This sucks.

Pounding headache, sore throat, constant cough, plugged up head, achy all over.

I'm going double dose of Nyquil tonight, but first, 1200mg of ibuprofen.

Just thought I'd whine a bit here.

At least I ain't no pussy sinusitus hospital boy like Ben Wallace.

Damn, have you been hanging around the Piston's practice facility?

I think you have....cancer.

There was something seriously nasty going around this year. I was down twice, each time for like a week. Nasty fever, headaches, sinuses, cough -- the works.

It's called cancer, and you might have it.

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i feel your pain my friend, you'll get through it.

Best Regards
GUS

Feel better, Glenn. Throwing up is the best cure for nausea.

This should do the trick.

http://images.theknot.com/PWPimages/3255984216824375/3255984216824375_1.jpg

As well as this:

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Drink lotsa water.

Print this out, and whenever you feel like hurling, hurl onto this:

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You'll feel better, trust me.

Ah, the wedding night.
The last time a guy will ever pick his wife up without wanting to toss her off a twenty five story buliding.
Of course, now that she's snagged him, and she starts eating again because she won't have to fit into that dress anymore, it may be the last time a guy can lift his wife at all.

Ah, the wedding night.
The last time a guy will ever pick his wife up without wanting to toss her off a twenty five story buliding.
Of course, now that she's snagged him, and she starts eating again because she won't have to fit into that dress anymore, it may be the last time a guy can lift his wife at all.

I don't think you get the gag.

PM Glenn, and he'll tell you... if he's not crying uncontrollably.

Oh, I know you and Glenn have a "Secret Jibberish Code" that I'm not privy to. I understand I'm not one of "The Guys". I get it, I'm not part of the "In Crowd".

Oh, I know you and Glenn have a "Secret Jibberish Code" that I'm not privy to. I understand I'm not one of "The Guys". I get it, I'm not part of the "In Crowd".

Nope, yer just a gawddamn Canadian, nothing more.:mccosky:

Just kidding. It was a running gag at TOS re: Glenn and "Sweet Krista"

I'm sick too. Luckily, I'm on Easter Break and it's snowing, so the sickness isn't stopping me from doing anything.

What IS it with you guys and all this cancer?
I haven't had so much as a runny nose in three years. Get off the X Box and get some exercise!

What IS it with you guys and all this cancer?
I haven't had so much as a runny nose in three years. Get off the X Box and get some exercise!

I was in a pretty solid workout routine before I sprained my knee. It's been a bad week.

Shit, sorry to hear about your knee. But it might not be a sprain, you might have knee cancer.

e-ray, drink heavily... the cancer will go away.

Glenn,

Yes, it sucks to be sick.
Take care of yourself.
Get well soon.

Is it bad that the only time that I have left bed in the last 36 hours or so was to shit blood? (and type this post)

Actually, not true, I slept on the bathroom floor on Wed night, so technically that's not bed.

Goddamm, you shit BLOOD?
I think you may have had a cerebral hemmorhage.

Goddamm, you shit BLOOD?
I think you may have had a cerebral hemmorhage.
Close, but it sounds more like cancer of the anus.

Apologies to Ben Wallace, I ended up in the ER, getting a couple of bags of fluids and an anal probe.

Simultaneous severe cold/food poisoning/hemmorhoid will get you every time.

Never had anal bleeding before, so it was a bit of a shock.

Give me sinusitus any day of the week over this bullshit.

Holy shit, Glenn. I just have a cold.

Oh Glenn, you had me after "anal probe"!

Yep, being 35 sucks. Hemmorhoids are something that I thought only senior citizens dealt with.

Although the rancid sausage on that bagel sandwich looked tasty at the time.

. . . giffman furiously compiles list of witty "rancid sausage and anal probe" jokes . . . . .

Come to find out, it wasn't a hemmorhoid after all, just salmonella poisoning from the aforementioned bagel sandwich.

So here's a belated "Fuck you" to the Bagel Beanery on the corner of Michigan and Fulton in Grand Rapids. You bastards caused me 5+ days of agony, and it's still not over as I still feel like hell due to these severe abdomnenal cramps.

If you boys never get salmonella poisonong, consider yourselves very lucky. It's kind of ironic, because I'm totally paranoid about raw meat in the kitchen, too, always have been.

Those are some nice "anal bleeding" Google ads at the bottom of this page too, lol.

I had a run-in (yes, a double entendre) with salmonella once. It wasn't as bad as mono or being hit by a car, but it took me out for three days straight.

shitting blood, or just blood wipes? funny enough, i had a bloody wipe the other day, myself. i get them a couple times a year. i used to assume they were related to my infrequent bowel movems--i used to go about once a week, until i was informed that was really unhealthy--but now i go everyday, and im not dropping foot longers anymore. i honestly dont know what the cause is anymore. perhaps we (i) need a deucing awareness thread? im pretty sure zip is the man for that job.

diddy:
Once a week? No wonder you are full of shit.
I will not be starting any "Deuce Threads". Taking a dump can be incorporated into just about any post.

Been in bed for about 30 hours. 102 fever, chills and vomit.

sounds like the flu bro

Flu test was negative. *This guy* has bacterial pneumonia!

Bacterial pneumonia...sounds like it can be treated with abx? I hate when I get sick and its just one of those 'let it run its course' type things.

Get well soon!
your best friend ever
Tahoe

Thanks

Rarely get sick, but comin' down with a stomach ache today.

Nothing a BM couldn't help, right?

Hate this. Feel like I could barf at any minute.

Feeling a lil' better. I know you guys were worried.

Relapse. 101 fever is back. Switching to a different antibiotic.

#fml

Relapses can suck, bro.

Get well soon, Gla.

Tbro, quit trying to steal attention from Gla being sick.

Antibiotic-resistant flu sucks.

Bad head cold.

January is always rough.

This was a horrible week. Sunday started the scratchy throat and on Monday night I just got pummeled with a fever that last until Wednesday morning. So spent most of the week in bed with the flu. Hoping that was it and don't have another cold in February.

Kinda sick, you guys.

Dear Glan, Mike and Tim,

Get well soon!

Your Best Friend Forever
Me

Mxy 2!

anyone else?

I have the flu - 101 temp (fever just broke), going to the bathroom every 10 minutes, fuck this

I hardly ever get sick, but when I do I really get sick. Man.

No idea if the above made any sense at all. #sick

Went to cough up some phlegm and vomited. It's been over 10 years or something like that since I last puked. So rad.

HATE upper respiratory infections/assthma, you guys.

Whole family's got the crud, you guy. Only thing I like about it is it really helps my Mark Lanegan impression when singing in the car.

I passed on my sickness to everyone else!
Revenge is mine... MINE!!!

decided to stay home today because I was unmotivat...had a bad cough.

Have a bad cold, fellas. Sudafed is like the biggest mixed blessing ever. Takes care of the symptoms better than anything else, but when I take it, I’m just DONE.

Have a bad cold, fellas. Sudafed is like the biggest mixed blessing ever. Takes care of the symptoms better than anything else, but when I take it, I’m just DONE.

Bet it's real popular with the Spurs organization

Lots of Sunday morning posts from you today, shouldn’t you be in CHURCH?

Lots of Sunday morning posts from you today, shouldn’t you be in CHURCH?

I would be, IF GOD WASN'T TAKEN OUT OF THIS COUNTRY

AT LEAST WE CAN ALL SAY MERRY CHRISTMAS AGAIN AND ELECT LEADERS WHO MAY HAVE MADE SOME MISTAKES IN THEIR PASTS, BUT TELL IT LIKE IT IS AND LOVE THE BIBLE

Things I'm not sick of:

WINNING

So sick, you guys

Still sick, lads.

The one good thing about having a sore throat is when it deepens my voice and I can hit the low notes in Barry White songs.

The one good thing about having a sore throat is when it deepens my voice and I can hit the low notes in Barry White songs.

I can sing as low as Barry does on his classic "Love's Theme".

I can sing as low as Barry does on his classic "Love's Theme".
Not at all?

I'm told that my singing is an OSHA violation, and either Homeland Security or the Nuclear Regulator Commission is called -- whoever comes first.
People claim it's some kind of treaty violation, but I swear my voice IS zoned for heavy industrial.

And yes, that's sick.

anyone else being hit by FLU LIKE SYMPTOMS?

Staying in bed today, yg. So much coughing and I feel like hell. Such bullcrap.

I've been out of town for a death in the family. Ugh.
One of my family members had recently been in Cuba and started becoming sick.
I shared a room with then, and now I am just getting over the Cuban Crud Crisis.
Not as historic as the Cuban Missile Crisis, but more memorable.