Since I don't know how to do this, can someone please go to ESPN.com right now and get a screen capture of the following headline that they have on the front page:

Angels jump on Wang early, stop fading Yanks.


Swat this to the stands if you want, I just wanted this to be remembered.

Here's a good one too. (http://www.examiner.com/a-722242~Yankees__Wang_Hit_Hard_by_Rangers.html)

The best part is A-Rod checking out Wang's Wang in the picture.

http://www.examiner.com/images/ap/3be3d842-5c7e-4f6e-ba22-a42a9ab48a94.jpg

nice.

sorry MoTown, i could only come up with this:

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/6674/espnheadlinewangnl6.png

Seriously, I feel bad for Asians. Half their names are code for genetalia. Long Duck Dong from Sixteen Candles was the best for a child of the 80's. Seriously, I wonder if names like Smith or Williams are translated as cock and shlong in some aian country.
I really wish there was a headline somewhere from last year (never saw it, just imagining how great it would be) "Wang replaces Big Unit for Yanks, Johnson neck sore"

Seriously, I feel bad for Asians. Half their names are code for genetalia. Long Duck Dong from Sixteen Candles was the best for a child of the 80's. Seriously, I wonder if names like Smith or Williams are translated as cock and shlong in some aian country.I really wish there was a headline somewhere from last year (never saw it, just imagining how great it would be) "Wang replaces Big Unit for Yanks, Johnson neck sore"

That's a great line, jethro. But we have the name "Dick" in this country, so what if "Dong" to an Asian really does mean "Dick"?
I hope that somewhere in this country we still have people naming their kid "Dick". Not "Richard", or "Rick". Just plain old "Dick".
Those Orientals are crazy with their names. They have McDonald's and Burger King, you'd think they could get wind of the fact that they are naming their kids after the "Package".
But, how come we never see an Oriental woman with a name like "Pussy" or "Tits"?
Man, that is some sexist shit.

ummm, Wang's a last name, so I don't think there's much choice a parent had to make if the kid turned out with the name Wang.

If you think people cared the slightest about the connotations of names, you wouldn't expect John and Mike to be among the most popular male names in the US.

And then there's Uncle Pussy... ok, that's not real.

Speaking of funny names, I can't help but bring up the one and only Professor Chew Shit Fun.
http://cg.scs.carleton.ca/~luc/dreamteam.html
In the good ol days (i.e. a couple years ago) you could hit straight to her home page, but now she can only be remembered as Chew S.F. from
google cache (http://64.233.167.104/search?q=cache:Z6mSDf1R42sJ:www.nsse.nie.edu.sg/faculty/sfchew.htm+nie+sg+professor+chew&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=8)

But, how come we never see an Oriental woman with a name like "Pussy" or "Tits"?
Man, that is some sexist shit.
I hope this (http://www.cinenacional.com/personas/index.php?persona=11933) satisfies you, even tho not oriental.