Just be like me and say "no."
Am I joking? Am I serious? They don't know, and they won't ask again.
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Just be like me and say "no."
Am I joking? Am I serious? They don't know, and they won't ask again.
I've used that MoTown. If they're good enough friends they laugh awkwardly but don't get mad. If they're not, they get mad and I laugh my ass off.
Not wiping properly just before you go on a day long hike, or just not wiping properly.
Having friends who don't wipe properly and I have to pretend I don't notice.
So you're acting like you've never done it, but you knew what I was talking about, DIDNT YOU!
Come clean Swami
Taking an exam worth 25% of your final grade without even owning the book.
Downloaded a song, listened to it before I put it on my ipod, and then the fucking thing won't even play on it.
Cold sores.
Yeah and because of SOME people in that thread Cleveland's going to beat out Orlando for the 3 seed and beat us in the 2nd round.
aaaahahahahaha, the thread got closedQuote:
Originally Posted by Glenn
laffo
I asked MoTown via PM to close it.
Aw man we was just havin' fun with yeh
The Love Guru
Starting to come down with the flu I think.
Waking up constipated and aching all over.
I found this in my garage last night
http://www.hiltonpond.org/images/OpossumVirginia01.jpg
If my wife had video-taped the next 45 minutes, we would have had a pretty good shot on America's Funniest Videos. I didn't do well. It's gone, but I didn't do well.
Discussing/arguing with the boy which college he should attend.
btw..possums are mean lil bastards.
I have a 90 lb dog so I've never seen a conscious possum.
Big Ten Officiating.
Ed Hightower.
Bo Ryan
Wisconsin
Having sick kids.
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Originally Posted by Glenn
http://www.information-condom-source...an-Condoms.gif
Clarification:
It doesn't suck that I have the kids, it sucks that they get sick sometimes.
http://www.totallyfreestuff.com/pics/7330.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by Glenn
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http://www.appletreeblog.com/wp-cont...sick-child.jpg
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http://www.cbc.ca/sports/indepth/gfx/tjford_392.jpg
Being sick sucks, but I'd still rather be sick than have the boy be sick...or especially when he was younger.
So if I give my kids chewable vitamins, they will turn into TJ Ford?
being hungry and waiting for my order
Yes, exactly. What are you waiting for?Quote:
Originally Posted by Glenn
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Originally Posted by Glenn
Ehh...maybe I should've put Calderon's picture up there instead.
http://assets.espn.go.com/media/nba/...o/a_ford_i.jpg
http://network.staging.nationalpost....212ford475.jpg
nobody wants to be TJ Ford
cheap, commercial-grade, toilet paper
Being forced to see a therapist.
The Rapist?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir Douche Baggins
Why would someone force you to get raped?
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The fact that "Hey there, Delilah" even exists.
Hearing it just once makes me want to choke a bitch.
Today I tried imagining how I would feel if I was forced to listen to that song repeatedly, maybe 3 or 5 times.
It might be worse than waterboarding.
Because everyone hates me and I feel like they're conspiring to have me raped.
Feels like I'm in prison again.
Consider us your collective therapist.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir Douche Baggins
Start a thread where we all pitch in and help you.
ISJSMWTAIS
And that looks like a thread killaQuote:
Originally Posted by Sir Douche Baggins
Bands that I hate and think suck:
Aerosmith
Def Leppard
Bon Jovi
Poison
Every other hair metal band
Aren't all rapes forced?Quote:
Originally Posted by DennyMcLain
No. Ohio voted for Bush in '04. They ALLOWED themselves to get raped.Quote:
Originally Posted by WTFchris
And Bukdow, whenever he posts.