"Things I don't get"

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Originally Posted by WTFMICH

Is it "yours" or "your's"?

There is no "your's". It's always "yours."

At least it's not there, their, and they're. No one ever gets those right.

I kinda figured, I typed "your's" into google and didn't get the "did you mean: yours" so I was just wondering.

Drop all apostrophes and cite George Bernard Shaw.

drop all capital letters and cite e.e. cummings.

its easy.

Why there wasn't a movie in the "Land Before Time" series where they were all wiped out by the comet.

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Originally Posted by WTFMICH

Why there wasn't a movie in the "Land Before Time" series where they were all wiped out by the comet.

It happened while they were putting more film in the camera. Just bad timing, really.

Aw man ... Little Foot...

I seriously almost cried when his mom died.

Tell me that doesn't make you feel emo inside...

Ok, who is this asshole debating Skip Bayless on First Take? He has dreads and his name's "LZ Granderson"

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Originally Posted by WTFMICH

Ok, who is this asshole debating Skip Bayless on First Take? He has dreads and his name's "LZ Granderson"

I believe it is LZ Granderson.

Really? I thought it was someone else. Any relation to Curtis?

I grew up in Livonia near the corner of Curtis and Mayfield. I could always tell which of my friends was into soul music because they'd start asking if they could come over to my house to take a picture of the street sign.

Have you ever been listening to someone talk, just an average person not someone terrible in some way, and thought "How in the world does someone fuck that person"?

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Originally Posted by Fool

Have you ever been listening to someone talk, just an average person not someone terrible in some way, and thought "How in the world does someone fuck that person"?

Yes

This correlates with something Chris Rock said: no matter how beautiful, funny, attractive, down-to-earth, graceful, and all-around wonderful a woman is, there is some guy somewhere who is sick and tired of her shit.

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Originally Posted by Fool

Have you ever been listening to someone talk, just an average person not someone terrible in some way, and thought "How in the world does someone fuck that person"?

I've ran into women that I don't know how people could stand her long enough to even get to first base, let alone all the way home.

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Originally Posted by WTFchris

I've ran into women that I don't know how people could stand her long enough to even get to first base, let alone all the way home.

Because the third base coach is Jack Daniels.

Yeah, he has a habit of waiving people home.

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Originally Posted by WTFchris

I've ran into women that I don't know how people could stand her long enough to even get to first base, let alone all the way home.

It's called being a guy.
We all talk shit about women, but we're so fucking scared of 'em we think we have NO chance with anyone who's better looking than Shelley Winters. And, we call the guy that DOES have the balls to ask the hot ones out, and scores (because he's the only guy who's asked her out in two years) a "tool".

I'm not talking about chances. I'm talking about women who are more than just high maitenance when you first meet them.

I'm always so apathetic.

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Originally Posted by WTFMICH

I'm always so apathetic.

Who cares?

*shrug*

Someone linked me to a really nasty website the other day (I don't think I can name it, so I won't) and it was seriously the most disgusting thing I've ever seen (and I've seen a lot). Seriously, who in the hell is into this shit?

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Originally Posted by The Mailman

Someone linked me to a really nasty website the other day (I don't think I can name it, so I won't) and it was seriously the most disgusting thing I've ever seen (and I've seen a lot). Seriously, who in the hell is into this stuff?

goatse!

seriously, no one is into that stuff. It's horrible, it burns your eyes out when you see it, and it haunts your nightmares. It's the greatest prank in the history of the world. I had an insurance company who treated me like shit and after I canceled their asses, I taped 3 pages of goatse together into a roll and faxed it to them for like 45 minutes.

The remarkable thing about goatse in particular is that after a while, you really do get desensitized to it somewhat. It stops surprising you. And you start looking at it and wondering, "is that a wedding ring on that guy?"

No, I'm not linking it. You can google it yourself if you think you're tough enough.

I know and have seen goatse, but this is far worse.

Fuck it, it's called Cup Chicks (or something like that)...

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Originally Posted by The Mailman

I know and have seen goatse, but this is far worse.

Fuck it, it's called Cup Chicks (or something like that)...

Sounds like somebody needed to have his forum permissions updated.

It's in the Champaign Room (which I had NO clue existed, by the way).

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Originally Posted by The Mailman

It's in the Champaign Room (which I had NO clue existed, by the way).

Wait until you find out about the free vitual handjobs and downloadable Doritos coupons.

WTF is full of little known member benefits.

I don't get why "black athletes" have to be compared to other "black athletes" and why "white athlets" can only be compared to "white athletes"

I don't get why "lefty athletes" can only be compared to "lefty athletes"

You know Keith Van Horn was only compared to Rick Barry because they are both white.

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Originally Posted by The Mailman

It's in the Champaign Room (which I had NO clue existed, by the way).

who the fuck would do that shit. that shit meaning the shit link i posted up. im too scared to sleep

I know my opinion isn't that popular, but honestly I think a lot of white athletes are given a pass by the media even though they're not particularly good, but they're white so they're worth all the attention I guess. ESPECIALLY white basketball players. But this discussion probably belongs in another forum.

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Originally Posted by Cross

who the fuck would do that shit. that shit meaning the shit link i posted up. im too scared to sleep

Yeah, that's what I thought when I first saw it. I honestly had no clue what the fuck I had watched until I closed out, then was sick the rest of the day on the verge of throwing up. Of course I saw it before I found out the Champaigne Room even existed, so I wonder what would happen upon second look...

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Originally Posted by FillyCheezeSteak

You know Keith Van Horn was only compared to Rick Barry because they are both white.

I once compared KVH to the Pillsbury Doughboy, but it wasn't so much about being white as about being s**t.

(s**t = soft :) )

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Originally Posted by FillyCheezeSteak

I don't get why "black athletes" have to be compared to other "black athletes" and why "white athlets" can only be compared to "white athletes"

I don't get why "lefty athletes" can only be compared to "lefty athletes"

You know Keith Van Horn was only compared to Rick Barry because they are both white.

Grouping people by the color of their skin is so last century. Articulate athletes are compared to articulate athletes and intelligent athletes are compared to intelligent athletes.

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Originally Posted by Uncle Mxy

I once compared KVH to the Pillsbury Doughboy, but it wasn't so much about being white as about being s**t.

(s**t = soft :) )

And both giggling when you poke them in the stomach.

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Originally Posted by geerussell

Grouping people by the color of their skin is so last century. Articulate athletes are compared to articulate athletes and intelligent athletes are compared to intelligent athletes.

What about the other 90% of athletes? Who are they compared to?

Oreo pizza. Seriously, people actually eat it?

I saw a commercial for that "bowl" thing they're advertising from KFC and I went on a rant about that for about 20 minutes. How disgustingly fat do people want to be? At what point do you say "geez, I can't eat fried chicken with gravy and cheese, I'm fat enough as it is." I swear, I think KFC should be prosecuted for crimes against humanity.

I don't get how Dumbo could fly, his ears wouldn't be able to support that much weight, especially since even the smallest of elephants weigh more than a metric ton...

also I don't get why Heidi Klum married Seal, I mean the guy has such a huge gap between this front teeth, of all the guys Heidi Klum would possibly want to marry, she picks Seal...

I DON'T GET IT!