A psycho ex-girlfriend's equally-crazy best friend worked at the Hungry Howie's I lived by, so I can confirm the "weed" bit. What I can't confirm is whether or not the bitch spat on my pizza out of spite.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mich & Tele
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A psycho ex-girlfriend's equally-crazy best friend worked at the Hungry Howie's I lived by, so I can confirm the "weed" bit. What I can't confirm is whether or not the bitch spat on my pizza out of spite.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mich & Tele
Mxy leads the league in psycho ex-girlfriends.
Hell no - there's only maybe three ex-gfs that really fall in that category of "psycho".
The first psycho I started seeing after the smokin'-bodied woman I had been seeing had irritated me with clingy stupidity. In hindsight, it was a mistake to leave her -- she was fun and manageable, I was young and stupid. Anyways, the psycho was "cute" moreso than "hot", and a total dicktease, wanting to get married before having sex and pushing for us to get married 2-3 months after dating. NOOOO!!!! When I broke up with her, she acted like it just didn't happen, leaving psycho baked goods on my folks doorstep (like THAT was gonna make me get together with her), scrawling psycho "though you have raped me (never got past second base), I will never love another and save myself for you" notes on toilet paper, popped my car's tires (likely), all sorts of batshit crazy antics. The Howie's pizza girl was her friend.
The second one didn't start out psycho. Her folks told her the only reason they were staying together was so she could get through college and then they were getting a divorce. They also confirmed what I'd deduced (and I made the mistake of telling her) about her dad having an affair. (If I were married to my ex's nigthmare of a mom, I'd have an affair too.) She lost it, melted down, and broke up with me. Last I heard, which was a long time ago, she was still screwed up.
The third psycho was about to get married and wanted a final fling, but found herself hung up on me. She wasn't really psycho so much as bizarre -- kind of a cool chick, someone you might expect to find on a male-centric bulletin board. I'd probably have been ok with it had she bothered to TELL me that she was getting married. Oh well...
And then there was the ex-gf who was a little psycho, because she had a psycho ex-bf stalking her. But he was stalking me too and I was a little psycho over the matter until the cops and sedation finally put a stop to him.
I find stalker psycho ex girlfriends to be hot.
As for pizza rolls...good, but hot pockets are delicious.
I'll never miss an opportunity to post this.Quote:
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Glenn: I cannot tell if your avatar is McLean Stevenson or Ted Knight. Either way, it's great.
Location: BushwoodQuote:
Originally Posted by Mich & Tele
Free bowl of soup?
Got it...Ted Knight it is. Maybe I'll wrangle myself a nice Jm J Bullock avatar one of these days.
I can loan you one if you need it.
I can't find any mention of Joakim Noah's suit in this place.
Those of us old enough to remember Oopsie The Clown from way back in Detroit television history knows that the only thing missing in that fahsion disaster was a hat with a flower growing out of it.
Geezus H Christ, did that stupid fucker look in the mirror before he left home last night?
This kid works hard to cultivate a personna that is edgy. I'm thinking that in about five years, he'll be dead or out of the league due to "issues".