Roger Clemens is coming back to pitch for the Yankees.
OK, they need each other, they deserve each other, they'll go up in flames together.
Clemens may be taking more shots in the ass than Bonds, but he won't be able to save the Yanks by himself, and I still think the Yanks watch the playoffs from their own homes this year.

I'm glad that he signed with somebody just so I don't have the hear his name as much. The guy is an incredible pitcher and an incredible prick. I hope that he flops this season and finally decides to retire.

I don't care as long as the Yankees lose in the playoffs again.