christ.
just kidding. Went to confirm, but it looks like I got bad info -- was from a Eat This, Not That email, I think. Summer Shandies are only 130, and the rest aren't too bad == http://www.livestrong.com/article/30...beer-calories/
lol a 7 am-er last night. Haven't done that for a couple years
Welcome to Chicago motherfucker. The lake's awesome at sunrise.
I feel like there are only three people on here that don't live in Chicago.
+ 15
this needs to return.
I'm fairly anebriated but it all isn't do to ackaho.
Oh man. Forgot to eat last night.
Let's get shitfaced fucksticks!
Let's see if I can't find my way here tonight.
Thanksgiving eve used to be on of my FAVORITE days of the year to get fecalfaced.
Been dealing with drunk bitches all night... Happy Turkey day you dumb mother fuckers.
for the first time in a really fucking long time I am tanked as tanked can be... fucking drunk, hosed, whtever you wanna call it.
With a 6 year old girl, a biy that is 4 and a biy about to turn 3 I set out to make uo for ost timwe tonight with the "Daddy's group" of parnts... all the dudes that are fathers o kids that go to schol with my daughter.hank fuck they're not alkl wankers and the 4 of us drank a kot of beers and talked a lot of shit... could have been better as I wanted to stay later and ddrink more but 2 have early shit to do in the morning. Good night had by all... fuck facebook this is my facebook status bitcghes...
NOTE: no speling corrections cause I'm fucking tanked. Fuck you spelling Nazi's it's a rare occassion for me to be tanked you cunts
I'm about to go on a bendre. Still feel a little funny from last night, but 6 days in a row is not out of the question.
Still reeling a bit from last night's happy hour. What a great night. My coworkers are fuggin' awesome, and between the open bar, finding out the hottest girl at the office may be into me, and the CEO telling me I have a ton of potential, I have a lot of energy today.
Better hurry and whack it.
Lul. nah
Such a cool dad guy thing to say.
Such a COOL GUY GLAN thing to say.
Don't worry Ray, he's not gonna do anything about it.
What would he?
Nothing, anyways.
I've got a lil bit of a buzz going and am surprised that I can still type actually.
I think when you get in dust ups on the webz that you wake up a lil bit or sober up a lil bit. I am enjoying life cuz everything is pretty enjoyable in my life right now. that much is certain.
^ oh man.
Ha!
Exactly 12 hours later.
Tahoe is a professional drunk poster.
I seriously might die, cuz I just ate a bag of M&M Peanut candy things. A big bag. I'm going into sugar shock right now, but it feels great. Will wake up with heart pounding a lil later.
I'm quitting drinking after the tourney.
Hello my friends. One of my good friends, we'll kall her K, has a new roommate, we'll call her J. I'm going to throw a rod in between J's lady bits, I think. Thasts all.
You let us know if there is a sequel, bro.
I'm not doing too bad right now. But I bet I can make it to my bed. 20 steps away.
I may or may not have just drank 4 of those Fosters oil cans in about an hour,
What's that , 96 oz?
Doesn't seem like s lot but I'm feeling gooooood
doing the checkbook and the next thing you know, I m kinda lit
I'm posting this here 'cause it's not right for sports discussions.
When I first started connecting with these fan sites it was 2006 or so. I was a lurker then. I lived in Barcelona still of course. I would get shitfaced and everything else on weekends and when the Pistons were playing on a Saturday night I would leave early, 'cause 2:00 am is early in Spain, and head back to watch the games, get more fucked up and watch the games while I lurked and laughed on RealGM. Good times. I hadn't thought about that in a looooooong time.
Fuck. Gusman's just posted on RealGM. Shouldn't that motherfucker be posting on this thread. Where'd he go? Should we troll and call him out?
And my account still works. Wait, should I have been posting this in the other thread? I'm lost.
I do remember telling them to delete my account so there's that. Fuckers.
See? Look at rule 1. I'd already be fuckin' banned there.
http://forums.realgm.com/boards/view...=191&t=1267696
I was on the Cowboys forum. Maybe Pistons' forum we could fuck shit up.
Oh yeah! I mean just check out rule number 3. Are you fucking serious?!!