Mancrush?

Could be a new thread concept/schtick...

Glenn:
You are SOO onto something.
Thread:"Who do you have a mancrush on?", or, what guy would you do (and not even in one of those "oh, if I WERE gay, I'd do Harry Winkler".
Nope, just one of those, "Well, I was sitting there, and Jon Lovitz just walked in, and no one was around, and OH MY GOD, it was fantastic! But I'm not gay"
For me, it would be Serena Williams.

If I had to fuck a man, I'd prefer it were Ann Coulter. Wait, what?

I'll get the obvious George Blaha reply out of the way.

I'd also like to spend some time with the guy in the passenger seat in those Sonic commercials. He seems like a lot of fun.

http://adweek.blogs.com/adfreak/images/sonic.jpg

Denzel (Training Day), (young) Eddie Vedder, and Glenn.

Mancrush?

Could be a new thread concept/schtick...
Mancrush?
Schtick?
The greatest love of all?
Self-love?!

Passenger: I know how many letters are in the alphabet...
Driver: Can I sub-respond before you finish.
Passenger: Sure
Driver: Do you?

I don't know where else to put this, but since I have no man crushes to post I will do so here.

I heard this joke on WDFN yesterday and it's pretty funny:

How do you know you are at a gay bar-b-q?

All the hot dogs taste like shit.

Thanks for that Chris...NOT!

This is not a joke...Did you hear that the Pentagon was trying to develop a bomb that they could drop and turn the opposing soldiers gay? It was supposed to make them drop their guns and start making love to each other. No bullshit. They received like 8 million bucks to get started.

As I'm about to hit enter, i'm thinking this story is prolly posted somewhere already, but here goes anyway.

So now this is about gay jokes?

Having a legit MANCRUSH is not about being gay. It's about being comfortable with admiring another man in a non-sexual fashion.




(I realize that this post probably puts me under suspicion, but I'm okay with that.)

This thread is definitely more about definitions #1 and #2, not #3.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mancrush

This thread is definitely more about definitions #1 and #2, not #3.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mancrush

Yea, nice try Glenn. j/k

Bob Costas
Mike Ness
Jake Johanssen
Jim Gaffigan
Glenn Danzig
Jon Barry
Terry Mills
Robert Plant
Henry Rollins

I don't get that joke.

..shit.

now I do.

Alright, I'll play along. Bob Barker. Anyone who can kick Happy Gilmore's ass and put up with the yelling and screaming on the PIR for 3000 years gets my vote.

BTW, his last day is on friday, iirc.

Tom Izzo.

Tre can have the Stonybrook U. rip off Izzo. Snooze you lose, DT11.
http://graphics.fansonly.com/photos/schools/ston/sports/m-lacros/auto_headshot/653221.jpeg

Chewbacca and the Loch Ness Monster

Chewbacca and the Loch Ness Monster
Chewbacca is not a man.

It's a Lefty.

http://graphics.boston.com/images/bostondirtdogs//Headline_Archives/bdd_Chewbacca.jpg

Chewbacca and the Loch Ness Monster

How about Bigfoot?

Is that a fucking guy driving down the road with curlers in his hair? WTF? ^^

Will Ferrell would be another one for my list.

Bill Clinton and Michael Moore, too.

I used to have a mancrush on Chauncey Billups until he became too good at sucking ass.

Yeah, I'm a little homophobic.

Will Ferrell would be another one for my list.

Bill Clinton and Michael Moore, too.

I could go for Hillary if my love life was in a funk and I heard him give a particularly rousing campaign speech.

Is that a fucking guy driving down the road with curlers in his hair? WTF? ^^

Big Perm, I mean Big Worm from Friday.

I did enjoy seeing Henry Rollins thrown out there. Dude is a fucking badass in everything that he does. I've also read a bunch of his books.

I'll admit to having a mancrush for this guy:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4d/Usdollar100front.jpg/800px-Usdollar100front.jpg

Charles Barkley when he squeezes into those tight little shorts.

Sexy.....

Tim Russert
BARWIS
Bill Cowher
Miguel Cabrera
Amir Johnson

Also, :sas:

HowEVAH! Having a so-called "MANCRUSH" does not mean that you are GAY!

HowEVAH! Having a so-called "MANCRUSH" does not mean that you are GAY!

Exactly.

It simply means that you are comfortable enough with your own masculinity to admit that you respect and admire another man, in a purely non-sexual way.

Tim Russert
BARWIS
Bill Cowher
Miguel Cabrera
Amir Johnson

Interesting taste.

Henry Rollins
(young) Eddie Vedder
(young) Chris Cornell
Denzel Washington
Karl Malone
Chad Warden
Jim Morrison
Rasputin

Interesting taste.
Updated list:
George Blaha
guy in the passenger seat in the Sonic commercials
Bob Costas
Mike Ness
Jake Johanssen
Jim Gaffigan
Glenn Danzig
Jon Barry
Terry Mills
Robert Plant
Henry Rollins
Will Ferrell
Bill Clinton
Tim Russert
BARWIS
Bill Cowher
Miguel Cabrera
Amir Johnson
Stephen A. Smith

New addition: Chris Paul

Very respectable lists, gents. I'm happy to see Henry Rollins on there. The man is a true bad ass.

Updated list:
George Blaha
guy in the passenger seat in the Sonic commercials
Bob Costas
Mike Ness
Jake Johanssen
Jim Gaffigan
Glenn Danzig
Jon Barry
Terry Mills
Robert Plant
Henry Rollins
Will Ferrell
Bill Clinton
Tim Russert
BARWIS
Bill Cowher
Miguel Cabrera
Amir Johnson
Stephen A. Smith

New addition: Chris Paul


You're missing someone.

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/busted.jpg

http://wtfdetroit.com/forums/showthread.php?p=233853#post233853

To be honest, Mo, I don't really have a MANCRUSH on you.

It's a MOCRUSH.

Well to be honest, the answer I was looking for wasn't me.

I'm pretty sure Jake Peavy is second to only Blaha on your list. Jake is not pleased.



However, Mocrush works for me. Besides, :motown owns:

If the answer you were looking for was me, then I'll have to say I'm happy Glenn doesn't have a MANCRUSH on me. I'm not the type of guy you'd want to be like.

MoTown though....

Well to be honest, the answer I was looking for wasn't me.



I realize that...now.

The new Prez.

lol...hilarious/great thread.

Justin Timberlake (no homo), Thom Yorke (no homo), Ray Allen (no homo)

Jalen Rose

John Daly, John Goodman, Phil Mickelson (I'm a breast man)

seriously though: Kirk Gibson is the man

It's official, the guy from the Life Alert commercial is the most badass cat in the world.

Czaban just did a MANCRUSH segment and the word "bromance" was being thrown around quite liberally.

Mike Tomlin was getting a lot of love, too.

Czaban just did a MANCRUSH segment and the word "bromance" was being thrown around quite liberally.

Mike Tomlin was getting a lot of love, too.

I guess you can say he was getting a brojob.

-Tom Lemming.

Aaron Brooks

(The Rocket, not the shitty former NFL player)

Yaaaauuuuuuuuuuuup

edit...he single handedly won that one game for them with his 2nd half play, imo.

LeBron James

Agree. Hate to say, but its getting hard to deny that he is the shit.

Aaron Brooks

(The Rocket, not the shitty former NFL player)

Of course. He's from da Norfwest.

Rex Ryan

A Mancrush? On Lebron James? Bunch of fucking pussies.

If I ever saw him on the street I would smack him 6 ways to Sunday.

But Jordan? I'd fucking bow in his presence.

Fuck Bret Hart, Michael Jordan is the best there is, the best there was and the best there EVER will be.

I don't have a mancrush on Jim Forbes from Behind the Music, but I do have a VOICECRUSH.

Tate Forcier

A Mancrush? On Lebron James? Bunch of fucking pussies.

If I ever saw him on the street I would smack him 6 ways to Sunday.

But Jordan? I'd fucking bow in his presence.

Fuck Bret Hart, Michael Jordan is the best there is, the best there was and the best there EVER will be.
Tell that to Bill Russell.

I'm an 80s-era Pistons fan. Part of me still thinks of MJ as the man I'd like to crush, right up there with Bird. I respect him, but that doesn't mean I'll ever love him. I sat right by him recently, and I didn't swoon.

Tom Bodett.



Even if he is a Sparty.

Willie Geist.

HOCHULI

Raymond Reddington

CUTLER

Yuk.

I'll never understand that one, but we all have our own things.

SPROLES