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Originally Posted by timbeau0805
* There's tons of fighting and a lot of people die. Harry ends up finding out that, according to Dumbledore's plan, he is supposed to die in the end. So he walks right up to Voldemort and gives himself up, to save his friends. Voldemort whacks him.
* Harry's dead. He ends up having a conversation with Dumbledore where he explains tons of stuff - Dumbledore admits he was kind of a wanker when he was young, and that Harry is by far the better man. He also says that Harry's sacrifice to save his friends has the same magic as his mom's sacrifice to save Harry - his friends can't be hurt by Voldemort anymore. Oh, and by the way, since Voldemort used Harry's blood to rebuild his body, Harry can come back from the dead if he wants to.
* While he's in wherever it is dead people go, he has a really creepy vision of what's going to end up happening to Voldemort's soul.
* Harry comes back and helps the teachers and kids at Hogwarts fight off the Death Eaters. Harry gives Voldemort one last chance to feel remorse, but of course he doesn't take it. Voldemort gets fuckin' put down by a gang of Hogwarts teachers, and Mrs. Weasley ends up putting Bellatrix Lestrange on ice in revenge for her son Fred getting killed.
* Tons of people end up dead. Fred Weasley, Remus Lupin, Tonks and her dad, Mad-Eye Moody, Peter Pettigrew, and Snape. Lots of other minor characters too.
* Snape was a good guy all along. He didn't much like Harry, because he was in love with Harry's mom and hated his dad, but he was still a good guy. He killed Dumbledore because Dumbledore wanted him to.
* Harry and Ginny Weasley get married and have kids. Their kids' names are James, Lily, and Albus Severus Potter.