The ORIGINAL Twitter thread

And you use Twitter for work? How's that work, without tmi.

marketing, hoss

Hopefully ur not one of those tweetbots. :)

Also, I'm going to put a :) on most of my posts to show that I'm not 'disgruntled' or anything like that. :)

Thinking about starting up a "Things Trent Dilfer Says" account, if one doesn't exist already.

@DilferSez?

I'M BLOWN AWAY, AND IT HURTS

Just checked my DMs, lol

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@KarlRove Decision Points by Pres. George W. Bush out now! http://amzn.to/cSRnQW

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^ You would prolly do yourself some good if you read that.

You should also pick up a copy of "Courage and Consequences" and read that too.

AND A BIBLE

^ Absolutely!

check and check

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R.I.P. #Obama less than 10 seconds ago via web

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@bohnlein is terrible, had to unfollow. Almost worse than me.

LOL!!

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JimNorton
HUGE news from Pakistan; my new CD, Despicable, is charting in Karachi. half a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by you and 2 others

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@pitfan082

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Bio I am a major sports fan who loves the Steelers, Penguins Lakers, Bulls and the Yankees. Red sox fans you've been warned

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lol @ TomGreenLive. I seriously can't tell whether he's trolling or not.

Got a DM from @Mrjimflorentine after I tweeted and told him it was ballsy to come out and admit to being a Slipknot fan.

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Mrjimflorentine
They are one of the best bands out there now, not afraid to like em at all. jim

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OfficialZBeau
@mrjimflorentine Can't reply to your DM since you're not following me (good thing), but rock on Jim! Nothin wrong w/ liking who u listen to.

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:suckup:

Ever heard his prank calls?

What makes you think I would be into something as CHILDISH as prank calling?

His calls are really, really uncomfortable to listen to. I've had to turn the channel a few times when they come on the comedy channels on XM.

@DWheelz12 and @CV31 just had the dumbest fake "beef" to announce their charity softball game. It was even worse that I couldn't thin k of a good "Cancer Patient" tweet to interject with.

both players suck. Dwill has been Mayhew's worst pick by far.

http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/1...o_11-35-46.JPG

I see that @OfficialZBeau is up to 45 followers.

Impressive.

About 35 of them being unworthy of following back.

34, @fancycowboydres is awesome.

I'm addicted to this site and it's all your fault, Glan.

FTR...my Klout score is better than Glan's WTFDutwah score.

And I've only been on twitter, not that long.

#braggingahole

#MILFs is now trending, lol.

Thinking about going emo.

Just discovered @FakeInge. Not a recommended follow, because fake Tigers accounts have jumped the shark, but this was a GEM:

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I don't understand what the big deal is. I get a no-hitter every game. #tigers #sheesh

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@EddieTrunk: Mr Big, sound great. Cool to have them back http://yfrog.com/hsf3hvmj

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Just saw. Thinking about making a parody account. 'Eddie Chunk'

Some Greek black / death metal band is following me. Pretty cool. I bet I'm a big influence.

Now I know why I don't like him:

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Colin Cowherd ESPN_Colin
Met 'Macho Man' in Vegas. Really cool guy. Sad. Not sure why I gave up both wrestling and Mountain Dew at 14. #restinpeace

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Got a RT from @davecoulier, lolz

I think he probably did horrible horrible things to the Olson babies.

I've always despised that show, and keep in mind that I like the dumbest shit.

It was awful.