How sex-ed works in Ohio:
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How sex-ed works in Ohio:
http://dispatch.com/live/content/loc...h.html?sid=101
Detroit is such a god-forsaken place that people from Ohio kidnap Detroiters and read the Bible to them -- really!
http://www.toledoblade.com/apps/pbcs...WS02/902170363
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A 34-year-old man accused of holding a woman captive in his West Toledo apartment for three days and reading Bible passages to her will be arraigned Tuesday in Toledo Municipal Court.
Troy Brisport of 4127 Secor Rd., Apt. 105 was charged with kidnapping and felonious assault, police said. He was being held without bond Monday night in the Lucas County jail.
Toledo police Capt. Ray Carroll said Mr. Brisport, who moved to Toledo in December from Mount Vernon, N.Y., was in Detroit about midnight Wednesday when he saw Shykea Boykin, 22, on the street and picked her up. She told him she didn't have a place to stay.
Ms. Boykin apparently fell asleep on the drive to Toledo and woke up after arriving at Mr. Brisport's Secor Road apartment. She went inside and again fell asleep, the captain said.
While Ms. Boykin was sleeping, Mr. Brisport handcuffed her wrists and ankles and put a gag in her mouth. He then undressed her and put an adult diaper on her, according to court documents.
"She said she didn't have a place to stay and wound up in Toledo. She falls asleep, wakes up, and finds herself in this situation," Captain Carroll said. "This is pretty unusual."
Ms. Boykin was not given any food and Mr. Brisport tried more than once to suffocate her using pillows and a blanket, court documents state.
Captain Carroll said there is no evidence that Ms. Boykin was sexually assaulted or beaten during the three days she was held captive.
Mr. Brisport did, however, read Bible passages to Ms. Boykin.
"It's unusual to hold somebody for that long and not commit a sexual assault, and to restrict them like that, and read Bible verses to them," Captain Carroll said.
The captain said police are unsure of a motive.
Ms. Boykin escaped from the apartment about 1 p.m. Saturday while Mr. Brisport was sleeping.
Police found the handcuffed woman in the apartment parking lot, dressed only in a T-shirt and adult diaper. She was not wearing any shoes.
Ms. Boykin pointed out the apartment where she was held to police, who went inside and arrested Mr. Brisport.
Captain Carroll said police believe this may not be the first time Mr. Brisport has done something like this.
And here's a little gem so the folks on the west side of the state don't feel like they're missing out:
http://www.record-eagle.com/archives...045192150.html
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KALKASKA -- A deputy from the Kalkaska Sheriff's Department is on suspension after he went to a topless bar while on duty.
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"I talked to the manager, I didn't talk to any dancers ... it's more PR than anything," he said.
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Captain Carroll said police believe this may not be the first time Mr. Brisport has done something like this.
That's called religion. I don't see a problem here.
One pill makes you larger...
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...te-rabbit.html
From the land of Yankee Doodle Road, where MoTown dwells, is the stoplight that would never turn green...
http://www.startribune.com/local/wes...7PQLanchO7DiUrQuote:
But when he wanted to use the most direct route home, traveling northeast along Excelsior Boulevard through St. Louis Park, he found himself stuck at a stoplight at 38th Street that has a sign saying right turns are allowed only on a green arrow.
Trouble is, at night, the arrow never turned green.
"I would wait and wait and wait, and the arrow wouldn't change," he said. The only time the arrow turns green at night is if a vehicle comes up 38th Street toward Excelsior. But because it's a quiet neighborhood, that rarely happens.
Huh, so this is MoTown?Quote:
Originally Posted by Uncle Mxy
http://stmedia.startribune.com/image...PLIGHT0225.jpg
I thought he'd be younger...
http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news.../detail.html#-Quote:
A man who tried to mellow out his kitty by stuffing her into a homemade bong comprised of a garden hose and a clear plastic box is facing criminal charges.
Lincoln-area authorities cited 20-year-old Acea Schomaker on suspicion of animal cruelty Sunday morning after catching him smoking marijuana from a contraption with cat inside and a 12-inch by 6-inch base.
Schomaker told Lancaster County sheriff's deputies the 6-month-old female named Shadow had been hyper and that he was trying to calm her.
Easily the awesomest thing I've read all day, for two reasons...
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FORT PIERCE, FL -- Told McDonald’s was out of Chicken McNuggets after paying for a 10-piece, a local woman called 911...Three times.
"This is an emergency, If I would have known they didn't have McNuggets, I wouldn't have given my money, and now she wants to give me a McDouble, but I don't want one,” Latreasa L. Goodman later told police. “This is an emergency."
The McNugget meltdown happened last week at a McDonald’s in the 600 block of North U.S. 1 and ended with Goodman, 27, getting a notice to appear on a misuse of 911 charge, according to a recently released police report.
Goodman told investigators she tried to get a refund for the 10-piece McNuggets, but the cashier told her all sales are final.
"I called 911 because I couldn't get a refund, and I wanted my McNuggets," Goodman told police.
The cashier told police she offered Goodman, of the 2400 block of South 25th Street, a larger portion of food for the same price to make up for it, but said Goodman got “irate,” the report states.
Goodman reportedly yelled, "I don't want a McDouble and small fry," the cashier told investigators.
Dispatchers for 911 told police Goodman called the emergency number three times and on each occasion was told an officer was en route.
“Goodman maintained the attitude ‘this is an emergency, my McNuggets are an emergency,’” the report states.
McNuggets, introduced to the McDonald’s national menu in 1983, are sold in more than 100 countries and, unlike the McDouble, are often dunked in barbecue or hot mustard sauce.
Goodman’s 10-piece selection has 460 calories and 29 grams of fat.
1. It's funny for the obvious reason of calling 911 over 10 nuggets.
2. What the hell was that writer thinking at the end of the article? LOL