"Things I don't get"

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Originally Posted by detroitexport

Hate to get all Europhile, but who the fuck here invented the whole putting-a-piece-of-orange-in-wheat-beer shit. I've had beer all over Germany and lots of times with Belgians, and correct me if I'm wrong (Uxka you've been to Belgium on a beer tour), but I'm pretty sure those dudes perfected the whole wheat beer thing, and I've never seen them put a gay-ass piece of citrus fruit in their fucking beer.

I've had 4 by the way.

But it is ok that I just put a splash of grapefruit juice over my Vodka on ice?

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Originally Posted by Tahoe

But it is ok that I just put a splash of grapefruit juice over my Vodka on ice?

It's not SWEETENED grapefruit juice is it?

Its some natural something ort other. It doesn't say its sweetned.

Best to stay away until you're sure. Maybe fresh squeeze a fresh grapefruit with your bicep just to be safe.

it fuckin tastes pretty good that much I know for sure

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Originally Posted by Tahoe

it fuckin tastes pretty good that much I know for sure

Yeah, I love me some greyhounds.

My car has those windows that don't go all the way down (I guess so kids can't jump out) and a window lock button, but the door opens from the inside even when locked. So they can't jump out the window, but they can get out of the door when the car is moving.

Brilliant!

And of course, if they're short kids, they won't get much benefit from the breeze unless it rolls down all the way.

A bunch of people where I work are talking about going to wait in line at Denny's for a free Grand Slam.

Wait in line, at Denny's.

No thanks.

Are you effin kidding me? Good luck with that case. What a bunch of ass hats.

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COLUMBIA, South Carolina (AP) - South Carolina authorities in the county where Michael Phelps was spotted smoking from a marijuana pipe say they are considering a criminal charge against the Olympic swimmer.

Lt. Chris Cowan said Tuesday that Richland County sheriff's investigators are gathering more information about the photo, which showed Phelps inhaling from a marijuana pipe.

Cowan did not specify what charge was being considered and declined to discuss details of the investigation.

The photograph was first shown in a British tabloid Sunday. News of the World said the picture was taken during a November house party while Phelps was visiting the University of South Carolina.
Phelps issued a public apology.