The discuss any topic/random thoughts thread

Opera has also been critical in the development of the "Upper Middle Class Snob".
A term that had no meaning needed some validation. So along came opera, wine, and homes priced at 350,000 and above. Now, people who generally don't read books, live in debt up to their eyeballs, and never have sex (once they get married. Atleast, not with their spouse), can talk in terms that sound impressive to each other!
You know, they can say things like this:
"Hey Merv, what ya having for dinner?"
"Oh, probably some steaks and a nice merlot "
"That sounds great! We're gonna have some seafood and a chilled chardonnais"
TRANSLATION:
"Hey numbnuts, you going to spend the night jerking off in front of the computer as usual?"
"Probably, unless your wife calls me over when you go to play poker at your brothers house"
It's all code, guys, and you younger ones are going to have to learn this stuff if you want to make it in the coming years.

For all of the Catholics out there, does this pic disturb you?

http://assets.espn.go.com/photo/2007...a_king_275.jpg

Yeah, that's Don King at Vatican City. The small white hand poking out of his left side... he just elbow-slammed Pope Benedict, and screamed "It's on, sucka, it's on!! Rocky Balboa!! Rocky Balboa!!"

Well... that last part isn't true.

Why? Is he running for pope?

"ONLY AT THE VATICAN!!"

If you look toward the middle, right about where King's tie ends, you see a hand sticking up over the balcony.
I think King is getting a blow job from the pope.

We need a poll.

Who's cooler: Don King or Larry King?

How about King Louis XIV?
That dude REALLY could dress for the NIT!

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/22000/22024_w.jpg

Larry King^
Don King Below: Who do you like?
http://www.crimelibrary.com/graphics...1-Don-King.jpg

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zip Goshboots

Opera has also been critical in the development of the "Upper Middle Class Snob".
A term that had no meaning needed some validation. So along came opera, wine, and homes priced at 350,000 and above. Now, people who generally don't read books, live in debt up to their eyeballs, and never have sex (once they get married. Atleast, not with their spouse), can talk in terms that sound impressive to each other!
You know, they can say things like this:
"Hey Merv, what ya having for dinner?"
"Oh, probably some steaks and a nice merlot "
"That sounds great! We're gonna have some seafood and a chilled chardonnais"
TRANSLATION:
"Hey numbnuts, you going to spend the night jerking off in front of the computer as usual?"
"Probably, unless your wife calls me over when you go to play poker at your brothers house"
It's all code, guys, and you younger ones are going to have to learn this stuff if you want to make it in the coming years.

You should make a thread where you teach us youngins life lessons. We could come to you with our questions about life and meanings. It would be such a wonderful learning opportunity.

Zekyl:
you build the thread, and I'll be there.