if you dont know, you should already, but its middle name and street you live on.

mine used to be john stclair, which i liked, but now i like my new one even better: john fremont.

Steven Irving

Meh.... not the best.

James Knappy

Joseph 97th Avenue.

Jackson Beach

^^Winner so far.

Scott Ryan Moonlite

(Two middle names)

David Harlow

Daniel Bayside...:(

Gotta say, none of these compare to Fred Garvin: Male Prostitute

John Sunnybrook

Vasel Woodbridge.

I always thought it was the name of your first pet and then your current street name. If that's the case, my porn name is

Buster Woodbridge

Vasel Woodbridge.

I always thought it was the name of your first pet and then your current street name. If that's the case, my porn name is

Buster Woodbridge

Mine would be Victor Sunnybrook.

Sounds better than the middle name.

Yeah, the way I always heard it was that it was the name of your pet and the name of the street you grew up on. Going by that standard, my porn name is Rocky Loveland and all you chumps are pretty much owned.

Bishop Buckingham

Then mine wood be Joseph Woodcock.

Then mine wood be Joseph Woodcock.

You could wear a bandana and an eye patch.

You could wear a bandana and an eye patch.

You mean he doesn't already? That's how I've always pictured him.

If it is pet name and street you grew up on, then my name is Flash Clearview, and somehow that seems appropriate . . .

A rare giffy post, nice.

He must have noticed the word "porn" in the thread title.

Either that or his "WTFDetroit.com porn" RSS feed clued him in.

Johnny Eureka

^Nice. Whereabouts on Eureka?

You mean he doesn't already? That's how I've always pictured him.

Yes, but you are probably wrong as to which eye has the patch.

^Nice. Whereabouts on Eureka?

I thought it has a nice ring to it. :)

Sacramento California Eureka just down from the Tennis Club.

The one with the nets and the courts? That's a good club.

if it was your pet, when i was a teenager mine would have been gus st clair.

i like that alot. in fact i might legally change my name to it. i imagine i'd wink at people alot.

Suki Gatesboro

Allan Exeter. Pronounced 'Exiter' so I must be a cumshot specialist lol

Or an anal specialist.

Only the giving kind, to girls of legal age, who are hot. I think I covered all my bases there.

James Martin Luther King Jr Blvd

even though im luke warm on the last 4 episodes, im loving flight of the concords by the way. even last show wasnt too bad. "he was watching the weather channel--probably looking for a thunderstorm to rock out to".

bonus points in my book to you, james martin luther king jr blvd.

Middle name and current street - Joseph Dorr
First pet and first street - Rusty Main

Good thing I just moved or it would have been Joseph Holland-Sylvania

I didnt know first pet and first street. I would definitely be a gay porn star... Rosie Manchester LOL