People who cut their grass at 8am when Im sleeping. People who mow their lawn three times a week. (same person)Quote:
Originally Posted by MikeMyers
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People who cut their grass at 8am when Im sleeping. People who mow their lawn three times a week. (same person)Quote:
Originally Posted by MikeMyers
Hey! That was ME, yesterday! But...Quote:
Originally Posted by MikeMyers
...normally, I cut the grass in the morning. Not stupid-early 8am, probably more like 11-noon, before I take a shower. (I'm not sitting high on some tractor -- I have to shower afterwards or OSHA gets called.) What I don't get are the neighbors who mow in the evenings.Quote:
Originally Posted by UxKa
Yesterday, though, I had an excuse. I just got my lawnmower back from a friend who was borrowing it, because his broke. While he was borrowing mine, mine broke too (not his fault, he's just unlucky as hell) and I had to go out there and help fix. When I got it back yesterday at just after 2pm, I hadn't mowed in about 3 weeks and wanted to be sure he hadn't passed on any of his bad mechanical karma to my mower.
Pussy.
I don't get how my girlfriend can get mad that I'm friends with a girl I dated 8 months ago, but its ok for her to send messages to her ex from 3 months ago. Isn't that a bit hypocritical? Am I wrong in being annoyed by this?
No youre not, but she may be equally and justifiably annoyed. With some finesse, you need to talk to her and establish that either you both get to be friends with ex's, or neither of you do. Also, if her ex is of 3 months ago I'm guessing its a relatively new relationship. That makes it tougher to establish these things without already driving a wedge between the two of you. If you really like her, think theres potential, etc then I'd have the talk. If she just seems like another girl maybe don't have the talk and just deal with it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zekyl
That's the hard part. It does seem like it has some potential, but whenever I try to have the talk she just gets really pissed. She doesn't do well with criticism. In fact, she always seems to find a way to turn around and be mad at me when it happens. I'm really not sure how.Quote:
Originally Posted by UxKa
Zekyl:
You break up with someone, that's it. If you don;t have kids together, they are GONE. Why even bother with them, unless you TRULY developed a friendship after a long relationship. But, and ex is an ex, and consider yourself LUCKY AS HELL if there were no kids involved.
As for your girlfriend, so far, you've given some very strong proof for people who think you should take a year off after breaking up with someone.
Having said that:
I can;t think of anything that sums up "some potential" better than "whenver I have the talk she just gets really pissed", or "She doens;t do well with criticsm" or "She always seems to find a way to turn around and be mad at me when it happens".
Sounds like you guys are off to a fantastic start, and I think you should propose to her very soon, she's a KEEPER!
Don't forget that she tells him how to cut his hair.
Haha. She actually told me I was right about the whole situation last night and she was just mad because I proved her wrong and she felt stupid because she had no argument. I win.
Also, have I mentioned that on a scale of 1-10 she is easily an 11. I am probably around a 5.94.
So instead of feeling mad, she feels stupid?
I don't get what you've really won, here.
Lower self-esteem=easier time getting dirty sex.Quote:
Originally Posted by Uncle Mxy
I was thinking I win as more of a "she finally admitted she was wrong, its an improvement" win. Not really a win, but an improvement more or less.
Please, PLEASE make sure she is on The Pill.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zekyl
Hermy is always on point with these things.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hermy
mad sex > stupid sex
A lapdance is always better when the stripper is crying.
That time of the month makes it all irrelevant.......Quote:
Originally Posted by Uncle Mxy
Why do they have to put tags on the neck/collar of a shirt? They should put them on the bottom side seam so they don't itch your damn neck the whole time.
I don't get why construction workers pretend to be bums so that I'll buy them an ice cream.
I don't get why you would buy a bum an ice cream.
Didn't. Just some dude on the street was playing like he was homeless and when I walked by was like "Man I'd really like an ice cream." I later found out that the dude is always there and that he isn't homeless but a construction worker.
Go back and hit him in the face with an ice cream cone. It's the only way to make this right and save your pride.
I'm sure that'd be fun but since the dude begs for change when he isn't homeless, I think pride is pretty low on his priority list.
I don't get why it's so easy to think highly of a chick and assume she's slobin' the knob of some loser all at the same time.
Agreed.....
I don't get cheating. If you arent happy in your situation, just leave it. What's the point of setting yourself up in a terrible situation and setting up your loved ones to be hurt horribly? Be committed or be single.
...I like to live dangerously. >_>
I agree. The only way it makes sense is if the cheater is married to a "bread winner" and doesn't want to lose that money. I still think you should just leave either way if you are considering cheating.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zekyl
You aren't cheating because you're not happy. That's just the excuse to get into her pants.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zekyl
You cheat because you want some strange. Sheesh, you guys have so much to learn.
I especially like using the "I'm going to see my mom in the hospital" excuse.
Try this one: "Honey, I scored some new barfly from the "Spoon and Rectum Pub", can you please go sleep on the couch so we can have a little fun?"Quote:
Originally Posted by timbeau0805
You know what, that just might work. After all, honesty is the best policy. And for an April Fool's prank (or her birthday) I'll give her a copy of the sex tape.
I also figured if I told my girlfriend the girl from the pub only looks a little better than her she'd forgive me.
You know what girls also like? If you just run up to them on the street, and kick them in the butt. Try it sometime.Quote:
Originally Posted by timbeau0805
Nah, I'll just use my penis.
We need a dirty joke thread.
Very much so.....
Why do I always have to go #1 and #2 at the same time? Is it too much Diet Coke? (I always end up taking a leak first to see if it relieves any of the pressure.)
Every time I have to pee or shit it burns. So thank god I never had to do both at the same time.
I don't get why you haven't had a doctor check that out, if it's persistent.
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You already know what I was gonna say...
I love sweet pickle relish, but can't figure out why they put it in squeeze bottles. It just doesn't work.
I don't get in baseball, when there is rain after the 5th inning, what criteria is used to decide whether to call the game and make it final or to suspend it to be finished later.