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Originally Posted by Tahoe
Day 2
Is it basketball season yet? No? Ok. *goes back to sleep*
gee sighting
Yes, it is. Come back!Quote:
Originally Posted by geerussell
Horchata is great.
I was told today that I never speak positively about myself. I will now make it a point to say at least one positive thing about myself every day.
POSITIVE THING #1: I have never raped anybody.
Decades ago, some psycho hose beast chick I never came that close to having sex with accused me of raping her after I broke up with her (because we never came that close to having sex and she wasn't worth being around otherwise).
"Though you have raped me, I will never love another." she wrote me in some psycho love letter on some gauzy toilet paper. She was also telling mutual friends that I'd never broken up with her, like it never happened.
Three months later, a friend handed me a newspaper. I read the wedding announcement that she's engaged to some other dude. Facebook tells me she's still with the same guy and has 6 kids and a gut. Google tells me her Social Security #. LOL.
I would love to hang out with you and listen to you tell me stories. NH
My last apartment in Barcelona was two blocks down from an amazing Horchateria. There are some places that just buy the stuff and sell it, but others, like this place, make it themselves actually grinding the chufa. They had these huge metal containers and ladled it into 1 liter bottles for you. So good in the summer.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vinny
Reason #382 why you should never fuck with Mxy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Uncle Mxy