KCP signs with the Lakers: 1 year, $18m

Read it here first, folks!

Good paycheck if you can get it. He thought he was going to get much more, of course. Glad it's not from us.

He turned down 5 years/$80 million for a team that won't have his Bird rights.
A bunch of teams have already overspent their TV-contract mad money.
KCP needs to be an All-Star for this to work out.

Shit, I'm slipping.

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