The discuss any topic/random thoughts thread

Which one of you guys is the father? Will Maury get involved?

http://www.fuse.tv/2012/04/help-find...ncert-bathroom

Thinking about hoppin into the ol' Hoveround and getting out to see the world.

Had a dream last night that I was an artist or some shit. I remember painting something.

I was probably looking like this:
http://www.wtfdetroit.com/forums/ima...ine=1327716322

Using FB for the first time in months. Such a sellout.

rt: what are you fuckin fags up to?

Just fuckin kiddin glan. don't get yiour fuckin panties all up in a bunch.

fuckin vodka IS going to take me down. punched a punk the other day. He didn't call the cops, but if I keep this shit up, I'm going to get arrested. Wish I could fuckin chilll.

Please tell me it was Dean.

^ twas not. Way worse a human being than Dean.

Had a party across the street shut down just to be a dick. Heard something from some bitch about "haters ruining a good time" and laughed maniacally while peering out the window.

I could feel my dick getting bigger.