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MELBOURNE, Fla. -- A Brevard County doctor dressed up in a Captain America outfit was arrested with a burrito in his tights. What he allegedly did at the police station got him into more trouble.

Doctor Raymond Adamcik, 54, would probably rather forget about the weekend when he was arrested on charges of battery, disorderly conduct, drug possession and trying to destroy evidence. It's not what you would expect from a doctor or Captain America.

The Palm Bay family physician was at On Tap bar as part of a pub-crawl with other medical professionals. It was a sort of costume party on a bus that would take them around from bar to bar.

Everything was fine until, witnesses said, Captain America started getting too forward with a burrito he kept tucked inside his blue tights, a burrito that ultimately landed him in jail.

It's certainly not the Captain America from the comic books. This one is accused of sinister deeds more fitting of a villain than a superhero.

On Saturday night, when a costume party full of medical professionals stopped at On Tap Cafe, police said Adamcik had a burrito stuffed below the waistband of his costume and was asking women if they want to touch it. When one refused, he allegedly took out the burrito and groped her.

The woman called police and, when they arrived, the officers wrote in their report "there were so many cartoon characters in the bar at the time, all Captain America's were asked to go outside for a possible identification."

The woman pointed out Adamcik and the burrito was found in his boot. He was taken to the police station. There, while in a holding cell, police said, he asked to use the bathroom and tried to flush a joint, also hidden in his blue tights, down the toilet.

"The officer observed him try to flush something into the toilet. He tried to flush it. The officer was able to reach inside and grab part of what he tried to flush," said Jill Frederiksen, Melbourne Police Department.

The doctor wasn't in when Eyewitness News went by and didn't return calls. He may now have to rely on a lawyer instead of his superpowers to get him out of the jam.

"This is definitely an unusual situation. We don't usually arrest people in costume," Frederiksen said.

No super powers got Adamcik out of jail. He needed $2,000 cash bail and then, once he got out of jail, he still stopped to pose for pictures on the way out. It is unclear right now whether the doctor could lose his medical license if he's convicted.

The officer who "reached into the toilet" should, in my opinion, seek professional psychiatric help immediately. That goes into the "Cop Seeking to Become Rambo" category.

I promise you this, and anyone who knows doctors can completely agree: MDs are some of the biggest dirtbags in the world.

I know a few, and AFAICT, MDs come in all flavors. Lots of people tell me I should've been a doctor, especially after they see my handwriting. :)

It sounds like this guy got drunk and turned into an idiot, and the hero outfit made it interesting. He may or may not have been a jackass beforehand. I know a couple people who are fucked-up and mean when drunk, but nice and sociable otherwise. It appears he got fired from his job over this.

The real lesson here is -- if you're gonna do a pub crawl to get free booze from a drug company, don't do it in a costume.

You guys are overlooking the most amazing part of this story......the solidness of that burrito. Okay, if I go down the street to Taco Bell and grab a burrito supreme and shove it down my pants, that thing probably won't come out in that great of shape. And it will also look like I pissed salsa. Then he hides the burrito in his boot!! At this point this burrito just has to be a messy tortilla shell, and now Captain America has a taco salad in his boot. But the story makes no mention of this which makes me think it wasn't a burrito at all and was probably more of a sturdy chimichanga.

No no no - a really good burrito, like the kind you get at taquerias all over Chicago, are as big as a goddamn house and wrapped up like they got the cure for ugly inside them. What Taco Bell makes can't even be called a burrito at all. Normally I hate guys like me who say "oh man, you don't know anything about burritos/cars/taxidermy/whatever, let me tell you how it really is" but today, I have to drop it on you, because you just sound so hopeless that a quality burrito will ever come your way. At the very least, there will one day be more Chipotle franchises in Michigan. Seek one out, and you might get some kind of small spark of optimism that can sustain you until the Mexicans finally decide to stay in Detroit and set the rest of us straight. Don't let the Empire of the Bell convince you that all burritos are sloppy bacteria colonies, with tortillas the approximate consistency of chewing gum. Keep hope alive! I want you to know that there really are burritos out there that are not only delicious and filling, but have a respectable amount of structural integrity that would allow you to, say, put it in your pants and pretend it's a dong. Do not fear!

Here in Omaha, we have Alvarado's. The steak and egg burrito could double as Albert Pujol's bat. Three bucks and if you can eat the whole thing in one sitting, you've earned a free pass for all the farts it will generate.
We've had the good fortune of Mexican's coming here for awhile to show us what REAL Mexican food is all about.
Other than that, Omaha really isn't worth a shit.

I went through Omaha once on a business trip to western Iowa, and it made me laugh. "Isn't it just precious? It's almost like they think it's a city! How adorable!" You know you're living in a piece of crap state when all the people want to live close to western Iowa because that's apparently where all the action is.

You'll get no argument from me on ANY negative points regarding Omaha.
The best things about Omaha are its affordability, and the fact that it's a decent sized city that has virtually NO traffic. My wife's commute to work is all of about 6 minutes, and mine to school is a tedious 9 minutes.
This place DOES have its share of extremely hot chicks, though, but most are trained to be mindless breeders who are out to be married with three kids by the time they are 22.