Oh yes, the glorious Augusta National Golf Club has been marked by none other than.. Steve Spurrier.

http://deadspin.com/sports/peeing-at-augusta/ah-the-sweet-relief-of-augusta-261636.php

Steve Spurrier = Nick Saban?

Nobody ever pisses in the woods on a golf course.

shit my bad its spurrier

Well shit happens when you're drunk. I mean, he is on a golf course.

C'mon, he's at Augusta National.

It's not like he had to worry about any women being around or anything.

True that, but of all the golf courses to piss on, that has to rank last on the list.

Yea Augusta is sort of sacred ground for golfers.

I was taking a piss the other day and thought I was in the clear but this old guy came out and said somthing, I told him I was on new blood pressure medication and it made me piss every other hole. I think the old geezer felt sorry for me. He's all oh, oh ok. what kind are you on? I thought that was pretty quick thinking on my part. Hope his roses didn't die.

Next time just actually go in the woods, don't shoot for the woods from the edge of the rough.

Someone needs to take a piss on Spurrier.

Next time just actually go in the woods, don't shoot for the woods from the edge of the rough.

Yup, or walk around to the back side of the tree.

I always do the old "I think I lost my contact lens over here" thing.

That's fine at a public course. At a private course, it's taboo, and at Augusta it's like you took a leak on the feet of deity.

I'm as much a fan of golf as anyone, especially the Majors.
But really, "deity", "sacred ground"? It's fucking trees and water, and geese and ducks shit all over it.
It's a piece of Americana known for bigotry and racism.
But above all, it is a friggin' golf course, the source of so much angst and frustration over a little white ball that it deserves an occassional "piss on you".
A few years from now (fifty, a hundred, whatever), it will be a wasteland, and the only beings alive won't give a shit that Jack Nicklaus won six "Green Jackets" there.

I'm as much a fan of golf as anyone,


LOL Obviously not.

LOL Obviously not.

LOL back at ya just because I don't want to bow down and pray at an exclusive country club that 99.999999% of us will never even get to walk out onto.
And by the way, WHO has a PGA thread?

http://kegsneggsblog.com/2013/07/18/photo-steve-spurrier-gives-thumbs-up-we-give-it-right-back/