Things that suck...

Every frickin time I take my truck in the shop seems to need to change my seat settings. Every frickin one of them. The height, front back, lean, steering wheel, motha fuckas.

And then, AND THEN, they put my radio on a religious station. WTF?

Uncyclopedia, for the most part.

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Originally Posted by Glanny Ice

pebble just cracked my windshield

motherfuck

$300

Your insurance doesn't cover that?

$500 deductible, so I'm better off paying cash. Insurance would have covered a repair, but the crack needed to be 4-5" max. Called a few glass companies and nobody wanted to do a repair of a 8-9" crack.

What a racket.

Every day there's like 5-10 trivial things that happen that make me think of this thread, but I never remember what they are when I'm here.

That sucks :D

I think I can speak for the board and say as long as your thinking of this wonderful, glorious place, the board has succeeded.

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Originally Posted by Big Swami

Long story short: my wife's parents left me with an old dog to look after (they are in the Caribbean and my wife is away at school). When they dropped him off, I was astounded at how he had become much more unhealthy and decrepit since I last saw him. Yesterday, the dog is laying down and won't get up, won't eat, won't drink. Starts barfing. Has seizures and dies on my living room floor. And they're staying in a fucking timeshare in St. Maarten with apparently no way to reach them.

Next time I see them, the conversation starts with: You selfish motherfuckers.

I was wrong Swam. I was saying don't call and all that, but this morning 5:30 or so I stopped to feed my buddies dog while he is in Hawaii. The dog wouldn't even move. He's 12 and I've known the dog and taken care of him most of life when my bud is gone. He's a great dog.

Anyway, not good this morning. So I called my buddy in Hawaii and it was 3am or something looking for what he wanted to do. So I did what I thought I wouldn't do. Granted, the dog didn't die. If he would have, I might not have called, but still.

Woke up feeling great and all of the sudden, fuckin sick. like flu like sick.

Pound Echinacea. Works wonders.