Timone

by Catallus

I will fuck you in the ass and in the mouth,
Aurelius you sodomised ass pony
And Furius, cock-sucking little pervert,
Who think me, from my little verses
Which are sensual, to be far too wanton.
For it is proper for a poet to be
Pure, pious and unsullied by naughtiness
Himself. The same need not be true of his verse.
My verses, in short, then, may have wit and charm,
If they should be sensual and lewd enough,
And because they are sexy and able to
Arouse--I will not say boys, but these hairy
Men who cannot stir their cocks into stiffness.
Because you have of many thousand kisses
Read, you pair think me to be less than manly?
I will fuck you in the ass and in the mouth.