Cunts not understanding the severity of my shyness. Some bitch wants to try meeting me, so I told her I was gay.
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Cunts not understanding the severity of my shyness. Some bitch wants to try meeting me, so I told her I was gay.
People who say "it is what it is". No shit, what else would it be?
Reminds me of the friggin' lyrics to "Epic" by Faith No More.
What is it?
It's it
People still not properly observing the rules of the bathroom, and it's driving me nuts.
I hate it when I hear good instead of well. Athletes are the worst about doing this. I played real good today. WELL YOU FUCKING RETARD. And what even annoys me more is when reporters do it.
The next couple are just shit I hear when typing for doctors.
I hate people who go see their doctor for a certain problem and don't want to listen to their advice.
I hate when parents take their kid to the allergist/asthma doctor and wonder how to make things better, but yet they smoke like fucking chimneys around them.
I hate when doctors burp and make weird noises when they are dictating shit and never say excuse me or run it back a little to cover that shit up.
I hate that insurance companies force doctors to change a prescription because it is not on the formulary due to them changing it a few weeks prior. Insurance companies are running your medical care not doctors.
I hate all these fucking doctors who said whelp instead of welt. Whelp are a litter of puppies. Even my favorite doctor, the allergist says that, even after we had a talk about what the difference between a whelp and welt is.
Okay off that rant now on to stores.
I hate that Wal-Mart and places like that have electric carts, but refuse to make their aisles wider.
I hate people who stand in the middle of a fucking aisle to talk to someone else or when they park their cart in the middle of the aisle and go get something. I ram their shit out of the way and glare at them, daring them to say a fucking word to me.
On to the foster care system.
It pisses me off that you have to lock up any alcohol you might have, but they don't give a shit that you are smoking 2 packs a day.
It pisses me off to see these disabled people becoming foster parents. They are deemed unable to work, but yet they can take care of 3-5 kids every day....what?!?
I hate the fact that foster workers are always in meetings /trainingand expect the foster parents to work around their schedule or the schedule of the parents.
Why do parents who get their kids taken away think they have the right to criticize those who have been given the responsibility of raising your kids while you get your shit cleaned up. If they were such good parents, I wouldn't have your kids.
Why is smoking while pregnant not a crime. Almost nothing pisses me off worse than going to pick up work at the doctors office and seeing these fucking pregnant woman putting out a cigarette before they go see their GYN doctor. I always walk up to them and say I am a foster parent and in a few years I will be raising your kid. Talk about having people pissed off.
Oh I just had another favorite of mine.
People who are allergic of something and expect their employer to change everything just for them. Get a new frigging job. Dont make the cost of something go up because you are allergic to it.
The best part about someone with a severe peanut allergy is that our entire society is going to make them as comfortable and safe as they can be, while they pop out 14 kids who are all deathly allergic to peanuts, and are going to force their entire schools and workplaces to search your bags for peanuts at the front gate.
Sorry, peanut allergy freak. Our society eats lots of peanut products now. Adaptation or extinction.
MAN RULE.Quote:
Originally Posted by Big Swami
If you are fucking allergic to peanuts, I'm not sure you deserve to live.
Once again, Swami, it is as if you and I are one.
People who use this phrase need to be killed. Twice.Quote:
Originally Posted by WTFMICH
http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/...h_crawford.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Zip Goshboots
Go ahead. laugh.
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