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Glenn
08-03-2007, 03:00 PM
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?slug=txcubsperez&prov=st&type=lgns


Report: Tigers INF Perez tests positive for stimulant again

August 3, 2007

CHICAGO (TICKER) -- The Detroit Tigers' Neifi Perez has once again tested positive for a banned stimulant.

Perez has failed a drug test for the third time and will be suspended 80 games, radio station ESPN 1000 reported on Friday.

Perez was originally suspended 25 games on July 6 for amphetamines, a sentence that was to end on Saturday. He was the first player to be disciplined under MLB's new amphetamine policy.

However, with a third positive test, the 34-year-old Perez's season and tenure with the Tigers would be over. The veteran infielder signed a two-year deal worth $5 million with the Chicago Cubs prior to the 2006 season before being traded to the Tigers last August 20.

Perez was hitting .172 with a home run and six RBI in 33 games at the time of his first suspension.

DrRay11
08-03-2007, 03:02 PM
Yes.

See ya Neifi!

WTFchris
08-03-2007, 03:03 PM
[smilie=llama_banan:

Glenn
08-03-2007, 03:07 PM
With only 55 games left in the regular season, and his contract expiring after the season, I think it's safe to say that we've seen the last of him in a Tiger uni.

Actually, I would further speculate that his career is now over.

What a dumbass.

H1Man
08-03-2007, 03:08 PM
LMAO!

He has to be the dumbest player in the league. How do you test positive for banned substances when you are already out for testing positive?

WTFchris
08-03-2007, 03:40 PM
http://s85.photobucket.com/albums/k70/WTFchris/other/?action=view&current=NeifiPug.jpgSee if you can pick the drug user out of this lineup (bet you can't):

http://images.google.com/url?q=http://i.a.cnn.net/si/images/baseball/mlb/players/5702.jpg&usg=AFQjCNF3ww4xrUiumsjD3NVdgMB-x97gKg http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k70/WTFchris/other/NeifiPug.jpg?t=1186170560

Timone
08-03-2007, 04:00 PM
Look like the same person to me.

Lol, fucking stupid ass Nefertiti.

xanadu
08-03-2007, 04:21 PM
Look like the same person to me.

Lol, fucking stupid ass Nefertiti.

The dumbest part is that just anyone can get diagnosed with ADHD and get "legal" stimulants anyway.

Glenn
08-03-2007, 04:52 PM
The two suspensions will save the Tigers approximately $1.2 million of Perez's salary.

Black Dynamite
08-04-2007, 11:28 AM
timboxxv (8/3/2007 at 3:59 PM)

Somebody better put an * next to his 1 homerun this year!!!!

Timone
08-04-2007, 04:29 PM
Neifi hit a HR this year?

WTFchris
08-06-2007, 08:38 AM
Yeah, it was in a blowout too, late in the game. I remember seeing that and thinking he was even more of a piece of shit because he can't get a timely hit ever, and he was padding his stats in a blowout.

Timone
08-06-2007, 10:04 AM
Talk about unsportsmanlike conduct...