Things that suck...

They don't suck.

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Originally Posted by TBeau

friends that can't stop bitching to you about their ex girlfriends.

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I was like that for a year. It sucked and my suckage radiated. Then I fucked a girl I met at a hotel and got better.

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Originally Posted by Uncle Mxy

I was like that for a year. It sucked and my suckage radiated. Then I fucked one of their ex girlfriends I met at a hotel and my friend got pissed. We stopped talking and that made everything better.

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I actually kicked a friend out of his own hotel room once for a booty call. That sucked for him.

LMAO - you're obviously not a man to mess with Mxy.

Or your friends are pussies.

If that was my room I'd be telling you "you've got slops".

Just saw an old guy take off his glasses and jam one end of them into his ear to dig out earwax
In public

^I'm still having a hard time shaking that one, it was terrible.

Here's a new one, when people come back at you for not returning an email and they cite that "I know you opened it, because I got a receipt sent to me".

Makes me want to never reply.

Another one. They found the body of that 5 year old girl that was missing.

I hate people.

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Originally Posted by Glan

Just saw an old guy take off his glasses and jam one end of them into his ear to dig out earwax
In public

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I'm about to do the same thing.

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Originally Posted by Glan

Here's a new one, when people come back at you for not returning an email and they cite that "I know you opened it, because I got a receipt sent to me".

Makes me want to never reply.

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If someone is able to get receipts from my email, and I know they pay attention to it, I just let them sit there unopened. It's really funny to see their reaction if you delete it without reading it.