As though eating the Golden Gate bridge wasn't enough.
Printable View
As though eating the Golden Gate bridge wasn't enough.
Fuck yeah!!!!
I can't wait!!!
Now I'm hungry.
http://blog.sanriotown.com/hkfood:he...giantsushi.jpg
A sequel, tentatively titled "Sharktopus: Mxy Does Debbie" is in the works.
See? What did I tell you? That movie has everything! Even Lorenzo Lamas! Now how you gonna sleep tonight?
I CANNOT FUCKING WAIT!!!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Zip Goshboots
That is amazing.
If scuffing a baseball makes that big of a difference, then I want my little league hitting stats reviewed. ASAP.
Speaking of baseball, I know steroids are all the rage nowadays, but what ever happened to the good ol' times when a guy like Doc Ellis could throw a no hitter while tripping on LSD?
Help me out here: when you deal with someone on a consistent basis, and you have some kind of problem with how they do their business or how they live their lives, do you not bring that shit to their face before you take it over their head?
I have no problem with people getting in my face if they don't like what I'm up to, or even if they feel like the only way to deal with that is to put a dent in me. That's at least some grown folks business...but when you take it to a guy's boss, and threaten his livelihood, before he even knows what's going on, that's bitch-made. Strictly.
I don't know, maybe things are just different for me because of the people I come from, or how I grew up, or whatever. What makes you a man is how you deal with conflict, where I come from. If you don't have the swinging dick to tell a guy to his face you have a problem with him, that is some shit I don't even relate to.
Discuss.
Not much to add to that. Agreed 100%.
Old-school is dead. Pettiness and backstabbing rule the day. I railed against it for a couple of years and, to be very honest, I burned out. I refuse to give in and will never be that way myself, but I know now it's just a fact of life.
I just get bitter sometimes about the fact that I do everything right, the way I was brought up to do, and some punk bitch motherfucker is gonna piss on my head and laugh about it to his punk bitch friends. Probably over the Internet.
Story of the 21st century, I guess.
I totally relate Swami. Really. But yeah, they get away with doing their shit because they can. And they know it. There is no respect. They will fuck you over because they believe that in some future that will pay dividends. And if not, what the fuck, right?
Yeah. I actually pity people like that, though, because that lack of trust cuts both ways.
The problem with doing dirt is that tomorrow, you gotta wake up and be the guy who did that dirt. And face that guy in the mirror. Doesn't sound like much fun to me.
We kind of live in a "slacker" age where we expect people who grew up in the time that we did to share the same values that we did, and we can get very comfortable in that expectation. Sometimes it's healthy to consider the fact that the people we work with are not our friends, and we should not engage them in that way.
We live in an age where communication is dead. I bet that the fuckless dicktard could text the shit out of you about what's bugging him. Men are typically so afraid of confrontation that it turns them into sissies. Backstabbing ass kissing cubicle moss sissies. Thta's why women rule the home. Men are guilty of handing their penises in at the start of "manhood"--which is exactly when we should be realizing just how powerful we are because we have The Cock. And we can get really big muscles if we work out. And we can jerk off and tell women to fuck off. AND because we don't really need to have kids because we lack inherent self-worth like women do.
But of course, all that is dream shit by me. I long for an age when MEN rule again, and make MEN RULES and are proud of the fact that we love beer, fart, belch, and force women to go down on us--and then tell them to shut the fuck up and do it again. But no, we sit around watching Gray's Anatomy, women's figure skating, pretending to care about the WNBA and soccer, trying to learn how to cook (and not just on the grill or boil hot dogs, but cook like a faggot). And then we wonder why the world is so fucking wimpy.
As a matter of fact, I'm starting to think Barak Obama is a bit too wimpy. BUT DAYM, have you checked out his wofe? How'd you like to be doing her doggy style (the way she likes it) on the same bed where Ronadl Reagan shat himself so many times?
goldQuote:
Originally Posted by Zip Goshboots
Having a dick is awesome. But you pay a price, and the price is that you have to play by man rules. I will go ahead and play Boggle with the in-laws and watch Animal Planet with the wife and whatever, because I know when it comes down to the realest of the real shit, I have been there and I can stand on my own. I've made peace with that. Some haven't.
And yes, Mrs. Obama is finer than a motherfucker. I don't know what it is, but that woman has got it like Georgia got extra chromosomes.
Even I can't take myself seriously with this av.
I don't know what to say Swami, except that in the world I live in I confront that dude somewhere at work when no one else is around.
This is how it went down:
Me: "So dude, I see you got a problem with me."
Him: "Nah, man - we're cool"
Me: "Really? So why did you go to the Boss about (insert problem here)?"
Him: squirming "Um, oh, I didn't mean for you to get in trouble"
What he meant is that he didn't think I'd (you'd) find out so...
Me: "Well, I did. And if that shit happens again you are gonna have a big fucking problem on your hands."
Him: "What did you say?"
Me: "Did I stutter? You heard me. You do that pussy shit again and you're done."
Him: "I'm done? You're gone, mate. I'll get you fired for that."
Me: "Ain't no one heard this but you and me. You go anywhere and tell anyone - I'll find out. I always do. And then you'll be fucked!"
He starts to shift on his feet, looking for an exit.
Me: "I'm not done. You hearing me? You wanna fuck with me? I will kick your ass. One day, somewhere I will get you. You won't even see me coming!"
At this point I saw someone walking towards us, about 15 feet away so I just changed it up:
Me: "Yeah, man - I can do that. Whatever you want. It's cool. Just remember what I said."
And I walked away.
The dude never said much to me after that.
If you're dealing with an international work force, there's cultural factors that can come into play. It simply wouldn't occur to folks from some cultures to go to anyone but a boss-unit, often their own boss-unit to talk to your boss-unit.
Hey, don't Aussies have some swear words that are different than "fuck you?" I mean you guys are all "mate" "g'day" "Me mum in lawr looks like an alligator with his bum stopped up"--and even the English use "Bugger" or "Shag".Quote:
Originally Posted by Pharaoh
Spice it up a bit, even if you have to make up your facts, like I do.
Well the one guy is a Canadian, and I know what a wide cultural gap we have between us....Quote:
Originally Posted by Uncle Mxy
Listen, I don't care what culture you're from. If the guy across the hall plays his music too loud, do you go straight to the landlord like a vagina? Do you rock it passive-aggressive style with a little anonymous note on his door? Or do you get up, knock on his door, and be like, "hey man, could you keep the Foo Fighters down?"
The last choice is the correct one. And it really makes me angry that the word "faggot" somehow got assigned as a slur against gay people, because it's exactly the correct word to use in this situation. If you got beef, you gotta deal with beef, and sometimes that involves having to take shit from unreasonable crazy people. So fucking what? No one's life is 100% trouble-free. Soldier up and don't be a faggot.
I don't make up facts, Zipper.
I am direct and to the point. I don't fuck around. I ain't no scholar either
And Swami - damn straight. That fucker playing Foo Fighters needs to wake up and realise it's 2009. I'd remind him by playing (insert your favourite music here) full tilt at 3am.
If you live in an apartment building be sure to hand out ear plugs to the other residents or...
Just walk across the hall and kick the fucking door open and turn his stereo down yourself. I'm pretty sure he'd get the message you were sending.
Yulia Tymoshenko = PMILF
Look, Canada is the only country more effeminate than France, hockey players notwithstanding. In fact, the only non-fags in Canada are all in the NHL.Quote:
Originally Posted by Big Swami
This is a whole new dynamic here Swami, that was previously not introduced into the situation. I find this new detail to be the crux of the problem. I would suggest the following: The guy probably has an overbite--very much a Canadian trait. I guess it's leftover from their British connections. You might walk over to his office or cubicle and post pictures of Bugs Bunny and leave carrots all over his office. Post pictures of retainers everywhere. Or, just kick his overbite in.
You have to remember you are dealing with a country that recognizes the British Royalty, mixes in a lot of the French language, sits above the U.S. (and tries like hell to fight off any American influence), and of course, most of the people there have overbites, which reminds them that they once had teeth the British would find disgusting. Their greatest export (after oil) has been siezed by America (the Montreal Canadians are irrelevant)...I mean, these guys have nothing, and have been off the radar since Pierre Trudeau's wife was runing around making John F Kennedy and Bill Clinton look like prudes.
I'd probably suggest leaving him a gay gift like "Chicken Soup for the Canadian Soul"--which is chock full of touching stories like why it is important to a man to take his children out and club baby seals to death to show them the frailty of life, or why every Canadian man should take his son out to the local ice pond and drill him in the nads with hockey pucks, and why Americans love to murder anyone who even looks at them sideways (or doesn't) so much, or why Canadians are laughed at by the entire world over the sport of curling.
He'll get the point and either commit suicide or ask the boss to forward all his paychecks to you.
And once again Zip is here to save the day.
Seriously, LMMFAO
Can we get the front page updated any time soon with some more of his stuff?
And can we get another front page for Swami because he's long overdue for the cover?
If they write it and send it to me, it'll be there.
Just pick one of their posts, GD.
RT:
Today is 6/9
RT...
I'm a lil bummed out after the Wings loss, but dynasties can lose a series, but what I'm seriously fuckin bummed about is knowing that Michael Curry is coaching the Pistons next year.
Here's to looking forward to the Pistons in 10/11
http://www.timesunion.com/AspStories...storyID=809665
Basically, a high school student exploited the school's poor security in locking out accounts after 3 attempts. They logged in as every teacher three times and gave a bogus password to temporarily lock every teacher out of being able to submit their grades. Before that, the same student posted personal information that, it turns out, the school had actually left out in public.
This is being spun as "scary evil hacker kid", but the fact that the school was stupid when it comes to computer security is getting shortchanged. It could be argued that the school was simply a victim of poor technology -- "hard to use" stuff that makes dumbass problems inevitable. But aren't they the ones who are supposed to be teaching kids on this kind of stuff?
Yahoo headline:
Quote:
Women's group shuns dieting, embraces being overweight
Next year's Yahoo Headline:
Quote:
Women's group upset over husband's lack of sexual interest
The inquisition WILL be televised.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisf...cctv-classroom
""We don't need no CCTV in our classroom"Quote:
Originally Posted by Uncle Mxy
Nice to see some kids can write properly, better than most people looking for 6 figure jobs at that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Uncle Mxy
Hi! It appears that you have not posted on our forums in several weeks, why not take a few moments to join a discussion or leave a comment? We'd love to hear from you!
:emo kid:
I'm still surprised that post 3k passed me up without me even noticing.
A couple years ago I was advised by a lawyer that it was a bad idea to have a 'Beware of Dog' sign on my back door. Basically with the way our legal system is today, even a burglar could potentially spin it on me and argue that the dog who ate his face was known to be a dangerous dog.
Today I got an idea.
I'm going to put a 'I ♥ My Pit Bull' sign on my back door. I'm not advertising that he is mean or knowingly dangerous, and any prowler will see it and know what is barking. I rule!!