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Found out recently that Larry King has two sons that are 10 and 11.
Anybody else notice that Pedro Martinez is looking a lot like Redd Foxx?
Where's Tahoe?
It's always funny when some dude calls another guy gay and then follows it up with a (not that there's anything wrong with that). If there was nothing wrong with that, why did you call him gay as an insult in the first place you fuckstain?
I've noticed that English people really like to call other people cunts.
And muppets.Quote:
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I'm watching cheers episodes on DVD, season 4, and just realized that much of the premise for the movie Kingpin appears to be stolen from the episode "Beers To Eternity". Is nothing sacred???
"Jesse, why don't you be a woman and cook?" - A.C. Slater
I used to hate Jimmy Fallon, but I'm starting to think he's probably a good dude, so I hold no more ill will.
Don't get me wrong though, his show is still horrible and he's painfully unfunny.
Bob Saget's on tonight. Gotta watch.
I am graduating in August with a degree in Accouting Processes. I am having a hard time seeing how I will find a job. I am kind of pissed about it. I can't even get a piece of shit job as a bank teller with a bachelors degree. FML
What the hell am I going to, I don't make enough money to get out of my parents house. Looks like I may have to join the army or something. I am running out of time and options.
Do porn.
Depending on what you mean by "do", I bet he already does.Quote:
Originally Posted by LDB
fmylife is an awesome site. I've set up my browser to pop it up in a tab once a day as morning pleasure.Quote:
Originally Posted by gusman
What sort of jobs are your Accounting Processes degree supposed to prepare you for? Is there some professional accounting certification associated with it (I'm assuming it's not a CPA)? Where would you want to live? Have you talked with some sort of counselor at the school you're going to?
She's in Michigan, seems hot, and will be rich soon...
http://www.facebook.com/kkallao?_fb_noscript=1
http://www.myspace.com/gypsychik420
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/bro...,6314374.story
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Originally Posted by gusman
Welcome to the real world. The world of the disillusioned college graduate. Take a number.
And shut the fuck up.
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Originally Posted by LDB
It is illegal to say thw words "Jimmy Fallon" and "funny" in the same sentence, thought, paragraph, or lifetime. That asshat is so not funny that even if you call him "unfunny" or "not funny," you still imply that there may be the potential for him to be, or have ever been, funny. And that is simply not possible. To call him "unfunny" is an isult to truly unfunny people like Billy Crystal or Whoopi Goldberg or Bob Saget. They may have been funny at one time; we have evidence.
Jimmy Fallon has never been anything other than a giggling faggot who HAD to have provided cocaine and butt sex to Lorne Michaels to get his break on SNL.
Actually, Bob Saget is filthy and hilarious.
Jimmy Fallon is a train wreck, though.
Right on, bro.Quote:
Originally Posted by Big Swami
Saget's a hack who is tormented by how he sold out to get famous. He knows dirty jokes but isn't especially good at telling them.
Thanks for the polite, insightful and intelligent comment.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fool
I saw Jimmy Fallon being almost funny a couple nights ago on his late night stupidity, and I was confused. He was doing some thing about Comic-Con and some anonymous comic book artist was drawing pictures of him as a superhero figure. Then it occurred to me -- it wasn't really Jimmy Fallon that was funny, but the comic book artist.
The only good part of his show is The Roots. The stuff they do is usually solid.
I love when people play the "kick MY ass? Motherfucker, I've been in the weight room every day this summer! Bring it, punk!" card, especially on the internet.
You are so immature. Posts like these are the reason there are only 2 or 15 regular posters in the off-topic forum anymore.Quote:
Originally Posted by LDB
AND NO THREADS WITH 20k VIEWSQuote:
Originally Posted by Tahoe
You prolly hope the off topic forum gets AIDs.
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Originally Posted by Billy Baker
I want a blowjob.
Didn't you just get one in the men's room?Quote:
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http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f3...roll_spray.jpg
Drive down Woodward late at night and take the chubby prostitute on her offer when he throws herself in front of your car and says "You wanna date me?! I got rubbers!!"Quote:
Originally Posted by LDB
Problem solved!
Yes, the gender ambiguity is intentional. If the girl has a penis, you need to decide how badly you want that blowjob. If you fall for the line where he says that men have stronger mouths, it's your own damn loss and you got problems.
THIS RIGHT HERE IS A GOOD POSTERQuote:
Originally Posted by Uncle Mxy
lol
Another "teaching moment" from Mxy.
I appreciate Mxy's polite, insightful and intelligent posts.
X games are the shit...cept for all the fuckin comershes
Respond to my PM you fucker.
And the skater pricks that cum in their pants while watching.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tahoe