good news for Michigan State = you don't need to win 6 games to be eligible for that bowl.Quote:
Originally Posted by Big Swami
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good news for Michigan State = you don't need to win 6 games to be eligible for that bowl.Quote:
Originally Posted by Big Swami
LOL...Quote:
Originally Posted by The Mailman
Aaaaahahahaha. The only way to be eligible for that bowl is to lose at life.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Mailman
things I don't get,
why the mailman is stalking bukdow where ever that man goes. Is it some a fetish you have mailman?
Because I got tired of watching you lick boots all day.
Watch your step Balkan, you don't want beef with The Mailman...I've got pepper spray.
Picture of Karl Malone flexing in 3, 2, 1
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Originally Posted by The Mailman
I was punishing you for doing such a horrible job yesterday. My boots need to shine so I showed you how its done and also, I want my five cents back.
Yea, and I could always tase you bro. j/kQuote:
Watch your step Balkan, you don't want beef with The Mailman...I've got pepper spray.
Admit it, you laughed at my State crack...
I laugh at most of your jokes. Because your a funny guy.
I'm funny? How? Like a clown?
Things I don't get: The Big Ten Network
argh.
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Why my ex girlfriend is apparently taking kickboxing classes so she can kick my ass when I've done nothing to her...(luckily I managed to avoid her after the game).
I don't get why the week in which there is a holiday, the trash day gets pushed back, I mean wouldn't the trashmen have to do twice as much for one of the days of the week anyway???
Why my speakers don't work anymore without headphones...
I don't get how someone thinks that 45 minutes of muzak for weddings played in a continuous loop for 3+ hours isn't enough to drive someone nuts.
I don't get why peeps on the sidelines at pro football games aren't actually aware that those big guys running around on the field aren't on TV. They can actually bowl you fucking over and splat your face on the astro-turf.
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Originally Posted by Glenn
That asshole Rob Thomas has a hot ass wife.
We as a society can't do anything at all about the Santana problem.
Dude, did you just diss Santana?
Did I just diss a guy who did a guitar duet with Rob Thomas? Yes. Yes I did.
You know what, that's one thing I can't defend him for.
Call my name, and I'll be there for you and you'll be there for me
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Ever...the...same...
DO YOU KNOW HOW A HEART BREAKS, MOTHERFUCKER? DO YOU?
That whole album is like getting an ice pick shoved in your ear. My dad loves it, though.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Mailman
I dug "Maria Maria". But that's beside the point, How a Heart Breaks and Ever The Same > all.
To get back on the topic of things that I don't get: why I'm scared to go to sleep. Would YOU be scared if in your dream a girl cut off your dick and you were standing there with it in your hand, in a state of shock and panic?
I have been severely traumatized/paranoid beyond belief because of this.
No. I never have a problem going to sleep. I may just go to sleep right now, at my desk at work. Sleep is where I'm a Viking.
I don't get why people still tolerate nerds. Isn't it time for a nerd backlash yet?
Speaking of nerds, what is the difference between a geek and a nerd?
I don't know but probably in either case, the Five Geek Social Fallacies are relevant.
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Originally Posted by The Mailman
That should help.
Maybe you should also put "Jesus was way cool" in the Christianity thread as well...
Good news: I woke up with it intact.
The only time I've ever been scared of going to sleep was when I was thinking my gf's psycho-ex was gonna break in the house and kill me in my sleep. I can sort of relate.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Mailman
Are you sleeping with this girl that's gonna whack your tallywhacker in your sleep? Is there some girl in particular or just some random ho?