Things that suck...

yeah, handwriting blows in general; that shit is ancient

acid reflux

Fuuuck.

Oscar peeps are finding new ways to suck. regurgitated in my own way.

Long story short: my wife's parents left me with an old dog to look after (they are in the Caribbean and my wife is away at school). When they dropped him off, I was astounded at how he had become much more unhealthy and decrepit since I last saw him. Yesterday, the dog is laying down and won't get up, won't eat, won't drink. Starts barfing. Has seizures and dies on my living room floor. And they're staying in a fucking timeshare in St. Maarten with apparently no way to reach them.

Next time I see them, the conversation starts with: You selfish motherfuckers.

Hard working peeps.

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Originally Posted by Big Swami

Long story short: my wife's parents left me with an old dog to look after (they are in the Caribbean and my wife is away at school). When they dropped him off, I was astounded at how he had become much more unhealthy and decrepit since I last saw him. Yesterday, the dog is laying down and won't get up, won't eat, won't drink. Starts barfing. Has seizures and dies on my living room floor. And they're staying in a fucking timeshare in St. Maarten with apparently no way to reach them.

Next time I see them, the conversation starts with: You selfish motherfuckers.

Well, you found the right thread.

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Originally Posted by Big Swami

Long story short: my wife's parents left me with an old dog to look after (they are in the Caribbean and my wife is away at school). When they dropped him off, I was astounded at how he had become much more unhealthy and decrepit since I last saw him. Yesterday, the dog is laying down and won't get up, won't eat, won't drink. Starts barfing. Has seizures and dies on my living room floor. And they're staying in a fucking timeshare in St. Maarten with apparently no way to reach them.

Next time I see them, the conversation starts with: You selfish motherfuckers.

I have family going to St. Maarten's in a few days. I'm going to have to tell them this story, just so I can start their vacation off on a sucky note.

Remembering how nice coffee used to be before you had to give it up.

Why did you have to give it up, if you don't mind my asking?

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Originally Posted by DrRay11

Why did you have to give it up, if you don't mind my asking?

On account of the gonorrhea, I bet.