A night's sleep is actually not natural in most cases involving sex before bed. Men are built to sleep afterwards, while women want cuddling and to talk and talk, all throughout the night.
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A night's sleep is actually not natural in most cases involving sex before bed. Men are built to sleep afterwards, while women want cuddling and to talk and talk, all throughout the night.
Here's something I don't get: people who ask me for help for a computer problem without bothering to collect information first.
"I tried to do something with MS Word and I couldn't do it."
What do you mean, 'I couldn't do it'?
"I got an error message."
What were you trying to do?
"I don't remember."
What did the error message say?
"Not sure. I just clicked 'OK' and it went away."
Shut up and never call me again.
I don't get why OS and apps developers don't treated errors as something worth capturing and viewing, and not something they expect the user to scribble down on a notepad. Ubiquitous one-keystroke screen dumping, a "logging" option in addition to the "Ok" or "yes/no"-variant GUI error, log reviewing tools that doesn't take an "expert" to access or drive, etc. Of course, given some of the shitty vague ass crap that passes for error messages, many times spewed without searchability in mind, I guess I don't get why some folks even bother with error messages. Just rip 'em out, say your shit works great, defy the user to prove otherwise.Quote:
Originally Posted by Big Swami
I don't get why are Prepaid Expenses Assets and not Liabilities? And what is the point of posting AND journalizing while doing basic accounting?? Why not just do one, and save some time.
Also, I don't get why Grosse Pointe is broken down into 5 mini cities (Farms, Shores, Woods...etc.) Why not just have one big Grosse Pointe?
I also don't get why on Armageddon, when they are dis-assembling the nuke after Crnl. Sharp activated it, the last 5 seconds is drawn out into almost a minute as they decide wether to cut the red or the blue cord. Also why didn't they just let Rockhound stay on the meterorite and blow it up rather than Harry, since Rock Hound offered to do it in the first place.
"That's my father!"
Because the "expense" has already been "credited" out of your "cash" or other liquid assets. Since the actual expense hasn't occured the amount of the expense is still a property of yours (an "asset", something of value for you to claim). Thus it must be debited in some form in order to reflect a balanced sheet. Once the expense actually occurs it gets credited as a normal expense and the utility or whatever through which you incurred the expense recieves the fee as a debit on their books.
Accounting is like karma or zen. Balance is the only focus.
I dont get why anybody would give a second thought to the movie Armageddon.
You know when you were a kid and went to go see E.T. in the theater, and when the bikes all took off and starting flying through the air, someone in the theater was all like "pfff, yeah right!"
That was Ledezma.
now mine:
I don't get why Marvin Gaye is dead.
Because bullets hurt?
My old man told me: "Son, I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." It's one of the few things I got, that Marvin Gaye ultimately didn't get.Quote:
Originally Posted by Big Swami
I'm hot just like an oven, I need some lovin'!
I don't get when a black singer or group sings a song without playing any instruments it's considered R&B, but when a white singer or group sings a song with nearly an identical beat, it's considered pop.
And why aren't groups like B2K considered "boy bands?"
:thatsracist:
Fixed for those of us without AARP cards.Quote:
Originally Posted by Big Swami
You go to hell. You go to hell and you die!
http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x...1116111126.jpg
Why my mom's mom tried killing me when I was a baby.
And why don't we have a "cogent" or "tenuous, at best" GIF?
Gentlemen, I present to you: cogent.png.
http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x...wak/cogent.png
LOL
Well done.
Do we have another resident graphic artist to call on now?
Not me, and I don't get why the odds of me having to take a shit increase exponentially by the distance or inaccessibility to a shitter.
I dont get why when you are forced to piss in the bottle you always have to piss more than will fit in said bottle
I don't get why some of the rooms where you have to piss in a bottle have a faucet but no fucking soap or towels.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fraserburn
I don;t get why my Edible Urinal Cakes business nver caught on.
I want to know why there is a dude in washrooms to dry my hands. Do I get paid to dry my own hands? Go Away buddy.....and stop checking me out at the pisser i know you're watching
No love for the porter.
Bukdow's username.
And yet conversely when I have to take a piss real bad, I'm all right until I hit the front door where immediately my body decides it's time to open the floodgates and I have to now sprint to the bathroom.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zip Goshboots
I agree. Also, I sit at work for hours and then 2 minutes to 5:00 I suddenly have to take a piss.Quote:
Originally Posted by detroitexport
I have no idea, but I'm guessing you see that you probably see that kind of shit in bougie restaurants and nightclubs.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fraserburn
Come on, that guy has probably got the most shit job you'll ever see in your life. Offer to take him out in the parking lot and smoke him up.
I don't get why all bad things happen in a 2 day stretch.
My gf hadn't been in the mood for a while, we hadn't done anything for about 3 weeks (granted the middle week was that time of the month). We got in a big argument (not about this), things went sour, i broke up with her, 2 days later she's saying she was going to ask me to come have lunch with her but didn't want anything to happen because she really wants to fuck me..............wtf
Also, my car died, blown head gasket I think. I highly doubt I'll have the money to fix it anytime soon......
Also, my boss called me to personally bitch at me about something a coworker did and blamed on me......
All this in the last two days.
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Originally Posted by Zekyl
Of course your gf wasn't in the mood - she's in a relationship. The second she's out of the relationship, back to needing sex.
That's how they work.
She'll call you for the next couple of weeks as a booty call, btw. Take advantage of that while you look for someone new.
Motown is right, as usual. This girl just wants mad sex. This is definitely the time to go for the ass. Don't be a prude. Be rough. Have some good booze in the fridge, and some good porn in the dvd player.
Give her the raunch she is subconsciously demanding.
Then make her pay for your car.
http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x...ak/tenuous.pngQuote:
Originally Posted by Zip Goshboots
International Talk Like A Pirate Day ........
http://matrix.millersamuel.com/wp-co...006/pirate.jpg
although I do enjoy the Rum
You should start a seperate thread and put these in there so they don't get buried.Quote:
Originally Posted by Big Swami
Well done.
Well, give me a list of WTF catchphrases, point me toward the threads where they came from, and I'll go nuts creating them. I've got Visio here at work.
Explain this BS to me:
I have a bunch of applications in at varius places in the Denver area. I call many of those places to let them know that I will be in town (I was last friday), and that if they'd like to interview me I will be out there. One lady calls me and tells me they want to set up an interview. I explain I will be in Mexico up until that day and won't have phone service so she says she'll leave a message as to what time to meet. I'll get the message when I fly in and know what time to meet.
I get no message, no email at all. Then yesterday, I get an email from the company (not from the lady) saying I was not selected for an interview. What a load of crap. I call the lady and ask her what the deal is and she says apparently they didn't take her reccomendation to interview me. First off, she never said it was a reccomendation to anyone, she said SHE wanted to set up and interview with me. I took that as it being her choice. Second, if they didn't want to interview me, the professional thing would have been to leave a message stating that. Especially since I had 4 other companies interested in interviewing that day (2 of which I did).
Instead she wasted my time, time I spent on vacation paying to check email and international calls to voice mail. What a bunch of bull shit.
I'm thinking of letting her bosses know about this, but I am going to wait until I have a job lined up before starting any fires. What do you think I should do?
HR people are seriously the worst people in the world. They act like they always have ten thousand people trying to get the job you're applying for, and they have "so many applicants" that they "don't have time" to do the normal kinds of things that you are supposed to do when you're a polite, decent human being, like keep you informed of your progress. When you go to work in HR you find that everyone else has just resorted to being an asshole in order to get through their day, so there's not much point in trying to be polite yourself if people are just going to regard you as inefficient.
I can tell you exactly what happened with the lady you spoke with: you told her about being in Mexico and how she should just leave you a message, and she threw your resume in the trash. "Oh no," she said, "this guy has a unique situation and I have to do something out of my routine in order to deal with him. I don't have time for that."
Sleep with her husband.Quote:
Originally Posted by WTFchris
The letter sounds like a good idea and waiting till you are secure sounds like an even better one. By then you probably won't care anyway and the poor lady stuck in a job she hates won't get fired and be forced to live off SPAM while trying to afford college for her triplets.
Sleep with her husband? What?
That will fix her.