The discuss any topic/random thoughts thread

Yeah, because Pit Bulls are so well known for attacking prowlers, and not, say, kids or something.

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Originally Posted by Zip Goshboots

Yeah, because Pit Bulls are so well known for attacking prowlers, and not, say, kids or something.

So far... Kid 0, Prowlers 2. So yeah.

My 15 month old crawled out of his crib a bit ago. Not only did he get out, he somehow managed to get down without making a thud or hurting himself. If there was a loud sound, or if he was crying, we would have went in there... but when the female went in to wake him up he was just chillin on the floor playing with toys. Climbing out I can understand. Getting down without hurting himself? I have no fucking clue.

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Originally Posted by UxKa

So far... Kid 0, Prowlers 2. So yeah.

Where I come from, girl scouts selling cookies are not generally regarded as "prowlers."

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Originally Posted by Zip Goshboots

Where I come from, girl scouts selling cookies are not generally regarded as "prowlers."

Funny you say that. The sign on my front door says no solicitors, no sales, no offers, no religion, no cults... but we love girl scout cookies.

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Originally Posted by UxKa

Funny you say that. The sign on my front door says no solicitors, no sales, no offers, no religion, no cults...but we love girl scout cookies.Especially when we get them "free," if ya know what I mean.

http://www.loldawgz.com/dawgz/Eating-Green-Ball.jpg

Radiohead is fucking awesome. I don't care what the haters say.

This might be the best Front Page in quite a while. The "For more quality shit...." is great.

Somehow, I strained a back muscle while sleeping.
Even Vicodin doesn't seem to dull the pain much.

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Originally Posted by Uncle Mxy

Somehow, I strained a back muscle while sleeping.
Even Vicodin doesn't seem to dull the pain much.

Sleep on a board for the next few days. Only thing that works for me. I've got an old wooden chess board that works perfect, you can position it right under the spot that hurts but the rest of you will still be comfortable enough.

APRIL FOOLS!

Vinny just got Mxy to sleep on his chess set!

I agree: Find a good, hard surface to sleep on! I do it every night!

http://wwwdelivery.superstock.com/WI...566-292399.jpg

Moxie:

If my first suggestion doesn't work, try this for a hard surface:

http://blog.smut.com/gay_ebony/371_1.jpg

I see that Zip is trying to get me for posting those buff arms of Michelle Obama. <laughs> Seriously, I rarely move around much when I sleep, but what I think happened was that I didn't move AT ALL, and maybe may have slept on a remote control. I don't rightly recall. In any event, it's still quite painful if I twist to my left, so Tahoe will applaud my leaning to the right for the time being. :)

The chick in "The Hangover" who plays the stripper is now my favorite woman of all time and I want to marry her and get my vasectome reversed so I can has many children with her. Holy fucking shit I love her I'm going to stalk her until she loves me back.
The End.

Time for your Nolte av again?

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Originally Posted by Zip Goshboots

The chick in "The Hangover" who plays the stripper is now my favorite woman of all time and I want to marry her and get my vasectome reversed so I can has many children with her. Holy fucking shit I love her I'm going to stalk her until she loves me back.
The End.

Rollergirl... ahhhh...

rt...

you know you've been drinking a lot when it feels kind of weird to not be drinking a beer at night.

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Originally Posted by Tahoe

rt...

you know you've been drinking a lot when it feels kind of weird to not be drinking a beer at night.

I hate not drinking.

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Originally Posted by Tahoe

rt...

you know you've been drinking a lot when it feels kind of weird to not be drinking a beer at night.

Response 1: Oh now it's beer? What happened to your pineapple paint stripper?

Response 2: That's when I just go to bed.

There's beer and then there's cyclobenzaprine hydrocloride. Thanks, science.

5,200

My rough estimate of how many hours I have been on this site since April 2005.

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Holy shit, I need to start going out on Saturday nights.

Also, meant for the "Things that suck" thread.

I just wanted to post how Zip is such a fuckin fag for posting about how hot some chick is and he didn't post pics of her.

I'm fuckin all sorts of pissed fuckin off about that. He posted that shit last night or something and no fuckin pics.

Zip you are fuckin douche water...and you fuckin know it you fuckin lizard cock.

You ever notice how EVERY person who goes into what stupid fuck country they came from makes them "stubborn"?

I mean, whenever someone bores the FUCK out of you with their stupid fucking (mostly European) "heritage", they always say something like, "I'm German. And we Germans are stubborn" Or "I'm a stubborn Irishman" Or "My great-great-great grandparents were from Dane. We Danish are stubborn" FUCK YOU. Are people that pathetic that all their ancestors were nothing but stubborn? I believe they are.

And the funny ones still try to hold onto some bullshit past they have to create because their present is nothing short of suicide-inspiring (especially to those they want to bore the fuck out of by relating their family history--or showing pictures of their dopey ass family). I like it when they say, "I'm a full-blooded Czech, y'know" Uh, besides the fact that nobody knows what the fuck a "Czech" is, never has, never will, and never will care, the only "full blod" you are is full-blood full of shit. Of course, nothing beats some pathetci fuck who says "I'm whacko because of the Italian blood in me. It makes me stubborn, and crazy whacko fuck!" "Oh wow! Are you from Italy?" "No, my step-uncle is"

Recently I met a woman who just had to tell the group of us that her family was from Sweden--and the Swedish are KNOWN for being stubborn. And she regaled us with her countrymen's long history of moving from Sweden to Nebraska. I mena, these stupid bleach-white fuckers live in a place that has 12 feet of snow 11 months out of the year, and they move to fucking Nebraska? They aren't stubborn, they're retarded.

LMMFAO

Zip is THE Supreme Being

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Originally Posted by Zip Goshboots

You ever notice how EVERY person who goes into what stupid fuck country they came from makes them "stubborn"?

I mean, whenever someone bores the FUCK out of you with their stupid fucking (mostly European) "heritage", they always say something like, "I'm German. And we Germans are stubborn" Or "I'm a stubborn Irishman" Or "My great-great-great grandparents were from Dane. We Danish are stubborn" FUCK YOU. Are people that pathetic that all their ancestors were nothing but stubborn? I believe they are.

And the funny ones still try to hold onto some bullshit past they have to create because their present is nothing short of suicide-inspiring (especially to those they want to bore the fuck out of by relating their family history--or showing pictures of their dopey ass family). I like it when they say, "I'm a full-blooded Czech, y'know" Uh, besides the fact that nobody knows what the fuck a "Czech" is, never has, never will, and never will care, the only "full blod" you are is full-blood full of shit. Of course, nothing beats some pathetci fuck who says "I'm whacko because of the Italian blood in me. It makes me stubborn, and crazy whacko fuck!" "Oh wow! Are you from Italy?" "No, my step-uncle is"

Recently I met a woman who just had to tell the group of us that her family was from Sweden--and the Swedish are KNOWN for being stubborn. And she regaled us with her countrymen's long history of moving from Sweden to Nebraska. I mena, these stupid bleach-white fuckers live in a place that has 12 feet of snow 11 months out of the year, and they move to fucking Nebraska? They aren't stubborn, they're retarded.

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Wife has been out of town for a week. She's gonna come back and wonder how I've gotten along with her gone, and the truth is I've been great. Me and the dog have become partners in crime. He helps me get exercise, I help him to not do incredibly dumb shit like eat sales inserts that have pictures of pizza on them. Then we both go out to terrorize the squirrels. Dogs > People.

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Originally Posted by Big Swami

Wife has been out of town for a week. She's gonna come back and wonder how I've gotten along with her gone, and the truth is I've been great. Me and the dog have become partners in crime. He helps me get exercise, I help him to not do incredibly dumb shit like eat sales inserts that have pictures of pizza on them. Then we both go out to terrorize the squirrels. Dogs > People.

:cogent:

Yeah that's solid. Life should always be that zen.

Unfortunately you have to pretend that you had a hard time with her gone and that you missed her.

rt...Am I more tired or more hung over?

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Originally Posted by Tahoe

rt...Am I more tired or more hung over?

Thanks for the retweet!

Twitter humor, since that seems to be the theme of the day

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Originally Posted by Big Swami

Wife has been out of town for a week. She's gonna come back and ruin everything, because the truth is I've been great. Me and the dog have become partners in crime. He helps me get exercise, I help him to not do incredibly dumb shit like eat sales inserts that have pictures of pizza on them. Then we both go out to terrorize the squirrels. Dogs > wives.

FIXED

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Originally Posted by Big Swami

Wife has been out of town for a week. She's gonna come back and wonder how I've gotten along with her gone, and the truth is I've been great. Me and the dog have become partners in crime. He helps me get exercise, I help him to not do incredibly dumb shit like eat sales inserts that have pictures of pizza on them. Then we both go out to terrorize the squirrels. Dogs > People.

LOL Awesome

I have to be somewhere by 10:30 and I have not been to sleep yet.

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Originally Posted by Zip Goshboots

You ever notice how EVERY person who goes into what stupid fuck country they came from makes them "stubborn"?

I mean, whenever someone bores the FUCK out of you with their stupid fucking (mostly European) "heritage", they always say something like, "I'm German. And we Germans are stubborn" Or "I'm a stubborn Irishman" Or "My great-great-great grandparents were from Dane. We Danish are stubborn" FUCK YOU. Are people that pathetic that all their ancestors were nothing but stubborn? I believe they are.

And the funny ones still try to hold onto some bullshit past they have to create because their present is nothing short of suicide-inspiring (especially to those they want to bore the fuck out of by relating their family history--or showing pictures of their dopey ass family). I like it when they say, "I'm a full-blooded Czech, y'know" Uh, besides the fact that nobody knows what the fuck a "Czech" is, never has, never will, and never will care, the only "full blod" you are is full-blood full of shit. Of course, nothing beats some pathetci fuck who says "I'm whacko because of the Italian blood in me. It makes me stubborn, and crazy whacko fuck!" "Oh wow! Are you from Italy?" "No, my step-uncle is"

Recently I met a woman who just had to tell the group of us that her family was from Sweden--and the Swedish are KNOWN for being stubborn. And she regaled us with her countrymen's long history of moving from Sweden to Nebraska. I mena, these stupid bleach-white fuckers live in a place that has 12 feet of snow 11 months out of the year, and they move to fucking Nebraska? They aren't stubborn, they're retarded.

We Ukrainians are known for hating that shit.

Just got an email titled:

Subject: Enter her twat like a bull

I am very creeped out by the Bernstein family.

meeetoooo...my wife leaves the room when their comersh comes on.