Don't act like you haven't thought about it.Quote:
Originally Posted by WTFchris
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Don't act like you haven't thought about it.Quote:
Originally Posted by WTFchris
Fuck her daughters... worked for Darko.
I think that would teach me a lesson too.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fool
How about I just send Darko over there?
Slacker.
GET SOME!
Husband, daughters, hell, invite them all.
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"Come on baby, it'll only sting for a second. I'm the Darko."
Nice Frosting....he looks like a rabid turkeyQuote:
Originally Posted by MoTown
I don't get why mash potatoes don't nuke worth a damn. You have to put them in way WAY ahead of time. Then they get so hot they burn your mouth.
Looks like he should be in a boy band.Quote:
Originally Posted by MoTown
I don't get why regardless of the food, the plate (if you use a standard plate, not a microwavable one) is 1,000 degrees when you get the food hot enough.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tahoe
I dont get why you are putting a non-microwavable plate in the microwave.
Everything tastes better with lava.
cogentQuote:
Originally Posted by UxKa
because I don't hold tupperwear parties in my house and don't have microwavable plates. we have tupperwear comtainers with lids and such, but not plates like that. I'm sure we will when we have kids that will drop plates.
You dont need plastic to be microwavable. All my microwavable stuff is porcelain or pyrex. I dont think I own any tupperware. Some porcelain stuff that claims to be microwavable isnt so reliable... Ive blown up a couple plates after theyve been in the microwave for eight or nine minutes.
We have your standard white dishes. Not sure what the material is. Probably a porcelain or something. the top doesn't get hot, it's the rim on the bottom (the flat edge that sits on the table) where it doesn't have a smooth porcelain finish. it's rough like exposed stone basically. That rim gets super hot.
Standard, plain old Corelle plates like you get at K-Mart are microwaveable, and them shits are practically indestructible. You can drop them full of food from 5 feet and all you get is a kitchen full of food and a plate bouncing off the floor.
LOL@K-Mart
I don't get why you can't begin a sentence with "say" anymore.
"Say, brother, what's happening?"
"Say, mister, you've sure got a swell car."
I'm going to start getting people's attention by saying "Say..." all the time now, just to see if I can get it to come back in style. Not a goddamn thing about life in America has improved significantly since 1980.
Say ...
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Ka-pow!
Why ESPN feels the need to have an hour and a half long pre game show before MNF every week.
Not even the 90 minutes... Ive been at home all day and they've had about five hours of football. NFL Live, NFL Primetime, NFL Jerkfest, etc. Horrible. There are MLB pennant races, Nascar (even though I don't like it) chase, blah blah. I flipped to 80's reruns of Cops on CourtTV lol.
I don't get why seeing a TV commercial that features Brett Favre and BTO makes it actually seem okay to buy a pair of Wrangler jeans.
I don't get why an NFL Qb gets sacked by a bunch of nobodies in that commercial. Throw the damn ball Brett!
I don't get how they turn the Jell-O green.
I don't get why you have to attend U of M in order to root for the football team.
I don't get why TK came back (after a long hiatus) about a month or two ago for one day.
I don't get why the rest of us stay longer than that . . .
I don't get why we put up with AT&T. I don't get why people don't give them the angry-villagers-with-torches-and-pitchforks treatment yet.
I take a piss and every friggin' time it's all foamy and bubbly.
That's a measure of power, I would think.Quote:
Originally Posted by WTFMICH
It might be the clap.
This could have gone in any of 3 or 4 threads, but here goes.
I don't get why I have this huge pet peeve about old people talking about the weather.
It doesn't phase me a bit when a peer talks about the weather, but some old fart starts with the "what's with the 30 degree drop in temperature in the last 4 days?" shit and I want to kill somebody.
Am I the only one that feels this way?
I have something similar when people want to tell me about a dream or nightmare they had. I get like this with everyone, even my wife. I don't entirely get it, but I cannot imagine anything more boring that listen to someone babble about their meaningless dreams.Quote:
Originally Posted by Glenn
Honestly I couldn't even describe my dreams to people...they are so fucking weird and I'd sound like a nut.
Old people have two things to talk about: The weather and the results from their latest prostate exam.
I'm sure the women talk about the latter all the time...Quote:
Originally Posted by Zip Goshboots
"I can tell a storm is coming, my right knee is starting to hurt"
BAH!!
This all reminds me very much about George Carlin and his complaint about how fiction writers often pause from a book's dialogue to describe the clouds that were overhead at the moment. "'Meanwhile, overhead, the clouds floated by like loosely-formed gorilla turds.' Please, enough with the clouds. Get to the fucking."
Is it "yours" or "your's"?