I think its if both teams bat in the inning. If the home team cant get to the plate in the bottom of the inning its rescheduled. I may be wrong though.
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I think its if both teams bat in the inning. If the home team cant get to the plate in the bottom of the inning its rescheduled. I may be wrong though.
I don't get why it take my dog 5 minutes to find a place to shit. He'll pee on every tree we walk by, but when you take him out in the back yard to shit he's suddenly choosey about where he goes.
I don't get why people veto trades in fantasy sports. I mean who gives a shit really!
I don't get why TV controls would be embedded in the side of a Stryker-made hospital bed at upper-arm level. If you're actually lying in the bed, you have to have your opposing hand cross your body and wedge between your upper arm and the bed to hit the fucking controls. I was visiting someone who had an unexpected trip to the ER over the weekend, and watching them try to change the fucking channels was painful.
Wow, I've never seen them that way. That sucks. Most of the ones I have seen are little corded remotes that have the speakers right there on them. BTW, I think they should put headphone jacks on those things because they sound like shit thru the remote and you have to jack it up so loud it defeates the purpose of not having the TV sound on.
Why my girlfriend lies and tries to hide things that are blatantly obvious. I've got a 3.92 gpa, I'm not stupid bitch......
Don't worry, it's ending soon enough.
I don't get it. With a 3.92 GPA, I'd expect that you'd know the syntax is:
"I'm not stupid, bitch......"
or maybe:
"I'm not a stupid bitch......"
:) ;) :)
Good luck with the woman.
Be sure to have one last good fuck as you terminate the matter.
I don't get why someone would expect someone to use proper english when talking about a girlfriend that made him mad.
:) ;) :)
I saw that after I posted but I was too lazy to go back and fix it. The only reason I haven't already ended it is because I have 2 tickets to California leaving Thursday and they're not refundable or transferable. I figure I might as well go have a good time in Cali before I tell her she's been a bitch and she can get out of my life. Is that wrong?
Did I make the right choice in still taking her to Cali with me?
On one hand, I'd rather not go alone, since that would make for a fairly boring trip. Why not have one last week of fun before I end it, right?
On the other hand, I bought her the ticket to California as her birthday present. I'm pretty pissed she A) thinks I'm too stupid to figure out what's going on and B) continues to lie to my face. I could have pulled the "teach that bitch a lesson" card and waited until Wednesday to say "oh by the way, you're a lying bitch and you aren't going."
Thoughts?
I'd take her as long as you can get a lil while on the trip. If not, leave her at home. See how nasty you can go.
Shouldn't be a problem.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tahoe
Who knows, maybe the trip will go well and things will work out.
I really hope I'm not that stupid
Absolutely, it didn't sound like there was much of a chance. Good luck for sure.
People who lie to your face, repeatedly, even when it's obvious what they're up to, are just fucking sad. SEVER.
Zekyl, I think I told you to give this broad the high hard one up the ass and then give her the heave ho a long tome ago.
You want to bed hop and end up miserable and married by the time you're twenty five, go ahead. Just don't give us this crap every time you meet some new bimbo at the bar and think she's The One.
There's a fucking good reason all us old guys wish we were single again, you know.
Don't listen to him Z, we haven't had a good pussy whipped bitch in here since Unibomber was posting.
I would definitely facially humiliate her first.
Let that be your lasting impression of her.
I don't get why people say "let's see if we can't do ____"
WTF is that shit? Let's see if we can, not if we can't. I had a teacher that said that all the time..."Let's see if we can't get this done in the next 20 minutes"
Of course we can try and not get it done. How about trying to do it?
If you want to be nasty, leave her in California.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tahoe
Tell he if she doesn't do a three way, back door or any other fantasy you might have that you'll leave her there.Quote:
Originally Posted by Uncle Mxy
She'll either put out or you'll have a good fight. Can't say which would happen. Probably the latter with threats. Might want to just suggest the fantisy first and see if she's game.
Try to get as much out of it as I can first? Works for me. I'm always open to suggestions.
Chris, that's kind of like when people say "I could care less". Oh, you could care less? That means you care. If you didn't care, you COULDN'T care less. That drives me nuts.
Agreed. I have all sorts of little pet peeves like that... Like when somebody says, "Yeah, I seen it yesterday!"Quote:
Originally Posted by Zekyl
Everytime someone does that, I need to count to 10.
oknotreally but it irks me
I've started correcting people. It pisses them off, but then they think about it the next time they say it. Then I don't have to hear that shit as much.
I hate that too. I also hate when people pluralize Meijer. I'd say %90 of people I know say "I went to Meijers"Quote:
Originally Posted by Zekyl
Then did you go to Taco Bells, or Burger Kings for dinner?
I actually just realized I was doing that this weekend and started correcting it.Quote:
Originally Posted by WTFchris
Some times I bust people's balls on the whole Pop vs Soda debate just to mess with them. I ask them where it says "pop" on the can and they can't find a justification. That one doesn't irk me (everyone says pop here), but I can still have fun with it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zekyl
Soda pop still is king.
And maybe people think Meijer"s" is owned by a dude named Meijer?
It was/is.Quote:
Originally Posted by timbeau0805
It used to be known as "Meijer's Thrifty Acres" (Fred Meijer was the founder). Maybe the "'s" is a carryover from that?
I did not know that. Continue dropping knowledge on the children Glenn.
And here's what I don't get...how is it I can be so manly but have the ass/hips of a woman?
Sounds good enough to me. I just called it that because that's what I was used to hearing it be called by everyone.
Glad you shared......Quote:
Originally Posted by timbeau0805
What exactly does it mean to have the ass/thighs of a woman?
Actually I was wrong, it was founded by Hendrik Meijer, Fred (who runs the place now) is his son.Quote:
Originally Posted by timbeau0805
Lots of good Meijer's info here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meijer
Wow, I did not know that. Continue dropping knowledge on the children Glenn.
And Zekyl, wide hips (don't know why I said thighs) and a big ass.
Ahh, that makes much more sense.
Yeah, I'm tired. Trying to make it to and after the All Star game. I accidently bet on Magglio's first AB to be a double when I meant to bet on a single. :(
I hate this shit. This is STRICTLY a punk-ass hillbilly thing.Quote:
Originally Posted by WTFchris
My next-door neighbor has been a proud employee of Ford's for 20 years. He tells me this shit every time I see him, along with how much he likes White Castle's. The next time he tells me this I am going to set him on fire.
[smilie=heatsmiley2:
^^Where the fuck do you live, man, Hamtramck in 1978?
All the people who lived in Hamtramck in 1978 either died of cirrhosis or moved out to Michigan and Telegraph.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zip Goshboots
What is that, Dearborn Heights?
No, its Dearborn's Heights........