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It is hoped that the possible addition of bukdow to the ticket would bring an endorsement from the Smithsonian and Harpers Bazaar. But so far, no, we have not reached an agreement that would secure the considerable political weight of bukdow. One of the main problems is that there is a picture on the internet that may or may not be of bukdow's wife getting banged up the ass by someone names SD Baggins.
Mr. J Zipperton Goshboots the 3rd, I am torn between choosing you and MoTown. What do you think separates you from Mo and makes you a better choice?
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Originally Posted by Sir Douche Baggins
Are you running, Swami?
Don't act like you didn't know, you lying son of a bitch!
Notice: This is not referring to your mother as a bitch. I do not know her, she could be an amazing lady.
My mother is a cunt, not a bitch.
A bitch would be what I call your mother when I'm drunk.
As long as you don't knock her around too much it has no real repercussions with me
I treat your mother like a lady and you know that, Zek.
Delores Mantooth is a saint!
I believe that Motwon is a worthless liar. His excuse of "a wide stance" simply belies his real objectives in public restrooms: He is obsessed with other men's shoes. By taking a "wide stance", he can pretend to look at his feet while urinating (as opposed to checking out the other guy's schlong, which is gross), and instead eyeball the footwear of the man next to him. There are rumors that he will even ask the guy something like "Say, I'm new here in town. I was just noticing you, um, and was just wondering if you'd like to, you know, tell me where I might get a good pair of shoes for church tomorrow".