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I finally watched the unrated version of Semi-Pro, which has Will Ferrell with a swinger-chick wife who goes topless a lot. It was almost as forgettable and sucky as the rated version, sadly. Done right, that could have been amazingly awesome. Rarely has a sports league deserved a funny movie as much as the old ABA. <sigh>
7 Pounds: meh. Chick flick, but for super-emo chicks who would rather have some dead guy's donated organs inside them than a living guy's dick.
Defiance: JRR Tolkien ain't got shit on a movie about good-looking muscle-bound Jews who take up weapons and fight the goddamn Nazis. If you're a schlemielisher Yid pacifist who hates Nazis, it's pretty much the perfect fantasy movie.
Yeah, yeah...that's great and all...But what the FUCK is wrong with Europe?Quote:
Originally Posted by Big Swami
The Hangover = Instant Classic
Don't give anything away! I'm dying to see this!Quote:
Originally Posted by Wizzle
I got dragged into watching Obsessed with the family. Poorly constructed Fatal Attraction knockoff. Beyonce should waterboard her agent for getting her cast in this shitty vehicle.
Beyonce should do a sex tape - that's the only film I wanna see her star in.
She's the worst actor I've seen since the dudes who were trying to look surprised while Lee Harvey Oswald was gunned down by Jack Ruby.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pharaoh
Well, I know I'm late to the party, but I just watched "Religulous" and it is already in my Top 5. I don't even care that Bill Maher has an agenda (because it meshes with mine) with regard to religion and he seems to have sought out religious crazies (are there any other kind, really?)--his speech at the end of the flick was GOLD and needs to be put into the U.S. Constitution.
I've no doubt that religion will be the force, ultimately, about which someone in the probably not too distant future will say, "Wow, they blew themselves to smithereens over that stupid shit?"
Land of the Lost
95% horrible
5% awesomeness