starting to think I might be an insomniac.
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starting to think I might be an insomniac.
Sorry, Linsomniac.
Probably about to set a new record for most dumps taken in a day.
Damn, you're going hogg wild on that bitch.
(cha cha cha)
I'm proud to say I've never hit a female in my entire life, but girls whom say they "heart" things are just asking to be punched . . .
I hit an ex-girlfriend once, but I don't remember it at all. She tried to wake me in the middle of a nightmare, and I took a swing. The hit didn't hurt her, but she tripped over a table and had a bruise.
What the fuck happened to our Govt?
How do you vote for any of this shit?
It's time to fight this corrupt BS.
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Based God 560 up, 382 down
A term coined by the American Rapper Lil B in reference to himself. A Based God is an individual that possesses maximum swagger, a mansion, sports cars, wonton soup and the inherent ability to fuck your bitch. Moreover, you will actually beg him to fuck your bitch simply because he is Based God. All these conditions must be met for an individual to be a Based God, though it is possible to have some and not all of these. Lil B will fuck your bitch, with or without your consent (which you will always give anyway).
That man just hopped out of his Ferrari and fucked my bitch whilst eating Wonton Soup!
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Pizaa guy shot his "load" on my pizza?
Ok, I ordered pizza, they said it will take 20 minutess, so I said ok. It was about 45 minutes when I realized the car was in front of my house for like 6 minutes befor ethe pizza guys comes out with the pizza box. As he opened the door, he started to laugh, I asked him why is he laughing. He says "I M.B all over your pizza." So I thought he was joking, we boht laughed he left. When I opened the pizza box, I see this white stuff going across the pizza. Is this a ground for a law suit? I didn't touch the pizza, I threw it in the trash. I called the place up and threaned to sue them. How do I go about suing? I'm getting a lawyer, but any good advice? I kept the pizza too.