What I'm trying to understand is who wakes up one morning and says "Hey, I've got a GREAT idea! Today I think I will drive a metal spike right through the shaft of my penis. That sounds totally awesome!"
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What I'm trying to understand is who wakes up one morning and says "Hey, I've got a GREAT idea! Today I think I will drive a metal spike right through the shaft of my penis. That sounds totally awesome!"
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Originally Posted by giffman
My post was either:Quote:
Originally Posted by Glenn
A) not funny
B) too clever
C) neither
D) both
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Originally Posted by Glenn
Yup!
I think the word "vintage" is becoming very overused.
On that note, I think people thinking phrases and words are becoming cliche is becoming cliche.
No one ever says "literally" when they mean literally any more. They mean figurativley, which is the exact opposite.
That new KFC Big Box thing is interesting.
Why do people wait until they're ten minutes into some boring story before they say, "To make a long story short..."
And by the way, when you hear that phrase, it means ten more agonizing minutes of listening to the most boring person in the histroy of the world...
There are three things I will find funny every time, without fail:
1) The Three Stooges (Moe, Larry, and Curly. A little Shemp, but only because Moe was more abusive of him. The rest sucked)
2) Farts
3) Burps
The best thing about big titties is how they bounce durring sex.