The WTF Translator

I don't think there's a guy on this board who hates Shaq as much as me.

Your translator is broken.

No, I think yours is. Glenn posting that Motown loves Shaq actually translates to Motown hates Shaq.

Idiot.

:cogent:

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Originally Posted by Glenn

Their players miss games because they are old and broken.

Means: DONE

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Originally Posted by Glenn

Watched the Tigers instead, didn't want to see a key Piston get hurt vs. Minny.

Flip Murray was the future of the Pistons and so since he's not their I didn't watch the bench get burn.

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Originally Posted by Tahoe

If the league wouldn't have Ok City ready to go the owners would have never let this happen.

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Um, nevermind...

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Originally Posted by Glenn

It would indeed be interesting to see these Pistons with a "playmaking" PG.

As much as you guys disagree with yarg's post, I think we can all agree that CB is not that.

I've always seen CB as a SG playing PG, which is why I'm not as enamored with the Stuckey pick as some here.

Translation: Earl Watson Earl Watson Earl Watson Earl Watson ...

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Originally Posted by Fool

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Yes!

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Yes!

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Originally Posted by Mxy

Most sites' internal web searches suck.

goosh is kinda neat for certain kinds of interactive searching, where it's nice to not need to lift your hands off the keyboard or invoke bizarre shortcuts to check out this or that. It's also nice to be able to illustrate some paths of inquiry in a plaintext context.

It's easier for me to watch you while you sleep.

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Originally Posted by Fool

It's easier for me to watch you while you sleep.

So true...

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Originally Posted by Sir Douche Baggins

Do you think you're smarter than Uncle Mxy?

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Originally Posted by bukdow

I do not know who that person is.

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Yes, yes I am.

bukdow = Kobe
Mxy = Raja Bell

SDB's translator = broken

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Originally Posted by Jay Bilas

I certainly think [Chris Douglas-Roberts] is better than some of the players that have been selected in the second round.

Translation: Seriously? Walter Sharpe? WTF?

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Originally Posted by Mr. Oobir

Translation: Seriously? Walter Sharpe? WTF?

Translation: I hope I feel really stupid about this post next year.

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McGrady rumor has no legs

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Posted by Chris McCosky on Fri, Jul 11, 2008 at 1:09 PM

Since when does a one-sentence, non-sourced note from a non-NBA writer in a secondary publication up in Canada warrant such buzz? The Pistons and Rockets are not having on-going discussions about Tracy McGrady. There is no deal. Nothing is remotely close. Joe Dumars hasn't talked to the Rockets in several weeks and the Rockets have made it clear they have zero interest in trading T-Mac.

Dumars has talked to numerous teams, that's his job. He's trying to improve his team. He has made inquiries about McGrady. Nothing ever came of it and he hasn't gone back in over a month.

On a different note, I am happy that Jarvis Hayes has gotten another deal. He will sign a two-year deal with the Nets. He is one of the all-time good guys in this business. Had he been able to play defense even a little bit, he would have been here a whole lot longer.

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I just read ASB's report and felt like I needed to do one too.

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Originally Posted by Snarky

Had he been able to play defense even a little bit, he would have been here a whole lot longer.

Translation: Jarvis Hayes is the newest bullshit Eastern Conference player who's going to give the Pistons a fucking kidneystone for no reason when they play against him...probably by being left wide open and dropping like 10 3-pointers in a row.

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Originally Posted by Glenn

But what do I know?

NOTHING.

I'm DONE.

Glenn = The Spurs

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Originally Posted by Billups

We don't need a coach that's the greatest Xs and Os guy because we got guys that know how to play.

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We're going to do what we want, when we want, so it doesn't really matter who the coach is.

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Originally Posted by Wilfredo Ledezma

I'm by no means gay, but Nate Robertson is hotter than Kyra Sedgwick.

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Originally Posted by Wilfredo Ledezma

I'm gay.

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Originally Posted by Vinny

What's up with SDB and gay lead singers lately? (Not that there's anything wrong with that....)

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SDB is flaming.

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Originally Posted by LeBron

“I think July 1, 2010, is a very big day. It’s probably going to be one of the biggest days in free-agent history in the NBA. So a lot of teams are gearing up to try to prepare themselves to be able to put themselves in position to get one of the big free-agent market guys.”

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Originally Posted by LeBron

Seriously, NBA GMs. You only have 20 more months to suck my dick. If I were you, I'd create a line outside my house and each one of you can suck my dick when I call you in. Since I can only get off 6-7 times in one day, you might want to bring a suitcase with some warm clothes. Cleveland gets cold in the winter. Also bring some lube just in case I'm in the mood for anal.

^that's graphic

5...4...3...2...1...

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Originally Posted by Glenn

^that's graphic

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Originally Posted by Glenn

Please go into greater detail...

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I'll come back later.

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Translation: Your store sucks.

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IMO

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I am an individual and I am standing my ground.

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Rockets vs. Jazz

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Originally Posted by Pharaoh

I don't hink his growth or development will be hampered by being handed the keys - usually a young players have to play to learn.

The problem I could see developing is that certain members of the team slowly turn on him. A guy like Rip or Tay could easily turn on Stuckey.

Consider all they have done and accomplished here - yet Stuckey's the guy that is picked as the "untouchable" one, the "leader", the guy that can do what he wants on the floor.

That shit would get real old, real fast for some people.

I just feel like this situation could turn into a disaster if it's not handled right and I have ZERO faith in our Coach to manage the egos involved.

I don't see us signing a clear cut leader this off-season, so you potentially add another accomplished player into the equation. Stuckey is then the leader of Rip, Tay and (let's say) Boozer.

It's just a potential problem brewing under the surface now - heaven help us if it all flares up next season with Curry on deck.

You got to appreciate what an explosive element this Bonnie situation is. If she comes home from a hard day's work and finds a bunch of gangsters doin' a bunch of gangsta' shit in her kitchen, ain't no tellin' what she's apt to do.

Well done, Tahoe.

That's sweet

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Tony (Bloomfield Hills, Mich.): How do you think Flip Saunders would have fared coaching this team? Will Michael Curry be held accountable or will he be given a “free pass” given the chaos of the just-completed season?

Langlois: Would Saunders have had any better success figuring out how best to incorporate Allen Iverson? We’ll never know, but my guess is the overriding reason the Iverson experiment failed is that Iverson’s skills have eroded to the point that he’s no longer an impact player. He did not score with anything close to the degree of efficiency the Pistons needed from him and it’s tough to put that on the coach. Iverson didn’t have much to do with Iverson taking all those high-degree-of-difficulty shots around the rim. I don’t think “free pass” applies, but Joe Dumars knows the circumstances under which Curry worked this season – rookie point guard, failed Iverson experiment, significant injuries, slippage from Rasheed Wallace as he starts to slow down – and understands why the record wound up 39-43.

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Allen borrowed $500 dollars to go to Greektown and he's been ducking me ever since. Back problem my ass.

Tony's too much of a chickenshit to deal with AI's bodyguard.

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Originally Posted by Atticus771

I predict Stuckey will be on the fringe of All-Star consideration next year.

Translation: Stuckey might not even make the All-Star ballot.

"imo"

Translation: "look, I don't want this to get heated. Let's stay calm, bro."

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Rueben (Tulsa, Okla.): I watched the Pistons’ season preview on NBA TV and was disappointed to hear Chris Webber and Eric Snow say the Pistons will not make the playoffs, the crowded backcourt will not be any better than last year and Charlie Villanueva is not the post player we need. What are your thoughts?

Langlois: With all due respect to Webber and Snow, it means nothing. It’s easier to get a handle on some teams than others, but trying to assess the Pistons this season – and NBA TV’s preview quite possibly was produced before they’d played more than a preseason game or two – is really a crap shoot because of all the new players added, not to mention a new coach. Furthermore, I’m always leery of investing much faith in the assessments of observers who claim to be experts on 30 teams. How can Webber and Snow possibly know whether this year’s backcourt will be any better or worse than last year’s without having seen more than random clips of this year’s backcourt in action?

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Originally Posted by Langlois

I, on the other hand, know more about this team than anyone. If you disagree with me, then you are wrong and have learned nothing. Unless your name is Dumars or Wilson, then I humbly apologize (don't hurt me).

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Originally Posted by LDB

How many chicks did you bang while in Spain?

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Originally Posted by Detroitexport

Well I was in serious relationships during more than half of my time there, and there were some periods with drought, but I can honestly say that I enjoyed my life there in all aspects.

Translation: Zero.

^ lol

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Originally Posted by Fool

No.

You hate any contract that isn't the minimum. That's unquestioned.

I hope you don't hand out the Christmas bonuses at your job.

You are friggin cheap, Glen.

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I think that Tay is in the range of what a player of his caliber should be paid. But, if you're going to compare salaries based off production, you're no better than Hollinger.

Translation: You are a cunt.

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Won $3,000 last night in less than 2 hours. Stayed on most 16's & 15's in high counts, and dealer bust on most of them.

Fish in a f-ing barrell.

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Fuck you, WTFDetroit!!! Suck my golden dick.