First off, sticky this shit to get Zippy off my back.:)



Let's start things off with one of the Original Four: Glenn.

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Glenn used to be "GlennDanzig" (aka, Internet Sensation GlennDanzig). Glenn, along with Mola1, NoQuarter, and Taymelo, constituted the Original Syndicate, the ones who broke off from RealGM and founded WTFDetroit.com. Since I've been here, several constants never change:

NoQuarter will swat anything he feels like, and there ain't a damn thing you can do about it.

The alpacas belong to Mola.

and...

Glenn has a mad crush on Krista Latham.

In fact, for a while it seemed a rather unhealthy devotion to FreeP's finest sports journalist. But then, one day.....WHAM!!!! She goes off and marries some hack named Jahnke.

Glenn was devestated. You think Tre's manlove for Izzo is weird? In the heyday of the "Sweet Krista" era, Glenn wouldn't shut up about her.
Day and night, 24/7, in 1 point white, it was Krista Krista Krista.... all over the place, allllll of the time.

So, there it is, and there you go.

Glenn was one of the top TOS most influencial posters - an idea that seemed innocent enough but led to the destruction of many.
Glenn is one of few people that can post 50+ times per day and never be questioned.
Glenn has lived through everything, it would seem.
Glenn was raised in Sagnasty.
Glenn is roughly 35.
Glenn is an online politician.
Glenn is my fathe.......umm,
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yikes.

yikes.

Translation: You're both right.

I'm sad that this thread died.

Agreed.

Continue the story. I'm at the edge of my seat.

What happens next? Does Glenn get that Janke fellow and become a prince?

Not only the Krista thing, I want to hear it all. Keep sharing. I want to be as "in the know" as everyone here.

I killed a hobo when I was 14.

Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my Mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch, I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

You know, I'm starting to like this kid ma'.

Haha.

You've got to put me down for a mancrush on Glenn, then.
Also, Ledesma has the best avatar EVER. Thank you.