wondering why you made the same mistake.
Also, justifying having kids with some lame shit like "They'll take care of me/be here when I'm old"--yeah, sure they will. As long as they think you have a couple mill in the bank, and until they stuff you into a resthome so they don't have to visit you anymore and be bored with your lame old stories. The best day of your kids' lives is when the dementia kicks in to the point that you don't remember them and they don't have to waste time visiting you anymore.
Funny how people in "families" pretend they love each other and are "close" and it is in the form of three get togethers per year that can't end fast enough.
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For Faggotry
It seems to be rampant
Watching the 4am rebroadcast of the Piston game because you were out swimming with your daughter and her cousins while it was originally broadcast.