STUNNING actress Jessica Alba says she is up for a one-night stand - as long as the man leaves the next morning. The curvy 23-year-old, who was recently romantically linked to Hollywood hunk Mark Wahlberg, likes the idea of getting intimate with lots of different people because she loves experimenting in sex.
She told Cosmopolitan magazine: "I just wanted to see what it was like to be with different people. I don't think a girl's a slut if she enjoys sex.
"I could have a one-night stand, and I'm the kind of girl who looks over in the morning and is like, 'Do you really have to be here?' I don't need to cuddle and do all that stuff because I know what it is and I don't try to make it more.
"I feel like a lot of women try to make it into more, so they don't feel so bad about just wanting to have sex. I don't really have a problem with just wanting sex. Never have.
"Even when I was a virgin and wanted to marry the first guy who I slept with, I never passed any judgments about that. But now I'm done with dating around."


http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2004580002-2005100513,00.html

Damn.

Where are my divorce papers?

haha, great publicity stunt to promote her upcoming movies.

but yes, she is a wise one.

http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/6393/jessicaalbabeach06lt9.jpg

I don't trust The Sun.

But that does give me a better chance of hitting that.

All men ever do is look for a common ground with women.
We have found it with Jessica Alba.
But one question remanins: Before she kicks me out in the morning, does she mind taking it up the ass one more time? Hangover fucks are great: They take forever.

Been there, done that.

Here's an interview I came across today:

Hi, I'm Feltchie Uffdarng, and I'm here with Zip Goshboots, who is well renowned for, well, nothing.
Q: Zip, how's it going?
A: Great, Feltchie, and might I say, you're looking swell, have you been out in the sun?
Q: I'll ask the questions asshole. Tell me, how do you feel about global warming?
A: Fuck that. I just want to fuck alot of chicks. I want blow jobs, two chicks at once, I want to watch five chicks bang each other, and maybe toss in a couple chicks with big asses who like it up the butt.
See, Feltchie, I want women to have the freedom to come over, blow me, or fuck my brains out, and then get the fuck out in the morning, or even before that!
Why should I expect more than that from them? Hell, they don;t even have to know my name, and if they're hot enough (or not) they can call me the wrong name all night long.
It's my new thing; I'm sick of holding women down, tying them into some relationship bullshit. They should be able to call me up, come over, suck my schlong, go get me a pizza, and then get the fuck out.
They should also feel free to buy me some beer and give me five hundred bucks every time we do it. This way, I can;t be accused of mysogeny, or asking women do do more than they are capable of.
The 2000's are the new sixties; chicks can fuck the shit out of me and I won;t feel used.

You don't pay hookers for the sex.
You pay them to leave afterwards.

I pay them not to tell my girlfriend.

RE: A little Alba in your future?



Exactly how tall would this "little Alba" be?

Would she fit, say, on a keychain?

that thing is 3 yrs old.....her bf is the reason why she was at those warrior games....so no more whoring for her.

Google says otherwise.

Jessica Alba and Cash Warren: Break Up Official!

It is now official! Jessica Alba and Cash Warren broke up. Both admitted that their relationship finally ended a week ago. It was rumored lately that Jessica spent a lot of time with producer David Moreau, has this rumor caused their separation? Friends speculate that both couldn’t keep it together, Jessica and Cash were both working hard and away from each other. Well, Jessica is single again and already under contract with the cosmetic company Revlon where she is shooting commercials. Enjoy the pictures!-in the link.
http://www.lusthunt.com/celebrities/jessica-alba-and-cash-warren-break-up-official.html


I guess she's back on the hooker stroll to getting her pussy blew out.