A thread for a little good-natured blasphemous humor.

DISCLAIMER: Don't even think about reading this thread if you are offended by humor at the expense of religion.

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Why did the cheerleader go to church?

(With arms held out in crucifixtion position) Because she heard that they had a guy hung like this there.

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On a typical Sunday morning, the pastor tells his
congregation, "It doesn't matter what kind of problem you have - big,
small, old, or new - it's in the Bible. The Bible has all the
answers."

After the sermon a middle-aged female parishioner asked the
pastor, "With all due repect, father, but I don't think the Bible
talks about PMS."

The pastor had never thought about that, so he tells the
woman he'd give it some thought.

The next week he points the parishioner to a passage in
the Bible that says, "On the way to Bethlehem, Mary rode Joseph's ass."


The bartender was washing his glasses, and an elderly Irishman came in and with great difficulty, hoisted his bad leg over the barstool, pulled himself up painfully, asked for a sip of Irish whiskey.

The Irishman looked down the bar and said, "Is that Jesus down there?" The bartender nodded and the Irishman told him to give Jesus an Irish whiskey also.

The next patron was an ailing Italian with a hunched back and slowness of movement. He shuffled up to the barstool and asked for a glass of Chianti. He also looked down the bar and asked if that was Jesus sitting down there. The bartender nodded and the Italian said to give Him a glass of Chianti, also.

The third patron, a redneck, swaggered in dragging his knuckles on the floor and hollered. "Barkeep, set me up a cold one. Hey, is that God's Boy down there?" The barkeep nodded, and the redneck told him to give Jesus a cold one too.

As Jesus got up to leave, he walked over to the Irishman and touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed!" The Irishman felt the strength come back to his leg, and he got up and danced a jig to the door.

Jesus touched the Italian and said, "For your kindness you are healed!" The Italian felt his back straighten and he raised his hands above his head and did a flip out the door.

Jesus walked toward the redneck, and the redneck jumped back and exclaimed, "Don't touch me, I'm drawin' disability!"


Top Ten Reasons Why Beer is Better Than Jesus

10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.
9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
8. Beer has never caused a major war.
7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.
6. When you have a Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.
5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over his brand of Beer.
4. You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a second Beer.
3. There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie to you.
2. You can prove you have a Beer.
1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.

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For some reason, I love those ones where Jesus ends up saying "lol".

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For some reason, I love those ones where Jesus ends up saying "lol".

I love those too. I thought you guys were going "photoshop" to create that stuff?

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I really like those too. My favorite is the knock-knock one. But even more than that, I love pictures of cats with poorly spelled captions underneath. For some reason that shit just puts me in stitches.

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I really like those too. My favorite is the knock-knock one. But even more than that, I love pictures of cats with poorly spelled captions underneath. For some reason that shit just puts me in stitches.

I don't think that's funny. Everyone knows cats are horrible spellers. Their favorite subject is math.

can we retitle this thread "confirm your reservation in hell" please?

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an oldie but a goodie.

can we retitle this thread "confirm your reservation in hell" please?

Holy shit, diddy.
Do you still worry about monsters under your bed?
Remember: They, even in todays politically correct climate, and even with the christian right hijacking the bush presidency, can still NOT TOUCH YOUR BLANKEYS!!!

if your going to have a good natured thread about jesus jokes, the other side of the coin is good natured jokes about going to hell. or does it just go one way?

start the thread b-diddy

you don't need permission

Yeah, man! Just like it's a good joke to axe you if there are monsters under your bed!!!
The only thing is, making jokes about hell or going there are kind of a joke on this whole "religion" thing. So fire (hahaha) away!

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I really like those too. My favorite is the knock-knock one. But even more than that, I love pictures of cats with poorly spelled captions underneath. For some reason that shit just puts me in stitches.
Check out a comic book miniseries called We3 -- might be up your alley:

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Sorry, one of these days I'll figure out how to post a youtube
Not long, but WOW! The spirit of Christmas and all that
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Here's a short reply to that one
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an oldie but a goodie.


I prefer "Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates"

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I would have thought he wouldda been playing goalie.





Anybody know why?

Something having to do with being stoning?

You don't have to be stoned to play goalie.

It's a very well known joke, people.

Christ, I feel old.
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Needs fixing

Needs fixing

Fuck it, this one is better anyways.

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...Notre Dame?

Fuck it I'm going to sleep.

Wouldn't the puck go through the nailholes in his hands?

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I tried clicking.

http://www.landoverbaptist.org

Mich:
You have just given me a weekend of reading pleasure.

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That one is damn funny.

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I'm bringin' blasphemy back

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I'm bringin' blasphemy back

I love that quote, but did it ever really go away?

FWIW, loljesus.com is a great fucking site

Well, I would say it took a killer vacation.

And yes, yes it is.

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I have no clue if this one has been posted, but:

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I found this on some bible forum. I figured I'd post it anyway...

Whatever we may all feel about religion, I think we can all agree that anti-evolutionists are hilariously dumb.

Theodosius Dobzhansky once said, "Nothing in biology makes sense except in the light of evolution." Think about that for a moment.

Science as we know it today was invented by the ancient Greek philosophers. They argued amongst themselves about the nature of the universe. Is the universe a scary and unpredictable place, ruled by capricious forces? That view of the universe is Chaos. Or does the universe work according to forces that behave in orderly ways, producing results that could conceivably be predictable? That view of the universe is Cosmos.

We have science today because the ancient Greek philosophers decided that the best way to view the universe was that it is orderly and predictable. This motivated the great thinkers of the day to put their minds toward predicting the results of various phenomena, and they were able to do it. So science was born. As a result we have radio transmitters, inoculations, and Internet pornography. Science has validated the Cosmos view by producing consistently predictable results. Wherever it fails, it fails because of ignorance of phenomena that upon study, are also orderly and predictable.

The anti-evolutionists are trying to use the framework created by science to invalidate the entire idea that science is based on. They would rather see us go from being philosophically based in the idea that life forms change and develop predictably according to variations in genetics, to being based on the idea that God did everything, and how can we humans fathom why He does what He does? They want us to abandon science and return our view of the universe to Chaos. In doing so, they will undermine the entire foundation of science and return us to those dark days when humanity abandoned science altogether.

tl;dr. But nice job, Swami!! I totally agree with everything you said.

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back 2 ur regalarly scheduled jesus laffs

lol ya u kno it

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ouch, not my kind of thread...

Cover your eyes!!

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THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE "FUN"

THIS IMAGE IS NOT FUN

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Ah, the dreaded Red X ^^^

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OMG, I knew nothing of this!!!!! I am so down with it.

Feel free to take a look around, learn from the masters.

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Not exactly funny but the artist was pretty good.....

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OMG, I read that and I haven't laughed that hard at something I've readvin a long time.

Just a thought: maybe this thread is why "Jon Kitna" hasn't posted here.

Well surely he would have posted in the thread about the backlash of blasphemy.

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Wow. Those kids took it to the extreme

I wouldn't call the dude dressed like Jesus a kid:

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My gf's uncle used to own Cracked. Sadly, he did not write that article though.

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Welcome!

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Currently listening to: Morbid Angel "Blasphemy of the Holy Ghost"

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The background reminds me of that old cartoon from Nickelodeon, Ka-Blam!

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My grandma gave me two containers of these for christmas because my nickname at college is Jesus.

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Rich Rodriguez = shitty coach.

YOU TAKE THAT BACK! You've gone too far!

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bukdow likening Michigan fans to a cult made me decide to bring this back.

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Nice one.

I missed this thread.

GUESS WHO'S BACK, BABY?!?!?!?! jesus lol

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This guy too!

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Now I really have a death wish.

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I like that last one. If it was a real poster I'd probably buy it.

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Haha. Beautiful.

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Smart man, that Jesus fellow.

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Not blasphemy, but on the page I looked up and almost as much fun!

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I like it.

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Its a good thing this is about Christianity and not _______.

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More #realtalk than blasphemy, but still

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Been reading some of Richard Dawkins' tweets this morning, don't know how he hasn't been killed yet by some wacko

http://i.imgur.com/GkM66p6.jpg

I'm starting to think he might be an atheist. Can't tell for sure, though.

Pakistani boy cuts off own hand after blasphemy mistake: police (http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/pakistani-boy-cuts-off-own-hand-after-blasphemy-mistake-police/ar-BBogKdB?li=BBnb4R7)

FBI runs child porn site for shits and giggles:

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2016/01/21/fbi-ran-website-sharing-thousands-child-porn-images/79108346/

http://the-toast.net/2016/06/06/bible-verses-where-behold-has-been-replaced-with-look-buddy/

40uyvImgsQ0

http://www.loltheists.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/japanese-jesus.jpg

http://www.loltheists.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/japanese-jesus.jpg

I saw the anime about this. Don't let the pretty words deceive you -- it was all tentacle porn.

I like the one where at 13 he makes birds out of mud and then kills them in a temper tantrum.

https://i.imgur.com/RpmIjgB.jpg

Lolled at this 5+ year old commercial being in heavy rotation tonight during CNN debate


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7INIhD9P0Pw

Joseph never consummating with the Virgin Mary means loveless marriage is enshrined in the New Testament. That's abundantly obvious.
The part I didn't know was that the midwife involved, Salome, attempted to examine Mary as a midwife would, and her hand caught on fire.
So, did Joseph's dick catch on fire? Is that why he became a carpenter, so he could have wood? Why marry someone who torched your dick?
If it didn't catch on fire, what went down? Was Joseph secretly gay and Mary was a beard? Or perhaps he was really Josephina? Hmmm...

Fucking Day: The ecstasy of loving God

http://1900hotdog.com/2021/03/fucking-day-the-ecstasy-of-loving-god-%f0%9f%8c%ad/


You’re almost certainly thinking, “We live in a society. There is no way some guy wrote a book about bringing yourself to full orgasm with Christian enthusiasm.” Well, we should really look inside this book before you make a total fool out of yourself.

https://i.postimg.cc/Yq7QXXQY/image.jpg

Big news, if true.

https://i.postimg.cc/SxKdw7Gb/image.jpg
https://www.theonion.com/pope-francis-holds-mass-with-giant-ape-bishop-of-skull-1847386138

https://i.postimg.cc/VvStKH4x/image.jpg

fun with unmanaged schizophrenia

https://i.postimg.cc/13M4zck4/image.png
https://1900hotdog.com/2021/08/nerding-day-the-unofficial-holy-bible-for-minecrafters-%f0%9f%8c%ad/

https://i.postimg.cc/nczd2y9x/image.jpg

Hot-Head for sure.

All these unbaptized people are going straight to hell! Moohaha!

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/02/14/us/catholic-priest-baptisms-phoenix.html